The Gravity-Challenged Terrarian
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Xman101🌳
Cultist
...okay then.
So... Hopefully some good news. We appear to have the perfect method to get Gravity out of his 'Sleeping Beauty' slumber. So hopefully you can see the results of that soon.
Thank goodness for that. Sitting around doing nothing is not my cup of tea.
Xman101🌳
Cultist
*snoooore*
I hate this. It's bad enough I'm bored out of my mind, but then he has to rub it in with all the snoring. And it's certainly not creepy that's he's sleeping standing up in that random corner over there.
*door opens*
-elling you, hibernation is not a state to be messed with.
But they're so CUTE when they're sleeping. Just makes want to poke it.
I recommend you don't. It's very frag-
It doesn't matter whether it's 'state not to be messed with' or 'fragile', he's been asleep for weeks now. I doubt anything we can do will wake him up now.
So I can poke him? YAY!
WHAT!? NO! That could be dangerous!
*Singing* I'm going to poke him, I'm going to poke him, I'm going to poke hi-*
GET AWAY FROM HIM, RIGHT-
QUIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEET!
I've had enough of your whining, Guide. BG, step away from Gravity. I've had it. I need some peace and quiet.
Imma going to poke him.
Don't you dare. It's danger-
*Poke* *Slap*
-ooooOOOOWWW!
Did I not just say I wanted peace and quiet? Now, get out.
Bu-
*Raises blade* NOW.
...okay.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Why do I hear noises?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
...yeah, I hear it too. What is that?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAANDS OFF MY GUIDE!
WHAT THE-
I hate this. It's bad enough I'm bored out of my mind, but then he has to rub it in with all the snoring. And it's certainly not creepy that's he's sleeping standing up in that random corner over there.
*door opens*
-elling you, hibernation is not a state to be messed with.
But they're so CUTE when they're sleeping. Just makes want to poke it.
I recommend you don't. It's very frag-
It doesn't matter whether it's 'state not to be messed with' or 'fragile', he's been asleep for weeks now. I doubt anything we can do will wake him up now.
So I can poke him? YAY!
WHAT!? NO! That could be dangerous!
*Singing* I'm going to poke him, I'm going to poke him, I'm going to poke hi-*
GET AWAY FROM HIM, RIGHT-
QUIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEET!
I've had enough of your whining, Guide. BG, step away from Gravity. I've had it. I need some peace and quiet.
Imma going to poke him.
Don't you dare. It's danger-
*Poke* *Slap*
-ooooOOOOWWW!
Did I not just say I wanted peace and quiet? Now, get out.
Bu-
*Raises blade* NOW.
...okay.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Why do I hear noises?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
...yeah, I hear it too. What is that?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAANDS OFF MY GUIDE!
WHAT THE-
EDIT: ((I fail at numbers -,-))
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MegaMage314 🌳
Living Tree
So that's how you wake up gravity!
Xman101🌳
Cultist
...simultaneous slapping of Guides and poking?
Who would've thought.
...
Damn, I so wanted to use this as well...
*Throws away bucket of Lava*
TerrorPenguin
Queen Slime
should've thrown it on the guide
Under cover cabbage
Plantera
yay gravitys awake (i thought it would never happen)
Zekrua the Demon Lord
Skeletron Prime
GV(Gravitational Vortex, MY upside down character): Next chapter includes me! 
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Aura of Imagination
Terrarian
Oh yeah. I sorta forgot this thread existed for five and a half months.
RP is Razorpine.
How could you forget me?
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Zekrua the Demon Lord
Skeletron Prime
Possibly because they aren't hardmode yet.
teag2
Plantera
SHHHHHHHHHHH! We can't let gravity know about that? Why, I don't know. Ask Xman...
Xman101🌳
Cultist
...hard...
...mode...?
Oh don't worry about it Gravity. He's just joking.
...
Why did you just pick up a bucket of popcorn then?
*Toss*
Oh, no reason.
Aura of Imagination
Terrarian
Xman101🌳
Cultist
...
...wh-
I think it's time for another chapter.
*30 minutes Later*
Ah, that's better. Finally got my gear back on.
Your gear.
Alright.
Okay then.
Are you calling me nothing but a piece of GEAR!?
What? No! I meant my armor and whatnot.
...
You sound a little stressed.
A LITTLE stressed? I have had the most stressful day of life! First with the snoring, then the bickering, then your waking up and then constantly waving me around in a bid to 'practice'. I think I have all rights to be stressed.
Yeesh, I was just trying to he-
Just.
*Deep breath*
Stop.
*Exhale*
And get back to what you do best.
Stress out LB on the commentators desk.
Wait, what? He's STILL there?
*Click*---E'S AWAKE HE'S AW----------------AKE HE'S AWAKE HE-*click*
Remind me to never turn on that radio again.
*5 minutes Later*
Alright, I think I'm ready to go. Let's head out!
...right after I figure out where to go first.
*facepalm*
*AFTER AN UNEVENTFUL CLIMB*
And here we are!
Annnnnd what do think you're going to be doing here?
...
Um...
...
Hellstone! Yes! Need some of that stuff for FG!
Anything else?
...
Oh, my shadow key! I wonder if that will be of any use here.
This is why I have a stress toy bunny.
Mining, mining, minging, imging, minging, mingnin, minging, mining...
I love singing!
Singing, singing, nsningning, sinsing, sninging, siningn, sining, singing...
...
It's okay Zoe, it's only until Hardmode, only until Hardmode...
Hm? Say something Zo-
No.
Hm, okay.
Pots! Smash 'em! Smash 'em! SMASH 'EM!
Hang on, what is that over there?
...I think you just sighted your first Shadow Chest, Gravity.
A Sunfury? Looks similar to my Blue Moon.
Because they are similar weapons. They're both flails.
Oooohhhh, okay.
*Squeeze squeeze* Calm down Zoe, calm down...
Wait... is that...?
Another Shadow Chest! Yay!
Ireland called, they want their 7-leaf clover back.
A lance? Oooooo. But it's damaged, though...
Who are you calling damaged!?
Wha-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Long time, no see DL.
SF.
It's Zoe.
Sure, whatever SF.
Wait, you know each other!?
Old acquaintances.
Still look as ghastly pink as the last time I saw you. Have you considered barf colour? That would be a real improvement.
I've had a bad day, DL. Don't need your trash talk right now.
Had a bad day? Well, looks like I came just in time to make my day. And to ruin yours further.
Like I said, DL, I don't need your trash right now.
Remember that time when you were a magic weapon?
...
I don't know what you're talking about.
Um, guys-
You know exactly what I'm talking about. I also remember a certain engagement to a certain friend of mine... who was he again?
Shut up.
Guys!?
Oh yeeees, I remember now. His name was...
Demon Scythe.
Shut up.
Oh whatever, I'll take my loot without your usual 'luck' remark.
I can remember his cover now. So heartbroken, finding out you had become an abominable melee weapon, how dare you! He wouldn't stop shedding all of his adornments, he was so upset. Personally, *wry smile* I think you made a great choice.
Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up!!!
...
You okay th-?
No.
I refuse to listen to this any longer.
Goodbye.
*Whif*
Zoe?
Zoe...?
Ah, that's better. Finally got my gear back on.
Your gear.
Alright.
Okay then.
Are you calling me nothing but a piece of GEAR!?
What? No! I meant my armor and whatnot.
...
You sound a little stressed.
A LITTLE stressed? I have had the most stressful day of life! First with the snoring, then the bickering, then your waking up and then constantly waving me around in a bid to 'practice'. I think I have all rights to be stressed.
Yeesh, I was just trying to he-
Just.
*Deep breath*
Stop.
*Exhale*
And get back to what you do best.
Stress out LB on the commentators desk.
Wait, what? He's STILL there?
*Click*---E'S AWAKE HE'S AW----------------AKE HE'S AWAKE HE-*click*
Remind me to never turn on that radio again.
*5 minutes Later*
Alright, I think I'm ready to go. Let's head out!
...right after I figure out where to go first.
*facepalm*
*AFTER AN UNEVENTFUL CLIMB*
And here we are!
Annnnnd what do think you're going to be doing here?
...
Um...
...
Hellstone! Yes! Need some of that stuff for FG!
Anything else?
...
Oh, my shadow key! I wonder if that will be of any use here.
This is why I have a stress toy bunny.
Mining, mining, minging, imging, minging, mingnin, minging, mining...
I love singing!
Singing, singing, nsningning, sinsing, sninging, siningn, sining, singing...
...
It's okay Zoe, it's only until Hardmode, only until Hardmode...
Hm? Say something Zo-
No.
Hm, okay.
Pots! Smash 'em! Smash 'em! SMASH 'EM!
Hang on, what is that over there?
...I think you just sighted your first Shadow Chest, Gravity.
A Sunfury? Looks similar to my Blue Moon.
Because they are similar weapons. They're both flails.
Oooohhhh, okay.
*Squeeze squeeze* Calm down Zoe, calm down...
Wait... is that...?
Another Shadow Chest! Yay!
Ireland called, they want their 7-leaf clover back.
A lance? Oooooo. But it's damaged, though...
Who are you calling damaged!?
Wha-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Long time, no see DL.
SF.
It's Zoe.
Sure, whatever SF.
Wait, you know each other!?
Old acquaintances.
Still look as ghastly pink as the last time I saw you. Have you considered barf colour? That would be a real improvement.
I've had a bad day, DL. Don't need your trash talk right now.
Had a bad day? Well, looks like I came just in time to make my day. And to ruin yours further.
Like I said, DL, I don't need your trash right now.
Remember that time when you were a magic weapon?
...
I don't know what you're talking about.
Um, guys-
You know exactly what I'm talking about. I also remember a certain engagement to a certain friend of mine... who was he again?
Shut up.
Guys!?
Oh yeeees, I remember now. His name was...
Demon Scythe.
Shut up.
Oh whatever, I'll take my loot without your usual 'luck' remark.
I can remember his cover now. So heartbroken, finding out you had become an abominable melee weapon, how dare you! He wouldn't stop shedding all of his adornments, he was so upset. Personally, *wry smile* I think you made a great choice.
Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up!!!
...
You okay th-?
No.
I refuse to listen to this any longer.
Goodbye.
*Whif*
Zoe?
Zoe...?
*Toss*
*Crash*
I hate radios.
Well, since I got none of that ourselves, we will have to over the footage that was recorded.
*sigh*
Hope we missed nothing important.
Here's hoping.
Well, this has been the Gravity-Challenged Terrarian for another chapter. Tune in next time for Chapter 23!
Under cover cabbage
Plantera
hmm... does gravity know you have to kill the ????? to go to hardmode?
Varsia
Empress of Light
Ssshhhhhhhhh...
Don't tell him...
Under cover cabbage
Plantera
there i replaced it with ?????
Varsia
Empress of Light
That's better.
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