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Eater of Worlds
Hello, I’m that guy called John Detroxus. You probably don’t know me, because I’m not real. Or famous. Or both.
Anyways, you read the title. I’m gonna tell you how to survive your first five minutes and how not to get super super insane and stuff.
To start off…
FAQs YAYYYYYYY ([ERROR 404] [ERROR 404] [ERROR 404] [ERROR 404])
Q: What is the point of the game?
A: Officially, it’s to emulate the growth from adolescence to adulthood. Really, it’s so that you can make a new universe, be a [ERROR 404] to everyone, kiss your dying crush, and watch people die.
Q: Can 2 people share the same disc?
A: No. One disc, one person. It’s bound to you and it’s meant for one person. You.
Q: Is my dad/mom/bro going to live through this?
A: No. Everyone that’s not you or the other players that’s in the game is going to die. Not including Underlings that you don’t kill and the Horrorterrors.
Q: What will happen to everyone else who doesn’t play?
A: Short answer: They die. Long answer: The planet is obliterated by a barrage of meteors.
Q: Wait, obliterated obliterated, or just obliterated?
A: Obliterated. The planet isn’t blown to smithereens. Just everything on the surface of it. You’ll believe me later.
Q: Do I have to play?
A: Yes, if you don’t want to be obliterated by meteors and want to exist.
Q: Wait, what?
A: You’ll see.
A: Officially, it’s to emulate the growth from adolescence to adulthood. Really, it’s so that you can make a new universe, be a [ERROR 404] to everyone, kiss your dying crush, and watch people die.
Q: Can 2 people share the same disc?
A: No. One disc, one person. It’s bound to you and it’s meant for one person. You.
Q: Is my dad/mom/bro going to live through this?
A: No. Everyone that’s not you or the other players that’s in the game is going to die. Not including Underlings that you don’t kill and the Horrorterrors.
Q: What will happen to everyone else who doesn’t play?
A: Short answer: They die. Long answer: The planet is obliterated by a barrage of meteors.
Q: Wait, obliterated obliterated, or just obliterated?
A: Obliterated. The planet isn’t blown to smithereens. Just everything on the surface of it. You’ll believe me later.
Q: Do I have to play?
A: Yes, if you don’t want to be obliterated by meteors and want to exist.
Q: Wait, what?
A: You’ll see.
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