Recent content by Elemental Δ

I've returned to Terraria once more. Just a regular Master Mode playthrough as a Ranger, nothing special. Probably should have done Expert instead, because it's been a while, but I'll be fine. Probably.

You have it to defend yourself from a thousand angry orcs. It goes about as well as you'd expect. One Glyphid Swarmer.

Long story short, you borrowed five dollars from your business partner, accidentally kickstarting a hilariously expansive butterfly effect that ends with you burning everything down, yourself included, in order to end your horrific legacy once and for all. To add insult to injury, the plan...

You happen to miss one on the packaging of a food product. Turns out, it's made in very close proximity to every allergen on the planet. You get a massive dose of anything and everything you're allergic to, and die almost instantly. A single fridge magnet.

I splice your genes with the fish to create an army of half-fish copies of you. They proceed to hunt you down and ruthlessly murder you for being the reason for their cursed existence. A single speck of glitter.

(Obligatory references to this and this.) I airdrop 30,000 pounds of fish to your immediate location as a gift. Unfortunately, you get crushed and die. A piece of petrified lightning.

I divide you by zero, creating an antimatter copy of you at your exact location. You both annihilate, wiping out a massive area along with you. A big slab of drywall.

I aim for you. I miss entirely, and the shot bounces around the room, before hitting the chain to a giant chandelier hanging directly above you. The chandelier falls, you die, I leave and take that as a win. A stick. Nothing special about it, it's just a stick.

To me, the Snow side of the world has always felt... neglected. Over the years, the Jungle side has gotten plenty of attention. The Underground Desert, and the Aether, to name some big ones. Not to mention how tied the Jungle is to Hardmode progression, being home to both Plantera and Golem. I...

I force-feed it to you, causing you to choke on it and die. A haunted light bulb.

Petition to give the snow side of the world more cool stuff. What, exactly? I have no idea, but something.

I give you a forced lobotomy, by shoving it up your left nostril. A pamphlet.

Shaggy atomizes you, barely using 1% of his power. (Something something FNAF movie, something I always come back.) The concept of RGB lighting.