Humorous How to write a creepypasta

How would you rate this guide?


  • Total voters
    9

SolaR

Golem
Have you ever wanted to write a sp00py story? This guide will tell you how to write the sp00piest story ever to get moved to the trollpasta wiki.

Step 1: Think of a movie, TV show, book, video game, or cliché monster/urban legend to base your story around. Examples: Spongebob, Pokemon, EVIL PATRIXXX, Sonic, Slenderman
Step 2: Think of something that has to do with what you chose to be the main pro or antagonist in your story. Examples: Squidward, BEN, Sonic.exe
Step 3: Figure out your plot. At this point it doesn't have to be a full story yet, just think of a plot about what you chose in the steps above.
Step 4: Write your story about the plot you just chose. Improper grammar and all caps are optional, but it will not make you sound very serious. Make sure to put the most cliché elements in your story, like 666, hyperrealistic blood, permanent marker, yard sales, video games, movies, or TV shows causing irl problems, and haunted cartridges.
Step 5: Put it somewhere. I'd suggest making a page on either the Creepypasta or Trollpasta wiki, but if it's on the former, it will probably get moved to the latter.
Step 6: ???
Step 7: Profit

Other notes: Don't let EVIL PATRIXXX get killed. Ever. If you do, he will come after you.


There you have it. My guide to writing creepypastas. Did this help you at all? If so plz do something gud.
 
Back
Top Bottom