No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
For there's no man in town half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon!
When he was a lad he only ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help him get large
But now that he's grown he eats five dozen eggs
So he's roughly the size of a barge
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No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!