RushOfCold
Spazmatism
Well, decided to make this thread because me and my friend had a conversation based around star wars, and I decided to make a thread about it.
This is mostly for making star wars jokes and whatnot. Lock this if necessary.
I might make this thread cooler by adding more art and things.
This is mostly for making star wars jokes and whatnot. Lock this if necessary.
I might make this thread cooler by adding more art and things.
S i t h l o r d V a d e r is now Online.
Venomalix: Dark side huh? What kind of cookies do you have.
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: -deep breathing- chocolate.
Venomalix: You are a phony.. you get DARK chocolate chip
Venomalix: not just chocolate chip
Venomalix: You're creating an obvious illusion to the bright side with a cookie like that!
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: nope, emperor likes milk chocolate. he makes the decisions around here.
Venomalix: Then why not feed him a SPECIAL dark chocolate bar?
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: well i guess it would work, but i dunno about that guy's cockiness and how he only likes ideas HE makes.
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: i wish i had a better sith for a master..
Venomalix: What about the one in the new mov- I mean uhh...
Venomalix: The new guy..
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: that guy?
Venomalix: Wait how are you alive?
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: he's pretty stupid
Venomalix: Weren't you killed awhile ago?
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: yeah
Venomalix: dark magic
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: i'm still here in spirit though
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: i mean, like my goody two shoes is over there
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: and i'm over here stuck in the past
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: talking about my master and
Venomalix: That's the easy part.
Venomalix: Travel in time and go beat up that fruitcake they call a sith.
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: awesome diea
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: *idea
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: if i knew sith sorcery, which i dont
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: because it's ancient
Venomalix: Maybe you're in an alternate universe
Venomalix: And you just need to get to the real universe
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: and how would i get around to that? just traveling to different ones with force spirit powers then i get to the right one by chance?
Venomalix: Random be thy game, vader.
Venomalix: You have a .00001% chance to reach it, but with enough farm- I mean uhh.. flying and things..
Venomalix: You will.
Venomalix: I mean you might be killed by that old man named luke, but..
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: i hope i get to beat up the new wimp too.
Venomalix: And sent back to the world of dead star wars characters to never see the light of day again?
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: yup
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: and i'll somehow take his place
Venomalix: Luke Vader.
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: oh yeah
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: i could totally persuade my son to rule the galaxy with me or something, or possess.
Venomalix: Well he was the poor old guy standing on a mountain by himself.
Venomalix: Or you could become like Han Solo who was betrayed by his own son.
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: ehhhhh, nah. i'll pass on the han solo thing.
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: i have to say the new guy, kylo is his name right? is pretty good at betrayals at least.
Venomalix: He revealed his secret identity..
Venomalix: He was supposed to be the batman of the new empire thing!
Venomalix: And got his candy beaten by a random woman
Venomalix: who somehow possessed jedi powers
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: i'll probably advise him and, that's a good idea. become his master and actually train him in lightsaber techniques instead of wildly swinging sabers.
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: and uh, yeah
Venomalix: His lightsaber is dangerous.
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: he needs some work.
Venomalix: Did you see the handle?
Venomalix: One slip and his hand is gone from existence.
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: yup, i think he should... work on that?
Venomalix: He tried to make a tri light saber!
Venomalix: Weren't dual ones dangerous enough at that?
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: those exhaust ports are way too crazy.
Venomalix: Hmmm, so their giant deathstar planet,
Venomalix: Yet again.
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: he could have a bloody light whip other than that! i studied on that.
Venomalix: They were foolish enough to make a giant weakpoint.
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: yeesh
Venomalix: That could be destroyed by a few tiny planes
Venomalix: And explosives
Venomalix: Seriously who is incharge with these designs?
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: at least the emperor was smart enough to make the death star small enough that this wouldnt happen.
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: And nobody was watching the captain!
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: and she d i e d !
Venomalix: Just a shiny stormtrooper.
Venomalix: Why not get more bounty hunters?
Venomalix: Those guys are cooler.
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: and their obviously still in business.
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: and they seem wealthy enough to afford a squadron of deadly one.
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: *ones
Venomalix: They earn quite a bit of dough, enough to afford a better designer that doesn't keep making terrible weaknesses.
Venomalix: And a new squad that protects their captain!
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: and actually having more of those electric hand things!
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: a guy using a lightsaber was nearly killed by a user of that!
Venomalix: Like your emperor?
Venomalix: he had electric powers of dedth
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: well, yeah, those are pretty powerful..
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: but i mean that hammer thing the stormtrooper had.
Venomalix: I like how we started with a casual conversation about freshly shocked dark side cookies and it somehow turned into a star wars rant
Venomalix: (i guess)
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: yup, and i'm loving it
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: we could totally make a better empire
Venomalix: Did you just buy those from McDonalds!?
Venomalix: Wait, what kind of alternate universe do you live in!
Venomalix: Such a thing shouldn't exist in the world known as star wars
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: i live in..
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: the real world.
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: yeah i just popped in here
Venomalix: They probably thought your T-Fighter or whatever was an alien sighting
Venomalix: but it turned out to be a random sith lord known as darth vader
Venomalix: Did you have any fanboys?
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: nah
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: i crashed in the woods
Venomalix: Oh...
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: so i was gone when they were there
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: now i'm just sitting in a room
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: pretending to be a guy with a cosplay on
Venomalix: Give your emperor a side of fries!
Venomalix: He deserves some credit for running a successful empire (for awhile).
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: yeah he was just suddenly in my t-wing for some reason- by the way, now were just roommates planning world domination
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: i'll make sure to order that by the way
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: large fries too
Venomalix: Dark side huh? What kind of cookies do you have.
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: -deep breathing- chocolate.
Venomalix: You are a phony.. you get DARK chocolate chip
Venomalix: not just chocolate chip
Venomalix: You're creating an obvious illusion to the bright side with a cookie like that!
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: nope, emperor likes milk chocolate. he makes the decisions around here.
Venomalix: Then why not feed him a SPECIAL dark chocolate bar?
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: well i guess it would work, but i dunno about that guy's cockiness and how he only likes ideas HE makes.
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: i wish i had a better sith for a master..
Venomalix: What about the one in the new mov- I mean uhh...
Venomalix: The new guy..
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: that guy?
Venomalix: Wait how are you alive?
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: he's pretty stupid
Venomalix: Weren't you killed awhile ago?
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: yeah
Venomalix: dark magic
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: i'm still here in spirit though
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: i mean, like my goody two shoes is over there
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: and i'm over here stuck in the past
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: talking about my master and
Venomalix: That's the easy part.
Venomalix: Travel in time and go beat up that fruitcake they call a sith.
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: awesome diea
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: *idea
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: if i knew sith sorcery, which i dont
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: because it's ancient
Venomalix: Maybe you're in an alternate universe
Venomalix: And you just need to get to the real universe
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: and how would i get around to that? just traveling to different ones with force spirit powers then i get to the right one by chance?
Venomalix: Random be thy game, vader.
Venomalix: You have a .00001% chance to reach it, but with enough farm- I mean uhh.. flying and things..
Venomalix: You will.
Venomalix: I mean you might be killed by that old man named luke, but..
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: i hope i get to beat up the new wimp too.
Venomalix: And sent back to the world of dead star wars characters to never see the light of day again?
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: yup
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: and i'll somehow take his place
Venomalix: Luke Vader.
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: oh yeah
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: i could totally persuade my son to rule the galaxy with me or something, or possess.
Venomalix: Well he was the poor old guy standing on a mountain by himself.
Venomalix: Or you could become like Han Solo who was betrayed by his own son.
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: ehhhhh, nah. i'll pass on the han solo thing.
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: i have to say the new guy, kylo is his name right? is pretty good at betrayals at least.
Venomalix: He revealed his secret identity..
Venomalix: He was supposed to be the batman of the new empire thing!
Venomalix: And got his candy
beaten by a random womanVenomalix: who somehow possessed jedi powers
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: i'll probably advise him and
, that's a good idea. become his master and actually train him in lightsaber techniques instead of wildly swinging sabers.S i t h l o r d V a d e r: and uh, yeah
Venomalix: His lightsaber is dangerous.
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: he needs some work.
Venomalix: Did you see the handle?
Venomalix: One slip and his hand is gone from existence.
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: yup, i think he should... work on that?
Venomalix: He tried to make a tri light saber!
Venomalix: Weren't dual ones dangerous enough at that?
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: those exhaust ports are way too crazy.
Venomalix: Hmmm, so their giant deathstar planet,
Venomalix: Yet again.
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: he could have a bloody light whip other than that! i studied on that.
Venomalix: They were foolish enough to make a giant weakpoint.
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: yeesh
Venomalix: That could be destroyed by a few tiny planes
Venomalix: And explosives
Venomalix: Seriously who is incharge with these designs?
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: at least the emperor was smart enough to make the death star small enough that this wouldnt happen.
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: And nobody was watching the captain!
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: and she d i e d !
Venomalix: Just a shiny stormtrooper.
Venomalix: Why not get more bounty hunters?
Venomalix: Those guys are cooler.
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: and their obviously still in business.
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: and they seem wealthy enough to afford a squadron of deadly one.
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: *ones
Venomalix: They earn quite a bit of dough, enough to afford a better designer that doesn't keep making terrible weaknesses.
Venomalix: And a new squad that protects their captain!
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: and actually having more of those electric hand things!
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: a guy using a lightsaber was nearly killed by a user of that!
Venomalix: Like your emperor?
Venomalix: he had electric powers of dedth
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: well, yeah, those are pretty powerful..
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: but i mean that hammer thing the stormtrooper had.
Venomalix: I like how we started with a casual conversation about freshly shocked dark side cookies and it somehow turned into a star wars rant
Venomalix: (i guess)
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: yup, and i'm loving it
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: we could totally make a better empire
Venomalix: Did you just buy those from McDonalds!?
Venomalix: Wait, what kind of alternate universe do you live in!
Venomalix: Such a thing shouldn't exist in the world known as star wars
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: i live in..
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: the real world.
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: yeah i just popped in here
Venomalix: They probably thought your T-Fighter or whatever was an alien sighting
Venomalix: but it turned out to be a random sith lord known as darth vader
Venomalix: Did you have any fanboys?
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: nah
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: i crashed in the woods
Venomalix: Oh...
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: so i was gone when they were there
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: now i'm just sitting in a room
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: pretending to be a guy with a cosplay on
Venomalix: Give your emperor a side of fries!
Venomalix: He deserves some credit for running a successful empire (for awhile).
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: yeah he was just suddenly in my t-wing for some reason- by the way, now were just roommates planning world domination
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: i'll make sure to order that by the way
S i t h l o r d V a d e r: large fries too
