Kill the person above you.

[Blue the Swordsman]

Was murdered by a dracolich

 

[Isaac the Jester]

was [insernt username pun here]

 

[Blue the Swordsman]

Was [insert death trap here.]

 

[Isaac the Jester]

was [insert generic joke here]

 

[Blue the Swordsman]

Large rocks, large rocks everywhere.

 

[The Wuff]

BLUESWORDSMAN Was Beheaded by a massive Claymore.

 

[theclownfish II]

thought he was jesus

 

[Blue the Swordsman]

Was murdered by a holy hand grenade.

 

[The Wuff]

"Stab stab stab!

Heres a touching story: once upon time, you died and i lived, the end." - The Sniper, upon killing BLUESWORDSMAN

 

[Blue the Swordsman]

Stepped on a landmine.

 

[theclownfish II]

was attacked by his dragons

 

[Blue the Swordsman]

Was attacked afterwords.

 

[The Wuff]

was attacked again by said dragon.

 

[Blue the Swordsman]

Got hit by a meteor.

 

[theclownfish II]

got hit by a rogue star

 

[CraftmasterMatt]

Was mauled by a griffon.

 

[Blue the Swordsman]

Eaten by dragons

 

[theclownfish II]

got eaten by a trash can

 

[CraftmasterMatt]

Forgot to check Pirate's Cove

 

[Shadowice]

was brutally ripped apart by wolves