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-exasperated sigh-

Well if you see him again, which I know you will, you know where to find me.

Right here, I presume? Hello again. Sorry I dashed off, I had just received news that I left the iron on, and I couldn't risk burning down the house.

Anyways, you were saying?

MM: *whisper* Who the heck is he?
LB: *whisper* I told you, I don't know!

Er, uh... Why does something tell me that you don't own an iron?

Bwa pff blabalb I've always owned an iron! How do think I keep my shirt nice and crisp?

LB: Dry cleaners.

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LB: Yep, dry cleaners.

I'M EASILY STARTLED ALRIGHT? I'm not the type to be questioned over who I am.

ANYWAYS, I wonder how the situation at hand will pan out. Could be interesting. Care for some refreshments while we wait?

Okay fine geez. I'll try not to pester you.
...
Too much.

Wait so, did you actually turn the iron off? Or did you just prop it up?

Iron? What ir- OH YES that iron. I, er, turned it off. Yes. That is what I did.
Turned it off.
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*Ahem*
Would you care for some popcorn? Butter or no butter?

I uh... don't like popcorn very much, thank you.
-whispers to blades- One of you need to do something. I don't exactly feel "safe".

LB: *whisper* Kinda stuck here. Y'know. Because I'm STUCK.
MM: *whisper* No need to be snarky.
LB: *whisper* WELL I'M FREAKING STUCK. DO YOU EXPECT TO STAY CALM?
BG: WHY ARE WE WHISPERING?

Whispering? Who's whispering?

LB: Oh, no one.

LB & MM: *towards BG*

-sighs again-
Alright well, do you have anything else?

LB: ...



FG: yeeeeeeeaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH

YIPE. *Runs off*

LB: ...I can't believe that worked despite the fact that FG's stuck. He IS easily startled.

Hm. I guess he is. I suppose I should thank you, FG?

FG: HARAGH HARAGH HARAAAAARGHH!

LB: ...maybe later. >.>

I'll just take that as a "No problem."...
I guess I'll be on my way.

Guuuuuuuuyyyyyyyys!
What are you doing in the ground?
You're supposed to be stabbing Xman, not dirt!
Here, lemme fix it for you.
*yanks out LB and the other swords*

*Yanks his arms out of his sockets instead*
LB: ...I knew we were stuck, but not THAT stuck.

MM: Ewwww, armless dragon... D:

What's wrong with an armless dragon?

The fact he had arms a few seconds earlier.

Xman is a dragon?

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