If you could take 3 potions from terraria into real life, what will you take?

[MoultonLava]

So, the title explains most of it. This is for more details. You get to choose 3 of any terraria potion (nonmodded of course) and you get 3 endless bottles of the potion you choose. Here are some notable things about how they would work:
Gills potion allows you to survive the crushing depths of our oceans
Grav potion will be controlled by thought.
Gender Change replaces male organs with female and vice versa, with no damage.
Inferno will only cause people you see as an enemy to be set aflame
Crate potions will allow you to fish up crates, which work exactly like how they do in Terraria (they will be HM crates, fyi)
If you throw a potion and the bottle shatters (the bottle is made of standard glass) anyone touched by even a drop receive the full effects of it.
I would choose Gender Change, Super Healing, and Return potions. What about you guys, the lovely community of Terraria?

 

[Vella]

Gender Change for trolling potential. Or to create one of very first painless transition therapy rooms; that way I could drop everything for fairly charging people for painless gender changes with no side effects. That, or gravitation potion so I can fall to where I want to be in right now.
I'm not sure if Holy/Unholy Water counts as a potion; but I think I'd pick for other two...
Flask of Cursed Flames (uses bottle made of glass); that may be illegal, but fun to do; and it would really synergise well with gravitation potions.
(Bloody Water if it's a potion in your book; their bottles are made of glass)/Featherfall potions if I'm not allowed to pick consumable potion-like weapons; it can negate fall damage should I remember to always drink it before jumping off buildings, terminal velocity ain't gonna work on me and I can avert any deaths others may get from fall damage unless it's the sudden stop that kills and not fall itself.

 

[Baconfry]

Obsidian Skin Potion so I don't take IRL fire damage if I sear a salmon fillet that still has some moisture on it

Featherfall Potion because that just looks fun as heck

Endurance Potion for no particular reason at all, haha I swear

 

[Waldofoce]

Super Healing, Return/Recall, Gender Change (gills is also a runner-up for me)

 

[Green_Metaknight]

I would reject the offer and return to Earth without any potions.

 

[Kitnight]

Super Healing, Return/Recall, Gender Change (gills is also a runner-up for me)

Literally looked through all the potions and chose the exact same ones lol.

 

[Asternove]

Crate Potion
Fishing Potion
Return Potions

 

[Green_Metaknight]

Crate Potion
Fishing Potion
Return Potions

Now that I think about it, the former two would actually be super useful, especially for people who don't like fishing but have to because of a scouting organization.
I'm changing my answer; I'd bring Crate, Fishing, and Sonar potions.
Originally, my answer was that I wouldn't take any potions, since I thought every potion would either make the FBI come to my house if I had it, cause chaos and suffering all over the planet with its destructive power, or make it very easy for people to do a thing which I believe is bad.
But when I think about the fishing potions, I can't think of any major downsides to their existence.

 

[Vella]

I can't think of any major downsides to their existence.

Market crashing potential of Terraria fishing shouldn't be ignored here, especially if your goal is to fish for rare metals.

 

[Moth to the Lampshade]

I’m a little worried as to what Heartreach would do...

 

[Green_Metaknight]

I’m a little worried as to what Heartreach would do...

Spoiler: violent

It would probably kill anyone who goes within 15 feet of the user by tearing their heart out of their chest, and then it would kill the user by forcibly shoving the victims' hearts down their throat and into their stomach.

...Or maybe it would just make anything nearby that's shaped like an unrealistic heart fly towards the user, noclip into the user's stomach, and rearrange its atoms, protons, neutrons, electrons, etc, to turn the "heart"-shaped object into food.

 

[Glasia 森の魔王🌳]

Red Potion to sneak it into soups of other people
Regeneration Potion to heal faster
Iron Skin Potion to be more durable

 

[trya]

same as everyone else, obsidian skin, recall, and gender change.
alternatively, obsidian skin, Gills, and grav. if I already have my stuff from the other post, then obsidian skin, ironskin, and gender change

 

[Meowlegend]

Very difficult to choose honestly, but:


I think I would go with Featherfall, Regeneration and Obsidianskin.

 

[trya]

Very difficult to choose honestly, but:


I think I would go with Featherfall, Regeneration and Obsidianskin.

valid, WOLDN't have to go to doctor either

 

[Salty_]

If we have an infinite stock of said potions, I would take:
Potion of Return
Gender Change Potion
Greater Luck Potion

Very lucky, freely warping home and back whenever I want, and you know.

If we have only one of each, I would take:
Gender Change Potion (x3)

It's the only one with a lasting effect.

 

[trya]

If we have an infinite stock of said potions, I would take:
Potion of Return
Gender Change Potion
Greater Luck Potion

Very lucky, freely warping home and back whenever I want, and you know.

If we have only one of each, I would take:
Gender Change Potion (x3)

It's the only one with a lasting effect.

we do get infinite potions

 

[Im_ConfuzzledCobalt🥐🌳🐿]

I'm picking Wrath, Super Healing, & Gender Change.
Wrath because I wanna be stronger, Super Healing because American healthcare sucks, and Gender Change because I'm a capitalist and I know I can just sell cups of the potion as a safe & reversible surgery alternative for a third of the price and suddenly ka-bam I'M RICH

 

[ThatMossCreep]

Gender change, swiftness, and super healing

 

[JonteTheSlime]

Red's potion
Wormhole (teleport to anyone with similar intentions I assume)
Invisibility (ninja)
Gender change

I am the holy gender-changing ninja that has fallen from the skies