7 whole years, honestly quite insane that i've spent close to a third of my life on these forums
all i can imagine when he's making those potions is that he's continuously just wringing out a fish into a pile of salt and it makes a deafening explosion while instantly shoving almost divine levels of alchemical knowledge directly into his brain
God's legal representation could not be reached for comment.
bro overdosed on caffeine, invented his own electroshock therapy machine, and claimed those 2 events made him a god