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    The Land of the Dead (Text Adventure)

    Nice.
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    The Land of the Dead (Text Adventure)

    While we are on the subject of characters and what might have been, I was planning to have Fedora Ron try to get into heaven by offering the bug-angels a hit of 420J.
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    The Land of the Dead (Text Adventure)

    Hey, that's a-okay. You did your best to make this work. Sometimes :red: just happens. I look forward to that doc. And while I did not get to play very much of this game, what I did experience was some of the best online RP I've ever done.
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    The Land of the Dead (Text Adventure)

    YAY HE'S BACK!! Ron: "Oh, I thought when he said 'back home' he meant my parents basement, which is where I come from." Ron freezes. Ron: "There wouldn't happen to be a way to delete my browser history from all the way down here, would there?"
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    The Land of the Dead (Text Adventure)

    Hey guys, does anyone know of any other good roleplays on this site? I am not abandoning this one or anything, I just want something to hold me over until Ivuul gets back.
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    The Land of the Dead (Text Adventure)

    Okay, I'm back. Thank you all for/sorry for making you wait.
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    The Land of the Dead (Text Adventure)

    Hey guys. I'm going on a trip for the next 12-14 days and I won't have access to internet, so don't freak out if I am not responding to updates. In fact, I am perfectly okay with being skipped for the next few updates, so you all aren't stuck waiting for me.
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    The Land of the Dead (Text Adventure)

    Ron, having bought all of the provisions that he would ever need, heads over to the great spire to begin his journey "home".
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    The Land of the Dead (Text Adventure)

    Ron "Yo man hit me up with some of that SCP 420 J homie".
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    The Land of the Dead (Text Adventure)

    @Meta Knight_but_Terraria Dude, chill out. He will get back to us when he gets back to us.
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    The Land of the Dead (Text Adventure)

    @Demon God Ivuul take as long as you need.
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    The Land of the Dead (Text Adventure)

    Ron politely declines and goes to the drug dealer. "HEY DRUG MAN!!", he shouts, "I've had the :red:tiest last few hours (dying being the low point), do you have anything that will make me forget and/or feel better?"
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    The Land of the Dead (Text Adventure)

    What do you mean? Azazel still has things to sell, just not made of non-hell materials. Also, Ron has $20 in his wallet.
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    The Land of the Dead (Text Adventure)

    Ron follows Azazel to his smithery, asks him about his wares, and what the exchange rate of U.S. Dollars to Demon money is.
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    The Land of the Dead (Text Adventure)

    Ron is practically having a seizure over literally everything he just witnessed; Edgy bug angel, Saint Louis, all of the puns, a working cell phone in the afterlife, etc. Ron: "Oh this is hell? That explains the... uh, everything". "As happy as I am to leave here, no offense, there is something...
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