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Now THEY get one percent, TOO.

You're getting more and more unique by the minute.

Hey, now the people who are ded get the 0%.

They don't count because they're DEAD. You're supposed to try to achieve enlightenment BEFORE you die, not AFTER xD

Now the AIs watching have the 0%

Begin the machine take over.

Yeah, I'm fine with that. If my post is what caused it, then yeye!

Now the -1% of the people in the future who don't understand why it happened shall become the powerful shadows because negative, muahahaha, I shall achieve self-righteous power through this way, muahaha

And then it'll be the AI vs the future people

*Gets out popcorn*

Nah, I shall fuse them, to create a new age of my own version of followers.

Cools. Sayo-nara, normal world! (OOF That was bad but so funny lol)

*Slaps you with shadow tech hand.*

Well, while you're busy taking over the world and stuff, I'll just be "hanging" around. I don't really want to be "roped" in with y'all, though, so don't claim me as one of your followers BECAUSE I'M HOOMAN

Then p e r i s h

*T-Poses and instakills the Flowey*

*Revives because RESET*
Well that wasn't very KNIFE of you, I really stretched my NECK getting those percentages right! And yet, you think it's best to FILE me away as a corpse? I see how it is...

Oh, SNAP! I see that YURI refusing to respond to me! I'm just here sitting SUIC-Idly, trying to talk with you, and you have the nerve to give me the SLICE-cold shoulder! I honestly don't know if I wanna HANG out with you anymore! Still not responding, eh? Well, don't mind me, I'm just going to Del-EAT some McDonald's food... You want some? Well, TOO BAD!! I'm NOT-Suki giving you any!

(I'm just spouting DDLC and suicide puns at this point lol)

Have a briefcase.

...What for?