The Last Post Wins!

[AverageAnimalAppreciator]

Alex because he hasn't murdered someone in a long time, and Kage because he wants to drink everyone's blood to help his quirk

h-how can someone be a m-murderer and s-sane at the same time
Also I d-don’t have a-a quirk

I also do.
*Bites AAA

no d-don’t do that, it h-hurts

I just wanna eat you
So I hurt you till you're dead then I can eat away

why y-you wan to e-eat meh s-so much?

 

[Elemental 131]

*Casually suckles poptarts's hair.

*does the same thing* huh not half bad

 

[Dark Sunshine]

sunny I miss you
I don't like this guy pwease come back

She can't hear you right now, and as much as we both want her back, you're the one attacking the one person that can make sure that her reboot goes smoothly.

Reboot 80% complete.

 

[Yoop90-]

h-how can someone be a m-murderer and s-sane at the same time
Also I d-don’t have a-a quirk

no d-don’t do that, it h-hurts

why y-you wan to e-eat meh s-so much?

Because you're salad
Salad is food
Also blood bringer said you were tasty

 

[Elemental 131]

Also I d-don’t have a-a quirk

your a salad and a pokemon at the same time

 

[Vortrixia67]

no d-don’t do that, it h-hurts

*Starts licking instead

why do people like doing this too me

Who else has sucked your hair before me?

*does the same thing* huh not half bad

*Pulls trigger
MINE.

 

[AverageAnimalAppreciator]

you're the one attacking the one person that can make sure that her reboot goes smoothly.

w-wait am i this o-one person?

Because you're salad
Salad is food
Also blood bringer said you were tasty

I-I guess that m-makes sense…but…n-nevermind

 

[Elemental 131]

h-how can someone be a m-murderer and s-sane at the same time

idk I just am

 

[Dark Sunshine]

w-wait am i this o-one person?

No. Poptarts was... attempting to hit me earlier, as you may or may not have noticed.

Reboot 94% complete.

 

[Vortrixia67]

Are you Willy Wonka?

 

[Yoop90-]

She can't hear you right now, and as much as we both want her back, you're the one attacking the one person that can make sure that her reboot goes smoothly.

Reboot 80% complete.

I'm sorry

*Starts licking instead

Who else has sucked your hair before me?

*Pulls trigger
MINE.

Definitelynotzach

w-wait am i this o-one person?

I-I guess that m-makes sense…but…n-nevermind

Say it or the knife goes in your throat

 

[AverageAnimalAppreciator]

your a salad and a pokemon at the same time

h-how is th-that a quirk

*Starts licking instead

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

idk I just am

th-that…doesn’t make s-sense…

No. Poptarts was... attempting to hit me earlier, as you may or may not have noticed.

I m-must have missed th-that, sorry…

 

[Dark Sunshine]

Are you Willy Wonka?

Um.
What?

 

[AverageAnimalAppreciator]

Say it or the knife goes in your throat

I d-don’t even remember what it w-was anymore…
I-I’m gonna need like 5 f-full restores a-after this, aren’t I?

 

[Elemental 131]

h-how is th-that a quirk

you are a SALAD and a POKEMON at the same time

 

[Vortrixia67]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Is this making you uncomfortable? Would you like me to stop?

 

[Yoop90-]

I d-don’t even remember what it w-was anymore…
I-I’m gonna need like 5 f-full restores a-after this, aren’t I?

I'll just chop your ing head off then
-w-
*raises massive knife thing*

 

[Elemental 131]

th-that…doesn’t make s-sense…

I don't have any back story for me being a murderer I just like killing

 

[Dark Sunshine]

I'll just chop your ing head off then
-w-
*raises massive knife thing*

Let's not?

 

[AverageAnimalAppreciator]

you are a SALAD and a POKEMON at the same time

why w-would you want th-that?

Is this making you uncomfortable? Would you like me to stop?

I j-just really did not e-expect that t-turn…

I'll just chop your ing head off then
-w-
*raises massive knife thing*

c-can you like, not, p-please? I would prefer t-to keep m-my head on my neck, thank y-you very much