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Commander Crocket
Old Man 27 From Palace of Justice
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Harken your ears Crocketeers!
As some of you know, the UK has been besieged by a spate of riots. What their political views are or whether they’re in the right or the wrong is irrelevant. There is reason to suspect that Crocket and his loved ones may be in danger. (continued below)
Somehow, after twenty two years of being alive, only now has it dawned on me that the reason we call money 'dough' is because we all 'knead' it.
If one illegally downloads digital content in Jamaica, would that make them a Pirate of the Caribbean?
Just now, my phone started making this weird noise I've never heard before; apparently, it was just somebody trying to call me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sometimes it's good to just sit down and enjoy pieces of fine art.
Started doing 20 sit-ups each morning to get more exercise. May not sound like a lot, but you can only hit that snooze button so many times.
If you ever feel sad about a missed opportunity, just remember that Magic Johnson wasted the world's best porn name on a basketball career.
Man, it's been a while since I posted anything here. I was worried my notifications had stopped working, but luckily, I’m just unpopular.
Shower Thoughts: If wookiees are known to have a 400 year life span, then doesn't that basically make Han Solo Chewbacca's third dog?
Rest in peace, Stephen Hawking. You were the star that shone the brightest in science, but sadly, even the dimmest of stars fade eventually.
It's funny how most people say they are in favour of free speech until you say something they don't like.
Humans can be such fascinating creatures. :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxEF6qLzVto
tmw you get a discord notification, only for it to turn out to be an everyone tag
Side effect thoughts: If four out of five people suffer from diarrhoea, does that mean that one of that five enjoys it?
Was talking with a fellow IT enthusiast when I realised that, technically, Moses had the first tablet capable of connecting to the cloud.
"Valentine's Day is for losers, so don't get me anything" I say, as I kiss my girlfriend and she says nothing, because pizza can't talk. -
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