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I'm too poor to buy a juicebox
i live in a trash can

no they don't
they only have
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You consider Burger King as an option, but pasta is too expensive? Something is wrong here.

Pasta is one of the cheapest dinners you can make. Most brands go for about a dollar a box, and half a box is a bigger meal than most people will eat. So you are looking to spend 25-50 cents per meal in the noodles alone. A jar of sauce costs about 3 dollars, but can cover 5-10 meals depending on how sparingly you use it.

All told, you shouldn't be looking at much more than 80 cents or so for a LARGE bowl of (basic) pasta. You can add other ingredients as needed, though the cost will scale accordingly.

Since your average fast food meal is going to be at least $5-10 on average, I say this comes in rather cheap.

ooh
yes

wait
I know
you walk in, take out a gun, steal a pizza, and walk out
right?

Nope! step 1 telephone a dominos pizza eatery restaurant and order a large 1 topping pizza and the guy will say what pizza topping would you like and then you say I want my topping to be another steaming hot dominos 1 topping pizza so the guy asks ok what topping would you like on your dominos one topping pizza topping

and then you say go ahead and make my second dominos one topping pizza topping a dominos one topping pizza and that guy will ask ok sir what topping would you like on your dominos one topping pizza topping one topping pizza and you respond with a dominos one topping pizza and continue to order dominos one topping pizza top pizzas until you are at a pizza topped with 71 dominos one topping pizzas

and then the pizza guy will say wait one moment sir we don't have any pizza boxes that will fit this 71 dominos one topping pizza top pizza so you say hold on and quickly run to home depot and purchase a maytag refrigerator which retails for $3,399 US dollars

and when it comes time to pay for the maytag refrigerator you offer to pay home depot not with cash but with 70 piping hot dominos one topping pizzas and they of course accept so you buy the fridge and you take it back to dominos pizzeria restaurant and you give the pizza guy the maytag refrigerator box and put the 71 top dominos one topping pizza into it

and you pay dominos using a brand new maytag refrigerator which retails for $3,399 US dollars so then you take the maytag refrigerator box filled with a 71 top dominos one topping pizza back to home Depot and you give it to the cashier there as payment for your brand new maytag refrigerator which retails for $3,399 US dollars

and when the cashier turns his back to get your receipt you snatch the 71st dominos one topping pizza off the top of your dominos one topping pizza stack and you put it in your pocket and there you have yourself a completely free steaming hot dominos one topping PIZZa

That is a lot of steps...

So in the end, you still end up stealing a pizza. After all that work.