Ask an amateur musician and avid storyteller anything! i'm bored, help

[IgnisCervus]

What has to be your favorite/least favorite weapon in Dead Cells?

favourite is DEFINITELY that electric whip thing
least favourite is probably balanced blade iirc

 

[TforToe 💨]

How long has it been since your last Pog Shot?
If you're not careful, you could be diagnosed with Poggers Syndrome (PGS).

 

[OsakakakaDouji]

What would you do if you had the power to control people's shoelaces?

 

[IgnisCervus]

How long has it been since your last Pog Shot?
If you're not careful, you could be diagnosed with Poggers Syndrome (PGS).

got one yesterday, 100% clean

What would you do if you had the power to control people's shoelaces?

the global average for trips and falls caused by untied shoelaces would increase tenfold within a week

 

[Lord 🦆]

Alright, let's get down to brass tacks. If a bunny can pancake, can a waffle zebra?

 

[IgnisCervus]

Alright, let's get down to brass tacks. If a bunny can pancake, can a waffle zebra?

no, but french rhinoceros can probably white toast

While the following is the presumed correct answer, we must look deeper:
"Absolutely not. Assume that the statement is true, then allow 'mammals' to be considered group 'P', and group 'Q' to be 'breakfast foods'. Thus, the statement becomes 'If a P can Q, a Q can P.' This is clearly nonsense, and a classic example of the fallacy of the converse. Of course, you  could consider the question to be implying some sort of alternate reality where breakfast foods are actions that can be performed, in which case normal logic would be useless and all bets would be off."

While this makes sense, I can expand on it. Considering this as a classical mathematics problem where P := Q, := meaning is able to perform. Naturally, the inequivalence rule allows us to confirm that Q := P ( inverse of := )

However, by utilising the rule of equational balance, we can also confirm that P + Q := Q + P, which is further confirmed as a + b = b + a, therefore P + Q = Q + P

Simple maths!

 

[HandsomeSquirrel🐿️]

Policeman: (speaking in a deep voice) "Excuse me sir, but where is your floof license?"

 

[TechionPrime41 🌳]

What game in your opinion has the best soundtrack?

 

[IgnisCervus]

Policeman: (speaking in a deep voice) "Excuse me sir, but where is your floof license?"

"right here sir"
pulls out floof license, tucked behind ear

What game in your opinion has the best soundtrack?

hmm
it's between RoR2, undertale, deltarune and the terraria calamity soundtrack

 

[HandsomeSquirrel🐿️]

"right here sir"
pulls out floof license, tucked behind ear

Policeman: *inspects* *nods in affirmation* "All seems to be in order, have a good day."

When was the last time you spit out food or a drink?
Policeman: "Where did that come from? You better show some respect young ma-"
I was asking Ignis, not you.
Policeman: "Oh."

 

[TechionPrime41 🌳]

it's between RoR2, undertale, deltarune and the terraria calamity soundtrack

I've listened to the first three of those(and I agree with you on the fact that they're great soundtracks), but I still haven't head the Calamity Soundtrack yet. At least not all of it, anyway...

On the topic of Risk of Rain 2, which character has to be your favorite to play as?

Edited: Realized that my response was a tad odd...

 

[IgnisCervus]

Why am I not surprised...? Then again, I've listened to the first three of those, but I still haven't head the Calamity Soundtrack yet. At least not all of it, anyway...

On the topic of Risk of Rain 2, which character has to be your favorite to play as?

well considering i started playing 4 hours ago and i'm only on like the 2nd area i have no opinion as i've only got the two pre-unlocked ones and i've only played the first one so far

 

[IgnisCervus]

When was the last time you spit out food or a drink?

uhhh
like 2 hours ago when there was something stuck in my teeth