Unicorn666
Skeletron Prime
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I wish for a large chunk of candy.
I wish for a large chunk of candy.
Denied. That joke only worked once.Granted, but it's rock candy. Not the nice kind. Literally a large rock in the shape of candy.
I wish for
Granted, but it's an inevitable disappointment.I wish for a sequel to Cave Story.
Granted. You get anutopia, a loose translation of not-utopia.Granted but you crash soon after.
I wish for an utopia
Granted but it was purified.Granted. Your wildest dreams? Oh, uh, sorry, I lost them.
I wish for this wish to wish to be wishfully corrupt.
Granted, but you get eternal peace in the afterlife and are reincarnated as a lab rat.Granted, but it is now a meme.
I wish I was slowly killed.