Artie
King Slime
I know this is a pretty common idea for a story, but I still tried giving it a shot.
Not posting chapters for some time, gonna edit the ones I have now.
Crazy Adventures
In Terraria
In Terraria
Weird.
I've just been playing this game called "Terra-something" - found it on steam, it had a lot of positive reviews, so I bought it.
Opened it up, created a character, like always, and now I'm lying on a beach. A sunny beach.
Or at least I think so. I don't dare open my eyes - maybe it's just a feeling...
But no - I definitely feel some soft ground beneath my back and the sun on my face.
Now, lying on a beach would be weird for me because of two reasons. A) I've just been in my room, and B) I don't go out to sunny beaches. I stay at my house - always. I play games, hang out with my friends (via skype). House is safe.
So, I'm on this beach, eyes closed, enjoying the sun, and suddenly someone slaps me on the face-
"Hey!" I yell, angry. You'd be angry too if someone slapped you for no reason.
"Stop slapping me, for g-"
I finally open my eyes.
Turned out I'm not on a beach. I'm in a forest, and standing over me is a guy with brown hair, white t-shirt and blue trousers.
"Who're you?" I mumble.
The sun took it's toll, I already started to mumble. Told you - house is safe.
"I'm the Guide. Colin the Guide."
Says the weird guy.
Looks like he also had his head exposed to the sun for too long.
"What, you're like that GPS gadget?" I ask.
"In that case, could you tell me where I am?"
"You're on Terraria"
I've just been playing this game called "Terra-something" - found it on steam, it had a lot of positive reviews, so I bought it.
Opened it up, created a character, like always, and now I'm lying on a beach. A sunny beach.
Or at least I think so. I don't dare open my eyes - maybe it's just a feeling...
But no - I definitely feel some soft ground beneath my back and the sun on my face.
Now, lying on a beach would be weird for me because of two reasons. A) I've just been in my room, and B) I don't go out to sunny beaches. I stay at my house - always. I play games, hang out with my friends (via skype). House is safe.
So, I'm on this beach, eyes closed, enjoying the sun, and suddenly someone slaps me on the face-
"Hey!" I yell, angry. You'd be angry too if someone slapped you for no reason.
"Stop slapping me, for g-"
I finally open my eyes.
Turned out I'm not on a beach. I'm in a forest, and standing over me is a guy with brown hair, white t-shirt and blue trousers.
"Who're you?" I mumble.
The sun took it's toll, I already started to mumble. Told you - house is safe.
"I'm the Guide. Colin the Guide."
Says the weird guy.
Looks like he also had his head exposed to the sun for too long.
"What, you're like that GPS gadget?" I ask.
"In that case, could you tell me where I am?"
"You're on Terraria"
"Here, let me give you some cold water" He said after a moment of silence.
Terraria? What heck of a place is called terraria? Well, answers'll come later I guess. All I wanted right now is to drink some of the water from the flask this weird guy was holding - and to get away from the sun. I wanted to lie down under the shade of trees and wait for things to sort themselves out. It always worked for me.
After I talked to Colin some more I realised that I'm only going to get the water.
No resting in shade for you, punk. Well, he didn't say that in those exact words- He said:
"You need to make a house for us before night comes. At night monsters wake" he said. "Use this axe" he showed me a copper axe, "-and this pickaxe."
He gave me the pickaxe.
"Gee, thanks..." It was getting worse and worse. A guy who calls himself "the Guide" - ok...
But a guy who suddenly gives you a pickaxe and an axe and tells you to build a house- things like that only happend in stories my mama used to tell me when I was little.
I had no choice but to get started. I chopped down some trees, and tried mining stone. Have you ever tried to mine stone? It's hard. Too hard, actually - I had to settle for the wood.
After two hours or so (it was hard to tell the time) I gathered enough of it- time to build myself a house.
While I was building (or more like putting logs together) Colin sat at a tree trunk and observed me. I asked him to help, but he just shrugged and closed his eyes. Soon he was asleep. Weird guy.
After another several hours I managed to make something that doesn't topple down when I try to enter. It didn't have a door, but I guess it's not as important right now. I slumped down on the ground and fell asleep.
Terraria? What heck of a place is called terraria? Well, answers'll come later I guess. All I wanted right now is to drink some of the water from the flask this weird guy was holding - and to get away from the sun. I wanted to lie down under the shade of trees and wait for things to sort themselves out. It always worked for me.
After I talked to Colin some more I realised that I'm only going to get the water.
No resting in shade for you, punk. Well, he didn't say that in those exact words- He said:
"You need to make a house for us before night comes. At night monsters wake" he said. "Use this axe" he showed me a copper axe, "-and this pickaxe."
He gave me the pickaxe.
"Gee, thanks..." It was getting worse and worse. A guy who calls himself "the Guide" - ok...
But a guy who suddenly gives you a pickaxe and an axe and tells you to build a house- things like that only happend in stories my mama used to tell me when I was little.
I had no choice but to get started. I chopped down some trees, and tried mining stone. Have you ever tried to mine stone? It's hard. Too hard, actually - I had to settle for the wood.
After two hours or so (it was hard to tell the time) I gathered enough of it- time to build myself a house.
While I was building (or more like putting logs together) Colin sat at a tree trunk and observed me. I asked him to help, but he just shrugged and closed his eyes. Soon he was asleep. Weird guy.
After another several hours I managed to make something that doesn't topple down when I try to enter. It didn't have a door, but I guess it's not as important right now. I slumped down on the ground and fell asleep.
No.
No, that's impossible.
They are gone.
It can't be one of them.
He apperead today. And that wretched Guide with him.
His presence here means Re-logic released The Game again.
They shouldn't do that, but hey, humans often do what they shouldn't.
No, that's impossible.
They are gone.
It can't be one of them.
He apperead today. And that wretched Guide with him.
His presence here means Re-logic released The Game again.
They shouldn't do that, but hey, humans often do what they shouldn't.
Not posting chapters for some time, gonna edit the ones I have now.
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