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~~~~The Undying Ultimate Chimera (@Mr. Fury the Bootleg)~~~~
HP: 906/1,000 LVL: 666
Current Location: ???: Paranoia Plains: Fading Town
[FEVERISH]
As the Chimera says his goodbyes to shaq, he leaves towards the Fading Town. as he walks through the strange cobblestone roads, purple glowing lights appear every now and then like some form of ghastly street lights.
The Chimera notices a lake nearby, multiple long hand-like things are reaching out from the water and fighting off strange canine-like creatures with multiple mouths
As the chimera gets closer and closer to the Fading town he hears a noise.
???:
By the lord, i’m late! I’M LATE!
A strange shadowy-looking creature in a mining helmet comes running by the chimera, before tripping and falling down.
???:
CRAP CRAP CRAP! FOREMAN PYRO WON’T LIKE THIS! AAAARGH, WHY THE HELL DID I HAVE TO COME ALL THE WAY OUT HERE…
The Shadowy creature notices the chimera
???:
Oh great, which one are you? Odontophobia? Look monster, i don’t have time to be afraid and be killed by you, BECAUSE I’M ALREADY GOING TO DIE, AND IT’S FOREMAN PYRO WHO’LL DO IT! GAAAH, I’M SUCH AN IDIOT!
The strange shadowy creature flees to the north. The chimera is left puzzled, but presses on anyways, entering the Fading Town.
As the Chimera enters the Fading Town, he notices the following things.
There is a tavern nearby.
A large fancy statue of a strange man in a gas mask with machine-like arms and seemingly fire for hair.
Two more of those shadowy miner things are seen kneeling and praying to the statue. There is an inscription on it, but you’d need to get closer to read it.
A tall shadowy figure with an eyepatch and a hunting rifle is seen lurking near the entrance of an alleyway, every other house seems to be in ruins or boarded up.
And the final thing of note, there is some sorta elderly shadowy being sitting nearby a large fancy looking building that is also in ruins.
“Corpses” of the miner shadows are scattered about, some of them seemingly being burned.
~~~~Amenhotep (@TheSpeluknerv3.6.5.8.6)~~~~
HP: 50/50 LVL 1
Current Location: The Ashlands: Field of Endless Sand
UPDATE 12/25 until AFK Farmable
Man:
Nope, never heard of a Phaedra.
13th Street is a big city far to the southwest of here, in the Pumpkin Yard. most of the people who live there retain normalish lives and live in ignorance of their deaths.
The man points in the direction of south then points to the west where the border of the Ashlands and Overgrowth is.
Man:
Sand Shifters rarely appear on the borders, so you’d be safe just to keep walking until you hit the Overgrowth.
~~~~The Despicable Varvin Arthan (
@Person999)~~~~
HP: 231/271 LVL 4
Current Location: The Overgrowth: Grimwich City
Mika:
Ah yes, time works… differently in the Land of the Dead, people die from different time periods, but they all end up here at different time periods… their souls just held in some sorta… stasis… until they plop down here, yet for everyone, it only feels like the length of a short nap… it’s strange isn’t it?
~~~~The Somewhat “Nice” Phaedra (@Madder)~~~~
HP: 440/440 LVL:4
Current Location: The Overgrowth: Alexandria Sewers
~~~And~~~
~~~~Dollie (@Sky High)~~~~
HP: 200/220 LVL: 3
Current Location: The Overgrowth: Alexandria Sewers
~~~And~~~
~~~~Brother Garrun (@IHATETHISSIGNUP / Jedinate)~~~~
Body HP: 210/210
Head HP: 200/200 LVL:2
Current Location: The Overgrowth: Alexandria Sewers
~~~And~~~
Asmodeus: ???/??? (Separated)
Slogra: 800/800 (Separated)
Herex: 450/450
Xiyel: 250/250 (Separated)
Phaedra: 440/440
Dollie: 200/200
Garrun: 210/210 0/200
Herex: 20/450
VS
Van Gore: 190/800 [SLOW]
Garrun readies himself to warn about another attack, and warns herex about the Van Gores Attack!
Herex ignores garrun.
Phaedra does nothing
Herex attacks! It did 102 damage!
The Van Gore attacks with a smashing smack! It did 130 damage!
~~~~Traumatized Greyton (@Xmax360)~~~~
HP: 301/301 LVL: 2
Current Location: Pumpkin Yard Autumn Fields
~~~And~~~
~~~~Fred (@Defure)~~~~
HP: 210/210 LVL: 2
Current Location: Pumpkin Yard Autumn Fields
The Rain Stops.
Greyton: 301/301
Fred: 85/210
VS
Mothman A: 0/200
Lomps Cheweaper: 70/70
Mothman A goes for fred, while at the same time Greyton also goes for the mothman, they stop in mid air and slash at each other with claws several times before Greyton finally scratches the Mothman, stopping his attack!
PARRY!
Greyton managed to do 45 damage!
Fred: Shoots Mothman A, it did 60 Damage, Mothman A screeches before being slain!
Fred is no longer blinded!
Lomps Cheweaper charges up his HOOOOOOOOOLD UP powers, it gains golden spiky hair on it’s branches, and a yellow glowing aura surrounds it. He then Casts Kaboom on Fred!
Fred explodes, taking 100 damage!
Lomps Cheweaper has now rooted itself to the ground, no longer able to move as he is a tree.
~~~~Benevolent Tingler (@Deputy Hue)~~~~
Body HP: 205/330
Head HP: 250/300 LVL 4
Current Location: Pumpkin Yard: 13th Street North Entrance
~~~Party Member: Clockwerk~~~
HP: 555/600 LVL 4
The Rain Stops.
Tingler and Clockwerk continue their journey to the large city in the distance. As they eventually find, a large protective wall keeps monsters and wildlife out of the city, but the noises of cars and other urbany noises can be heard from behind it. Tingler goes around until he accidentally enters the overgrowth region, there he notices a broken up bit of… weird black road with white lines on it. It leads into a tunnel with mysterious lights that appear to be electricity, as tingler walks into the tunnel, he finds himself entering the city of 13th Street.
As Tingler enters the city, he finds himself looking up at giant skyscrapers, the roads are filled with cars all about and various people casually walking about. According to the tree signs, you appear to be in North 13th street, there are roads absolutely everywhere and so many different types of buildings, a Mcdonalds can be seen nearby, so they got that going for them i guess.
Aside from the mcdonalds, and misc buildings, the only other thing in this part of 13th street you could do is go down one of the many roads, who knows what lies down them!
There is. The southern road, the southern-southern road, the western road, the southern western road… god why don’t these people name their streets? Or ARE these just elaborate street names?
~~~~Fedora Ron (
@Matthus)~~~~
HP: 130/130 LVL 2
Current Location: Hell: Demon Ruins
The Satan proceeds to escort ron, as since this entrance was destroyed, he needs to take him to the official entrance.
As they pass the hell spring, Lou waits for ron to do what he needs to do
Got the Bottle of Hellspring Water!
As Satan Lou, Azazel, and the Deerablo Brigade are escorting Ron through hell. Azazel questions something.
Azazel:
My lord, i am sorry i didn’t go and investigate sooner, i could’ve stopped Dmitris plan so much qui-
Satan Louis:
Please, don’t beat yourself up over it Azazel, i removed the plague from our systems of hell, and that’s all that matters. Honestly, i’ve always known that something would be done about Dmitri one day. He was still secretly a part of the old ways.. Only reason he remained a Duke is because that’s the way the previous satan before me left him.
Azazel:
So… is Dmitri…. Dead?
Satan Louis:
I’m not that cruel my friend, i just sealed him in the darkest, deepest pit of hell, we won’t have to worry about him escaping. As far as i’m concerned, he is Liliths new torture victim now…
After walking for a bit, Satan Lou brings Ron to a large demonic city. A huge discoball-like castle looms in the distance over a lake of lava.
Satan Louis:
Welcome undead! To my domain! You obviously can’t stay long, but feel free to stock up on anything you might want for your trip to the World of the Undead. Here, have some free spending money, don’t ever say that Demons never give mortals anything…
Ron obtained 200 DT.
Satan Louis:
But, if you’d rather not stick around for much longer and stock up, or whenever you are ready to go home, head over in that direction, to that tower right there. That is the Great Spire, it connects Hell, Heaven and the Land of the Dead together. Just be careful, you’ll want to go to the Land of the Dead, should you try to set foot in heaven, i have no doubts the angels will shoot you on sight…
Now then, Adios!
Satan Louis strikes his signature disco pose and teleports away.
Azazel:
I should be going as well… But first, keep this secret to yourself, but uhhh.. Take this.
Ron obtained a Hellcrystal
Azazel:
I’m a blacksmith, this crystal will return you down here to my shop specifically, and will return you to where you last were. I’ve been really wanting to try out forging metals that aren’t from hell. I’d be pleased if you found anything and brought it to me, you may have the end result… for free…
Anyways, Goodbye undead.
Around the hellish city, there is a general store, a food market, a drug dealer, a night club, and Azazel's smithery.
~~~~Grigor (@Halt)~~~~
HP: 325/325 LVL 1
Current Location: Savage Savannah: New Canberra
Okage Shadow King OST: Theme of Tenell
Grigor does nothing but drink his drink….. AGAIN. AGAIN. AGAIIIIIIN!? AGAIIAIAINDGNDGFNDGNFDGNDGFFDNGFDGNDNGDD?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…
this is the last turn, and then he is chimera food. I’ve given more than enough warnings, i’m done.
~~~~Meta (@Meta Knight_but_Terraria)~~~~
HP: 230/230 LVL 1
Current Location: The Pumpkin Yard: Vessel 89-445: Sleeper Quarters.
Chrono Trigger - Undersea Palace (Orchestral Remix)
Meta peeks into the first door, he notices a sight that startles him. It appears to be a research room. A dead pumpkin person scientist is seen slumped near a wall, green blood splattered all about. What the hell happened while you were sleeping? A nearby note is seen. It’s written in the churnkin language, it says.
“
How the hell are the Cryopods still fully functional? Most of our systems are offline, and this ship has already crashed. I’m afraid to leave the research bay, i’ve heard nothing but cackling and gunfire all day. What the hell are those purple things? And why is it that everytime i close my eyes.. All i see is this face?"
The bottom of the note has this face drawn onto it.
What the hell happened while you were out?
You go into another room, there is strange purple dust all over the place, and more pumpkin person blood, but no bodies this time, the room appears to be a robotics lab. A scarecrow-like robot known as a field guard sits on the table, maybe you could activate it? It’s purpose was designed to protect passengers of this vessel, so would it perhaps protect you from… whatever it is that caused all this? Alternatively, you can keep searching the other doors.