I'm a cactus and I'm nude. What else is there to say?

[Nude_Cactus]

...and no, I will not put any clothes on. Cacti were meant to be nude!

Glad to be part of this new and improved website. I hope to contribute to these forums as much as I can.

 

[Murler]

Why are your thorns always hard ._. Too much Viagra is a bad thing

 

[Nude_Cactus]

Why are your thorns always hard ._. Too much Viagra is a bad thing

I was hoping that no one would notice my hard protruding prickles. But now that you have brought it up I'm sure that everyone will notice.
Thanks for the embarrassment.

 

[Murler]

:,( I so sawwi bro

 

[Rawrg]

Welcome! Cactuses are totally awesome.

 

[MegaSDMGShark]

Why are your thorns always hard ._. Too much Viagra is a bad thing

So true...

Please don't take lots of Viagra.

 

[Murler]

So true...

Please don't take lots of Viagra.

If you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours...

 

[Nude_Cactus]

Welcome! Cactuses are totally awesome.

It's cacti!
Us cacti are so unappreciated...

 

[Rawrg]

It's cacti!
Us cacti are so unappreciated...

I know, but I love saying "cactuses".