Ask The Guide Anything!

[Andy The Guide]

Greetings! It is I, Andy The Guide! On this thread you can ask me pretty much anything. Of course, the lazy ones will instead go on the Terraria Wiki. Like they always do. Morons. Also, nothing inappropriate, please.

You can ask ME anything to, ya know. I'm the WoF. Oh, yeah, he's here too. Somehow.

Don't forget about me- what the hell are you doing here dad Moon Lord?! This is MY thread! HEY, it's not just YOUR thread, it's OUR thread. Fine. Ask dad The Moon Lord anything too.

 

[Dark Sunshine]

Who decided to make a voodoo doll of you?

 

[Andy The Guide]

The Demons. Sometimes they like to stick pins in it for fun. I really hate those times.

 

[Daikon Ocelot]

Why did the Pirate Captain hates you?

 

[Someone that needs help]

Why do I kill you.

 

[DV Game]

Is Moon Lord your dad and you are become Wall Of Flesh after death?

 

[Someone that needs help]

The Demons. Sometimes they like to stick pins in it for fun. I really hate those times.

 

[Andy The Guide]

Why did the Pirate Captain hates you?

He thinks I smell.

Why do I kill you.

To summon wall of flesh.

Is Moon Lord your dad and you are become Wall Of Flesh after death?

Yes No and Yes.

 

[TerrarianCrab]

Why do you keep opening doors in early game to keep zombies inside????

 

[Andy The Guide]

Why do you keep opening doors in early game to keep zombies inside????

Well...uh...You see, whenever I come near a door, I get an irresistible urge to open it. I swear, that's why, don't throw me in the lava pools of hell!
Do it lol

 

[TerrarianCrab]

Well...uh...You see, whenever I come near a door, I get an irresistible urge to open it. I swear, that's why, don't throw me in the lava pools of hell!
Do it lol

R E V E N G E

 

[Andy The Guide]

R E V E N G E

Oh fu-

Andy the Guide was slain...

 

[Dark Sunshine]

Slain by m e, the zombie that you let in

 

[Andy The Guide]

Slain by m e, the zombie that you let in

Actually, no.

Wall of Flesh has awoken!

 

[Dark Sunshine]

Me with my Last Prism: you fool

 

[Andy The Guide]

Me with my Last Prism: you fool

Dragonfirestanken's Last Prism couldn't charge up quickly enough...

 

[Dark Sunshine]

aND I whip out my ZENItH

 

[Cobra shark gaming]

Greetings! It is I, Andy The Guide! On this thread you can ask me pretty much anything. Of course, the lazy ones will instead go on the Terraria Wiki. Like they always do. Morons. Also, nothing inappropriate, please.

You can ask ME anything to, ya know. I'm the WoF. Oh, yeah, he's here too. Somehow.

Don't forget about me- what the hell are you doing here dad Moon Lord?! This is MY thread! HEY, it's not just YOUR thread, it's OUR thread. Fine. Ask dad The Moon Lord anything too.

Just because people use the wiki, does mean they’re morons. The wiki is an online version of the guide.

 

[27dschild]

Just because people use the wiki, does mean they’re morons. The wiki is an online version of the guide.

And a better one

 

[Kane Schmitz]

Just because people use the wiki, does mean they’re morons. The wiki is an online version of the guide.

It’s a joke. LAUGH