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    Somehow, after twenty two years of being alive, only now has it dawned on me that the reason we...

    Somehow, after twenty two years of being alive, only now has it dawned on me that the reason we call money 'dough' is because we all 'knead' it.
  2. Commander Crocket

    Cuts deep, man.

    Cuts deep, man.
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    [img]https://preview.redd.it/q7zj8c9zyig21.png?width=960&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=786cd06c6647c14e5...

    [img]https://preview.redd.it/q7zj8c9zyig21.png?width=960&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=786cd06c6647c14e5a9b094ac528647e1f6b4030
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    If one illegally downloads digital content in Jamaica, would that make them a Pirate of the...

    If one illegally downloads digital content in Jamaica, would that make them a Pirate of the Caribbean? O_o
  5. Commander Crocket

    Just now, my phone started making this weird noise I've never heard before; apparently, it was...

    Just now, my phone started making this weird noise I've never heard before; apparently, it was just somebody trying to call me. [b]¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    Aye, 'tis no longer the haven it once was.

    Aye, 'tis no longer the haven it once was.
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    Sometimes it's good to just sit down and enjoy pieces of fine art...

    Sometimes it's good to just sit down and enjoy pieces of fine art. [img]https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/731/739/448.png
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    Come back to us already, you lovable drunk. We're starting to miss you, and our vodka's going stale.

    Come back to us already, you lovable drunk. We're starting to miss you, and our vodka's going stale.
  9. Commander Crocket

    Started doing 20 sit-ups each morning to get more exercise. May not sound like a lot, but you...

    Started doing 20 sit-ups each morning to get more exercise. May not sound like a lot, but you can only hit that snooze button so many times.
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    "See, it's not about how many times you fall... it's about how many times you get back up."...

    "See, it's not about how many times you fall... it's about how many times you get back up." "That's not how field sobriety tests work, Nev."
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    inb4 rip in waluigi, that guy's yet to make an appearance in a game that isn't a spin-off title...

    inb4 rip in waluigi, that guy's yet to make an appearance in a game that isn't a spin-off title, let alone in his own game
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    On that note, as someone who played a lot of Donkey Kong Country in my youth, I'm glad King K...

    On that note, as someone who played a lot of Donkey Kong Country in my youth, I'm glad King K. Rool finally managed to sneak into the next Smash roster, even if it was at DeDeDe's expense. Hell, even Ridley managed to get in as a playable character, despite being too big for Smash for all these...
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    I mean, it's good, but it's not Buff DeDeDe good.

    I mean, it's good, but it's not Buff DeDeDe good.
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    I can't for the life of me figure out why you'd use that avatar when a beauty like this exists...

    I can't for the life of me figure out why you'd use that avatar when a beauty like this exists. [img]https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nintendo/images/e/e6/Kirby_Star_Allies_-_Buff_Dedede.png/revision/latest?cb=20180111165635&format=original&path-prefix=en
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    eh, reinhardt's short was better

    eh, reinhardt's short was better
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