The Gravity-Challenged Terrarian

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Minh said:
Side effects: Heart attacks, nausea, cursed inferno, on fire, chilled, frostburn, darkness, confused, cursed, frozen and headaches. Will also blow your mind. Did I mention ichor?
The cost for the potion is 999 platinum coins and 1 copper coin.:naughty:
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No, it costs 999 platinum 99 gold 99 silver and 99 copper. The taxes include 1 copper coin. :rolleyes:
Minh said:
Wait why the heck can you use the magic mirror why you're cursed? Unless..... HACKER!!!
*Aim rifle at MegaMage314*
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teag2 said:
*Gets out of the sand*
Oh thank god. Oh, about that potion; I would buy it but I'm a copper coin short. *walks outside*
*marshmallow explodes because sandgun pumped so much sand in it* Augh- why did you do that? Where's Teag?
INCOMING! *throws RoD at Sandgun*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*both vanish*
Ok, now that they're gone...wait, did you say hacker? *Aims chaingun w/explosive bullets at MegaMage*
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Nope, no haxing. Magic Mirror is a non-magic weapon now, don't you know? :rolleyes:
Yeah, and it was only a few updates ago. Why don't you know? :rolleyes:
Magic Mirror these days... :sigh:
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...I have no idea what just happened for the last page or so.

No, seriously, the giant pile of marshmallows blocked my view. I didn't see a single thing...

Really? Not a single thing? I mean, you could have taken 1 step to your right and you would have seen everything.

...
Oh.
Well.
Maybe I sh-
Chapter time!
Oh for the love of-
Zoe?
Zoe!?
Zoe!
ZOE!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Huh. Such a spoilsport. I was only getting warmed up, too. Such a pity.

YOU.
Hm? You called?
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ZOE.
EXPLAIN.
RIGHT.
NOW.

Let me think about that.
No.
I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION IMMEDIATELY.
And who made you the boss of me?
Ohhh, that's right!
Nobody!
So I don't have to answer you! Shock horror!
And that's totally not my sarcastic voice.


BUT I WIELD YOU! YOU WILL ANSWER M-
Ooo, a little late on the comeback I'm afraid. Too bad. I was just going to tell you as well.


...
I hate you so much, and I've only known you for 5 minutes.
*Yawn* Been there, done that.

*10 minutes later of internal raging, lance gagging and failed lance strangling*

Ow.
Strangling dark, mysterious metals is harder than it looks. Now, where was I?

POTS!

...eh, close enough.
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Something tells me this thing will come in handy.



Note to self: Never poke hands in glowing red things without the proper protection.
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Oh.
Well.
Maybe I could just ease the doors open, I may be able to-
NO! NOT THE POTS! D:

...
No opening those doors, then.
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Phew, I think I'm all worn out. So heavy...
Back home, I guess.
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Well, I'm pooped. That was a loooong trip.

*Sigh*
I miss Zoe so much already.
Why did I have to find the god dang Dark Lance!?
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What's even worse, is that DL is actually quite good at what he was originally made for.
Dammit.

Hang on, what about all that Hellstone I had? And that red furnace? Maybe I can use those...
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Bingo!
...
Wait...
Uses obsidian as well?

Thank goodness for overfarming for those obsidian skulls! :D
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Ooo, ow, hot.

I like it.
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WAIT.
HOLD THE PHONE.
CAN I CRAFT...

...
NO.
WAY.
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FG!
MMM, IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK.
WHAT NEEDS DESTROYING?
Mhhmhmhmhhhhmmmmm

...
Now that you mention it... :naughty:
Disclaimer: We do not, in any way condone violence against weapons.

...

Yeah, that sounded better in my head.

DL deserved it though.

Definitely.
Well, that wraps up Chapter 23. At least Gravity's making some progress towards that which will not be named.
What?
See us next time for Chapter 24!
Will you guys please stop dodging my questi-
 
Maybe we should rename Gravity to the 'Interruption-Challenged Terrarian'.

Wha-

I like it! Let's do it.

Bu-

I'll get the necessary court papers, you go get the Magistrate.
*Leave*

...
Sometimes I question my own sanity as to why I stay with these guys.
 
I sometimes wonder what all the npc's think when they see a random person running on there roof. Then again, they probaly also wonder why there house is upside down.
 
spongedog said:
I'm pretty sure its
hard for him to ever upgrade weapons because apparently all weapons are alive and the actual good swords are made of less good swords.
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then what happened to the copper shortsword oh and if they all get combined into 1 weapon doesnt that mean they are all just 1 mind with all of there personalities?
 
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