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    Cuts deep, man.

    Cuts deep, man.
    Profile Post Comment by Commander Crocket, Jun 24, 2019
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    [img]https://preview.redd.it/q7zj8c9zyig21.png?width=960&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=786cd06c6647c14e5...

    [img]https://preview.redd.it/q7zj8c9zyig21.png?width=960&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=786cd06c6647c14e5a9b094ac528647e1f6b4030
    Status Update by Commander Crocket, Jun 24, 2019
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    If one illegally downloads digital content in Jamaica, would that make them a Pirate of the...

    If one illegally downloads digital content in Jamaica, would that make them a Pirate of the Caribbean? O_o
    Status Update by Commander Crocket, Jan 9, 2019
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    Just now, my phone started making this weird noise I've never heard before; apparently, it was...

    Just now, my phone started making this weird noise I've never heard before; apparently, it was just somebody trying to call me. [b]¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    Status Update by Commander Crocket, Nov 11, 2018
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    Aye, 'tis no longer the haven it once was.

    Aye, 'tis no longer the haven it once was.
    Profile Post Comment by Commander Crocket, Nov 11, 2018
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    Sometimes it's good to just sit down and enjoy pieces of fine art....

    Sometimes it's good to just sit down and enjoy pieces of fine art. [img]https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/731/739/448.png
    Status Update by Commander Crocket, Sep 4, 2018
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    Come back to us already, you lovable drunk. We're starting to miss you, and our vodka's going stale.

    Come back to us already, you lovable drunk. We're starting to miss you, and our vodka's going stale.
    Profile Post Comment by Commander Crocket, Aug 27, 2018
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    Started doing 20 sit-ups each morning to get more exercise. May not sound like a lot, but you...

    Started doing 20 sit-ups each morning to get more exercise. May not sound like a lot, but you can only hit that snooze button so many times.
    Status Update by Commander Crocket, Aug 27, 2018
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    "See, it's not about how many times you fall... it's about how many times you get back up."...

    "See, it's not about how many times you fall... it's about how many times you get back up." "That's not how field sobriety tests work, Nev."
    Profile Post by Commander Crocket for Nev, Aug 27, 2018
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    inb4 rip in waluigi, that guy's yet to make an appearance in a game that isn't a spin-off title,...

    inb4 rip in waluigi, that guy's yet to make an appearance in a game that isn't a spin-off title, let alone in his own game
    Profile Post Comment by Commander Crocket, Aug 26, 2018
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    On that note, as someone who played a lot of Donkey Kong Country in my youth, I'm glad King K....

    On that note, as someone who played a lot of Donkey Kong Country in my youth, I'm glad King K. Rool finally managed to sneak into the next Smash...
    Profile Post Comment by Commander Crocket, Aug 26, 2018
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    I mean, it's good, but it's not [i]Buff DeDeDe[/i] good.

    I mean, it's good, but it's not [i]Buff DeDeDe[/i] good.
    Profile Post Comment by Commander Crocket, Aug 26, 2018
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    I can't for the life of me figure out why you'd use that avatar when a beauty like this exists....

    I can't for the life of me figure out why you'd use that avatar when a beauty like this exists....
    Profile Post by Commander Crocket for Jetstream ∞, Aug 26, 2018
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    eh, reinhardt's short was better

    eh, reinhardt's short was better
    Profile Post Comment by Commander Crocket, Aug 25, 2018
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    Rate the above users avatar

    Stardew Valley/10 For real though, she really seems to like her gemstones.
    Post by: Commander Crocket, Aug 22, 2018 in forum: Forum Games