A weird and wonderful world

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@Electroman102
Location: purple
Story: nope there’s nothing but cute innocent little bunn… you wouldn’t, would you? Would you really do it? No… if you do it… don’t you dare.

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@tappaja100
Location: alley
Story: you rupture the poor guys tendons dang… little much. He attacks you! ouch
30 damage to himself! 7 damage to you. Tendons will no longer be ruptured in 2 turns.
Rahimus:
208/225
Guy: 70/100
 
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@Electroman102
Location: narglefargle
Story: the bunny runs away because you were walking towards it. You should know that’s how bunnies work :p.

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@tappaja100
Location: the alleyway that willow from the unexpectables was about to be mugged in (not really)
Story: guess what the knife swings at you and you dodge!
30 damage to himself! His tendons will no longer be ruptured next turn!
Rahimus:
208/225
Guy: 40/100 5/5
 
*tries to lead the fight out of the alleyway while dodging incoming attacks.
(Well, now I wouldn't be surprised if corpses started dropping from the sky, sure the person was alive until hitting the ground, but, well you probably understand.)
 
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Location: Alacan
Story: you get to the nearest town named Alacan! You see
Magic R Us (RIP Toys R Us): local magic store
Thwang! bam! Pow! Shank!: weapon store
Drunken kenku: bar
Alkar Inns: a (drumroll please) INN!
I craf!t you craft! we all craft!: crafting store

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@tappaja100

Location: the streets of tolark
Story: you start leading him out of the alleyway but that makes your dodges less effective. He barely hits you
7 damage his tendons are no longer ruptured! But then a gaurd sees the commotion and pins the guy! The woman thanks you and gives you 5 g!
Money:405




I actually didn’t think that anyone would get the reference then BAM tappaja makes a dolmar reference in response!
 
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@Electroman102
Location:Allacan
Story: you go into the weapon store you see a red kobold standing at the counter and say
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welcome to Thwang! Bam! Pow! Shank! the best poorly named weapons shop in all of salakor! What brings you here to do buy, sell, or just look at our stuff and leave…

@tappaja100
Location: magic R us
Story: there is a nice elderly looking human woman at the counter which says
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welcome to magic R us the… what was it again, oh yes, best magical store in all of salakor… or was it magic store? What would you like today to buy a magic Item, enchant an Item, learn new spells or, uhh… what was the last thing they can do here again… oh yes, leave but that wouldn’t be very nice.
 
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@Electroman102
Location: Allacan
Story:
???:
well okay here are our wares
Blades (melee sharp):
Throwing knives: 2 g each
Steel sword: 15 g
Dual blades: 25 g
Phoenix blade: 35 g
Bloodlust sword: 50 g
Golden obliteration: 75 g
Tyranny impaler: 95 g
Murderous companion: 125 g
Limited time (changes every time you come in): Cleaving doom: 250 g
Brute force (melee blunt):
Throwing hammers: 2 g each
Warhammer: 10 g
War pick: 15 g
Mace: 25 g
Flail: 30 g
Ball and chain: 45 g
Smasher: 55 g
Breaker of Kings: 75 g
Crushing force: 100 g
Nut cracker: 130 g
Limited time: crusher of empires
Ranged (arrow):
Arrows: 1 g each
Crossbow bolts: 2 g each
Short bow: 10 g
Hand crossbow: 15 g
Longbow: 25 g
Light crossbow: 35 g
Gunbow: 45 g
Heavy crossbow: 55 g
Heavy gunbow: 65 g
Smiter: 75 g
Poisonous love: 100 g
AW350M3: 125 g
Limited time: swift Swiss maker: 300g

Keep in mind that most things that are less money are most likely to be worse

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@tappaja100
Location: toys magic R us
Story:
???:
well these are our spells that you can learn
Pyromancer’s spells:
Fire ball: 5g
Flame hands: 15g
Heat metal: 25g
Pyroblast: 35g
Flame breath: 50g
Hydromancer spells
Control water: 10g
Waterblast: 25g
Tsunami: 500g
Venomancer spells
Poison spit: 15g
Acid hands: 25 g
Acidic gas: 45g
Electromancer spells
Lightning bolt: 10 g
Chain lightning: 25g
Electromagnetic ball: 50g
Smite: 100g
Necromancer spells
Special use only
Mind mage spells
Confuse: 25g
Blind: 55g
Deafen: 100g
Break: 1,000,000g and illegal, soooo no
Lithomancer spells
Summon boulder: 20g
Crack earth: 35g
Avalanche: 55g
Earthquake: 550g
Aeromancer spells
Gust of wind: 10g
Blow away: 20g
Storm: 30g
Tornado: 65g
Hurricane: 450g
Photomancer spells
Blinding light: 15g
Solid light: 35g
Lightsword: 50g
Divine intervention: 1,000g
Skotadimancer spells (i’m not kidding this is the word for dark mancer)
Unseeable darkness: 35g
Solid dark: 35
Darksword: 50g
Demonic intervention: 1,000g
 
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