Ask Glitchtrap Anything

[lancasterrr]

"He's the most naive, IDIOTIC skeleton trashbag I've ever met. He's only good to manipulate and use for my master plans!"

"..."
"This is only going to get worse from here."
"Okay, opinion onnnn..."
"Oh! Opinion on Mettaton?"

 

[CantWontDo]

/what
/if
/people
/just
/wanted
/to
/live
/but
/you
/killed
/them
/all
(what would you do if you had unlimited power)

 

[G1!+¢h+r@p]

lol even though Sans is smiley trashbag, his theme be rockin?

"I guess...."

 

[G1!+¢h+r@p]

"..."
"This is only going to get worse from here."
"Okay, opinion onnnn..."
"Oh! Opinion on Mettaton?"

"Overdramatic tin can that has no use to the world other than to pose on a stage."

 

[G1!+¢h+r@p]

/what
/if
/people
/just
/wanted
/to
/live
/but
/you
/killed
/them
/all
(what would you do if you had unlimited power)

"I'd do whatever I wanted, of course!"

 

[lancasterrr]

"I guess...."

"Yesssss."
"Opinion onnn... Asgore?"

 

[G1!+¢h+r@p]

"Yesssss."
"Opinion onnn... Asgore?"

"He's a mediocre king, and I think Toriel would do better as leader. He's also SOFT, easily weakened by his own emotions."

 

[lancasterrr]

*Flashback to the Toriel ending*
"Uhhhhhh... sure."

 

[G1!+¢h+r@p]

*Flashback to the Toriel ending*
"Uhhhhhh... sure."

*Reads facial expression and hears tone* "PLEASE, like I don't know what would happen if she actually BECAME queen. In general, though, if she was queen in the FIRST PLACE, I think she'd have done better than Asgore."

 

[CantWontDo]

quack. can you ride on the duck that frisk rides

 

[G1!+¢h+r@p]

quack. can you ride on the duck that frisk rides

"No. I'm a FLOWER, I can't ride ducks! And even if I could, I wouldn't need to, because I can tunnel underground at very high speeds."

 

[lancasterrr]

*Reads facial expression and hears tone* "PLEASE, like I don't know what would happen if she actually BECAME queen. In general, though, if she was queen in the FIRST PLACE, I think she'd have done better than Asgore."

"Aah, right. So she could let Chara waltz right through and not lift a finger- er, paw, to stop her? Wow, you really do hate the Underground."

 

[G1!+¢h+r@p]

"Aah, right. So she could let Chara waltz right through and not lift a finger- er, paw, to stop her? Wow, you really do hate the Underground."

"Fact is, if Asgore was caretaker of the Ruins, then Chara wouldn't have made it that far in the first place. Asgore is far more powerful than Toriel, after all."

 

[lancasterrr]

*Flashback to a reality where Swappy kills Asgore for killing Frisk*
"Eheh, yeah..."

 

[G1!+¢h+r@p]

*Flashback to a reality where Swappy kills Asgore for killing Frisk*
"Eheh, yeah..."

*Once again, Flowey reads their facial expression.*
"... You're a real piece of work, you know that?"

 

[lancasterrr]

"Ok, fine, I'M a piece of work coming from the flower saying he's gonna kill Frisk over 1,000,000,000 times. Real nice."

 

[G1!+¢h+r@p]

"Ok, fine, I'M a piece of work coming from the flower saying he's gonna kill Frisk over 1,000,000,000 times. Real nice."

"Fun fact: that's the RESULT of not having a SOUL! Golly, I can't believe you forgot that ALREADY! Do you know how HARD it is to keep your SANITY in check when you've been SOULless for what feels like ETERNITY? Because I DO! And WOW, does it SUCK!" *Face on the TV-screen shifts into this:

* "...And did YOUR older sibling commit SUICIDE in order for you to absorb their SOUL and bring them to the surface to bury them, only to DIE yourself? And did that same sibling come back to life as a demon that MURDERED you MULTIPLE TIMES? I didn't THINK so!"

 

[CantWontDo]

"No. I'm a FLOWER, I can't ride ducks! And even if I could, I wouldn't need to, because I can tunnel underground at very high speeds."

but... the duck can carry things over a disproportionally large gap!

 

[lancasterrr]

"Hm. This may seem weird to you, but..."
"...I think I've gone through worse."

 

[G1!+¢h+r@p]

"Fun fact: that's the RESULT of not having a SOUL! Golly, I can't believe you forgot that ALREADY! Do you know how HARD it is to keep your SANITY in check when you've been SOULless for what feels like ETERNITY? Because I DO! And WOW, does it SUCK!" *Face on the TV-screen shifts into this:
View attachment 298718* "...And did YOUR older sibling commit SUICIDE in order for you to absorb their SOUL and bring them to the surface to bury them, only to DIE yourself? And did that same sibling come back to life as a demon that MURDERED you MULTIPLE TIMES? I didn't THINK so!"

"Oh, and then there's ALSO the fact that I'm a damn FLOWER."

"Hm. This may seem weird to you, but..."
"...I think I've gone through worse."

"WELL then, Oh-So-TRAUMATIZED One, what kind of HELL did you go through? Because I'd LOVE to know!"