Corrupt a Wish

[mgmletsplay]

So, I remembered a game from the Odyssey PvP Steam group called Corrupt a Wish, and thought it was fun, so I decided to move it over here. [Is that allowed? Are the internet police going to get me? Am I safe? Ok, good]

So, the game is where I wish for something, and then you must grant it. But when you do, you must corrupt it.
EX: Guy 1 says "I wish for Terraria to update this week"
Guy 2 says "It updates, but you get left out and are stuck in 1.2.4"
After you corrupt a wish, you then make a wish of your own that someone else must corrupt.
LET'S BEGIN!
I wish that they will include Ness in the new Smash Bros. Game.

 

[Ellhoir]

Granted, but they will be the only thing in the entire game.
I wish I could think of an uncorruptible wish

 

[wireworker mobile]

Already granted, but you forgot it
I wish for ice cream
(Ps:such a thread exists)

 

[Protean_Entity]

Granted, but it's melted.
I wish for a new gaming laptop.

 

[Vampirezero7]

Granted but the laptop game broke and with an expired warranty

I wish for 12 black spotted kittens

 

[wireworker mobile]

Granted but they die
I wish for some water

 

[Vampirezero7]

Granted, the water had salt in

I wish for 10 wishes

 

[wireworker mobile]

Granted, but this wish uses 11 wishes
I wish for a salt crystal

 

[mgmletsplay]

Granted, but it is too salty so you ditch it for a life crystal
WISHES?! I wish I knew that earlier!
(From Shanghaied, that one Spongebob episode)

 

[JonDaTerrarian]

You now have known that since last Tuesday, but, due to a paradox, you have exploded and are now lying on the floor, quite dead.

 

[mgmletsplay]

You now have known that since last Tuesday, but, due to a paradox, you have exploded and are now lying on the floor, quite dead.

Don't forget to make a wish!
Since you didn't wish for anything, I can't corrupt it.
I wish that you wished for something.

 

[Mark]

granted,he did but he wished it silently

i wish slimes had slimes for slimes

 

[Forever Alone Drone]

Slimes didn't have slimes for slimes, but they did have slimes for slimes for slimes for slimes for lihzards.

I wish that Terraria 1.3 comes out in 9 million years

 

[Jetstreme ∞]

Granted, but everyone forgets about it.

I wish I had a laser gun.

 

[Shrooms]

Granted, however, it's too complicated for you to use it.

I wish for an endless supply of bacon, cheese, and hash-browns.

 

[Mark]

granted but its all spoiled

i wish for a another wish

 

[Shrooms]

(Damnit...)

Granted, but you can only wish for a pony.

I wish for super powers!

 

[Mark]

i wish for a evil pony that takes over the world with the power of chicken hats


oh and your powers make you sick forever and you can only eat waffles for the rest of your life or you turn into a piece of dirt

 

[MegaMage314]

Granted, but the pony enslaves you as well.

I wish I could make a giant green laser sprite animation

 

[Mark]

granted,but you delete in your sleep while eating a pillow

i wish for nothing at all.