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Skeletron Prime
im just gonna put all my random ideas here.

Poop slime
99999hp
1 dmg
Drops 20 poop

Poop
Vile powder+10 poop=putrid scent
Does 900 damage TO NPCS ONLY

Merf gun
Damage: 5 can hurt npcs
Speed: 15
Tooltip:do not point at eyes or face, warning, small parts, keep away from Children under 3
Sold from party girl along with its ammo, merf darts

Pogo stick
Mount.
Bounce around on it!!!!!!!!
Sold from party girl



Suspicious looking face,
Drops from any enemy with a 0.01 chance on April 1st
Looks like the troll face
Tooltip: Hmmmm............
Instantly kills you when used


Flag,
Can be placed or held
Has the Terraria tree logo on it
Tooltip: honor The World of Terraria
click to wave it around
Novelty item


Nuke launcher,
Damage:666
Tooltip: you know what to do!
Sold from demolitionist along with nukes which cost 42 gold each after moonlord in expert for 10 platinum
Warning: highly explosive

High tech map,
Sold from cyborg post golem
Allows you to place waypoints and be able to teleport to them
Max amount 10 at a time
You can delete them


Teleportation device,
Crafted with cell phone,RoD,100 luminite bars, and a high tech map
Click anywhere on the screen or map to teleport there

Catcher ball
Like a long ranged consumable bug net
Tooltip: go and catch em’ all

Ethernano
Consumable
Gives buff: FORCE DRAGON MODE
Magic damage buffed 85%, 40 added defense
0.0001 chance to generate underground as a block

NRG drink:
Buffs damage 500%
Tooltip: Warning: sideffects may include nausea, fever, seizures, heart attacks, amnesia, common cold, flu, hay fever, mad cow disease, cancer, and thoughts about ponies.
Crafted with all dev items lasts for 666 hours
Ps, can you find all the references?
 
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A foam dart gun would be a fairly humorous gimmick item.

A pogo-stick also sounds very fun, but most certainly does not need a random death chance.

Troll faces have not been funny since 2011, and even for a single day the 5% chance to die with every kill is unacceptable.

Flags have remained one of the most solid potential additions for years, though more information is needed in how they function.

I am not entirely opposed to the classic "nuke it all" gaming joke being incorporated into Terraria, however it obviously could not be near that stock damage output as it would render the Celebration obsolete.
 
The nuke is now balanced by price
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A foam dart gun would be a fairly humorous gimmick item.

A pogo-stick also sounds very fun, but most certainly does not need a random death chance.

Troll faces have not been funny since 2011, and even for a single day the 5% chance to die with every kill is unacceptable.

Flags have remained one of the most solid potential additions for years, though more information is needed in how they function.

I am not entirely opposed to the classic "nuke it all" gaming joke being incorporated into Terraria, however it obviously could not be near that stock damage output as it would render the Celebration obsolete.
You know im just putting whatever pops into my head
 
Merf gun
Damage: 5 can hurt npcs
Speed: 15
Tooltip:do not point at eyes or face, warning, small parts, keep away from Children under 3
Sold from party girl along with its ammo, merf darts
Sounds fun.
Pogo stick
Mount.
Bounce around on it!!!!!!!!
Has a 0.1 chance to shoot you up in the air and kill you from falling even with wings!
Sold by party girl
I'd guess it works like the slime mount? Not sure how I feel about the 1/1000 instakill chance, though. Seems kinda stupid.
Flag,
Can be placed or held
Tooltip: honor The World of Terraria
Can I get a better description of what this actually is though?
Nuke launcher,
Damage:666
Tooltip: you know what to do!
Sold from demolitionist after moonlord in expert for 10 platinum
Also needs more explanation.
 
I like how these ideas can be funny. But if you do want to suggest something to get into the game properly, i'd take it a bit more seriously and ( I've said this on another thread ) Think like a dev sometimes, that can help alot ;)
 
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