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Then buy all the castles

I was trying to be metaphorically deep, gah.

I agree, look in another castle.

I'm going to throw myself in the moat.

I don't recommend that, crocodiles don't make good princesses.

You never know Xeno. He might have a kink for scales

Honestly, my princess considers herself a :red:

outwardly so a crocodile might be better company some days. And they probably text back faster even with their nubby hands.

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