BUT WAIT!

[Infinity Mage]

BUT WAIT! It's the crimson equivalent!

 

[The__Bird]

BUT WAIT! Why does it have an eye in it?

 

[rhebok]

BUT WAIT! It's EoW in disguise!

 

[Sirrockyqo]

BUT WAIT! He's a salesman!

 

[Rough Draft]

BUT WAIT! He sells DEATH. And the price is your face.

 

[rhebok]

BUT WAIT! He's Merchants evil twin brother resurrected by Cthulu

 

[Sirrockyqo]

BUT WAIT! Cthulu doesnt exist!

 

[rhebok]

BUT WAIT! The meteorite that kills all of the world as we know it is about to fall from the skies!

 

[CinamonPizza]

BUT WAIT! The Eye of Cthulu ate it

 

[Magnaturro]

But wait, the eye was sick, so he vomited the meteorite and killed all of us.

 

[Esreadel]

But wait a giant Flies closeley and throws the meteor out of orbit

 

[rhebok]

BUT WAIT! We're kinda immortal players so we respawn

edit: ninjad

 

[DeltaVii]

BUT WAIT! The moon is in the way and the meteor hits the Moon!

 

[Magnaturro]

BUT WAIT! Now we have a meteor moon and vengeful meteor heads are coming to earth.

 

[Rough Draft]

BUT WAIT! Meteor heads are totes m'gotes weak and slow, so we're fine.

 

[rhebok]

BUT WAIT! The meteor is reducing in size from all the heat

 

[MinerTurtle45]

BUT WAIT! The meteor is somehow growing again!

 

[Esreadel]

BUT WAIT! The meteor suddenly explodes into smaller pieces killing only certain people

 

[Rough Draft]

BUT WAIT! Its criteria is 'people who've ever had skin'!

 

[Esreadel]

BUT WAIT! it goes after ponies too