Babygoo25
Skeletron Prime
The Story of The Terrarian is a story about a character I made called Red.
Today, Red figures out what Terraria is, and decides to play. He won't know what awaits him.
...
This will be interesting.
Indeed.
Criminions, go get that Red. He is invading our world!
ALL: Yes, sir!
Ah, a new day on a new world... this could be interesting!
Oh, hey guy. What are you doing here and why did you shoot behind me?
Greetings, Red. I am your guide. I will teach you how to survive. What I shot behind you was a Blue Slime, one of the weakest of it's species.
Wait, there's MORE?
Much more. Wait till you see what you come across next.
Chopping down the trees, do do doo da doo.
Chopping down the trees, do da ba da daa.
Time to build a home for me and Guidey Guide!
There! A new home!
This home isn't very good. I suggest making a workbench. Stand near it to make a door so the monsters cannot enter.
*Growl*
*Growl*
...Guidey? What was that...?
That was just a slime or two. They won't hurt us-
*Punch*
18
Ow! Get away from me! *slice slice*
5 7 12
*Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*
Killed it. Got some gel, too!
...Guidey?
There you are! I made a workbench and table while you were gone!
Also, you should stop messing with that bow. It could run out soon.
Now, get inside! I'll fend off the slime with my new....
...Wooden Armor!
*facepalm*
Hey, I've got a new sword, too! I'll impale that squirrel if I want to!
Red, that's not-
*murders squirrel*
Look at that, Guidey! I can kill slimes in seconds now!
Seems that you're prepared. Explore the surface for chests. If you happen to find one, take its contents.
They might be useful later on in the game.
*ERROR ERROR! FOURTH WALL BREACH!*
*INITIATE NIGHT-TIME IN 3....
2.....
1....
0..*
That's a lot of zombies.
Indeed. We should stay indoors.
Pfft, oh, Guidey, you're so funny! "Stay indoors!"
...
...let me die please.
Storing my money in this chest.
How did you get that?
Found some iron in a chest I found. Also found tons other stuff, like this spear.
O_O
....what?
Well, it's daytime. Put an anvil here so I can make stuff if I get more ore.
Guidey sure likes looking at squirrels.
So, Mysterious Cave, got any more loot for me? Heh heh...
...I hate this sword.
Do doo doo, exploring, doo doo doo.
...hey, what's that noise?
Hey, I think someone was fighting with someone down here.
Oh, a chest!
...I just felt a horrible chill go down my spine.
It's probably nothing, right?
...right? What did I do?
Oh, cool, a red eyed thing. Is this the alternate to those "purple spiked things" I've heard of?
Well, it's no use for now.
Oh, an ice cave! Better use some rope. Don't wanna break a limb.
*screech*
*shink*
*screeech*
Hmmmm!
...what was THAT?
Pretty scary and dark in here.
Oh, hey, some Topaz!
*screeeeeech*
OH, NO.
GOTTA GO GOTTA GO GOTTA G-
*drinks recall potion*
Back home. Time to go exploring...again!
Woah, look, it's Shiver River. Better build the Beer Bridge of Redville.
*loot loot*
Hey, I think I heard something.
Ba da ba daa, chopping down the new treeeeees!
It's an infinoite song of gleeeeeee!
Neaw nee naaa neee neeeeawwww!
Ba da ba da deeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Oh, look a slime! And it has.....iron?.....in it.....?
*SCREECH*
AY-AI!
*slice shink impale*
6 5 5 6 4 7 13 5
13 17 14 50 12
Aha! I win! And got some iron, too!
Back home. Hey, Guidey. Making a furnace.
You'll need some stone, torches and wood.
I have wood, torches, but not stone. Mining for more.
Perfect!
Wow, Red. The place turned out to be great!
If you make another house, someone could move in.
You might attract a merchant if you have a lot of money.
I've got one gold in this chest. And four iron bars. I could buy EVERYTHING he has!
I hope he has something useful.
Almost EVERYTHING he has is useful. But it costs mo-
Stop talking, I'm busy smelting rocks into bricks.
Guidey, I'm back from exploring!
....why are you staring at that slime?
MONEY.
Okay....
Did you make a house?
Yes, but no one's moving in. I guess it's not suitable.
Looks soote-able to me.
Hey, I also got a new helmet. And got some leggings too. And an iron shirt.
It's not a-
I found this balloon in one of the chests.
I also found some Ice Skates, and a 'blisard in a boatle'.
It's Blizzar-
Okay. I'm gonna go venture off again. Bai bai!
It looks dangerous out there. I think I see a bat.
Why would there be a bat on the surface?
Well, there are types of bats who do like the jungle...
Wait, A JUNGLE? Cool!
Before you go, I must warn you. The monsters in the jungle are very tough.
And the TYPES of monsters go off the limits, ranging from man-eating plants,
to giant pink bulbs.
Okay. Bye.
Wha-
...I think I heard something.
...
...hmmmm.
This place is odd.
I could destroy it, but...
...it IS a starter home.
Let's deposit my junky things in here.
Let's see.....cactus pickaxe....life crystals...iron....
...and that's about it.
Doo da doo da dooooo!
OH NO.
*vanish*
Guidey, i'm baaaack!
Hey, why is my Mahogany Chest unlocked?
Oh, look, a cactus pickaxe!
Greetings.
And there's four heart-shaped red things!
Don't eat us!
*chomp chomp*
*swipe*
Cool. Time to go exploooring!
Ooh, cool, a red place!
*screech*
*chomp chomp*
*drilling sound*
...this was a mistake, wasn't it.
Subject has entered area. Eliminate.
Ooh, cool trees!
*chop chop*
WOAH, gray wood! Seems strong. What are these thorn things?
*cut*
Ouch! Note to self: stay away from bush.
*screech*
Eek! Spider!
Get away, you bloody bastard! I'm exploring here!
*slice slash savage*
*scrreeeeeeee*
...oh, it climbed up here.
DIE YOU BLOOD SPIDER!
*slice slash slice*
5 8 10 11 9 12
*screeeeeeeeeeee....*
There! Now he won't be a threat.
Hey, what's that...?
Vertebrae (2)
What's a vortebrain? Can I make stuff with it?
I'll make stuff with it. Now to enter Le Cave El Bloody.
Pretty dark in here. Pretty dank in here.
More red eyed things. Looks suspicious.
And more Vertebrae! Don't know how it got here. Makes you ask: Do monsters litter?
Enemy in sight. Charge!
aaaaaaaaaa
Hey, what's that-
*screech, roar, slice, screech*
OH NO. NO NO NO NO NO.
RUN.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*roar*
Oh, there's only one left.
*tons of screeching and roaring*
OH NO I WAS WRONG
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
*sigh* I'm back, Guidey.
THE HORROR.....THE HORROR.....
....uh, Guidey?
HELPSOMEONEINVADEDOURHOUSEANDTOLDMETONOTTELLYOUTHATTHEYSTOLEABUNCHOFSTUFFANDIFIDIDTELLYOUIWOULDDIE
I have no idea what you just said. But I suppose it's stupid, and I shouldn't worry.
Guidey, I found eight lenses here.
8.....8 lenses....
You can finally progress....
Wha-
RED! THE CRIMSON ALTAR!
...say WHAT?
The red eyed thing! Combine the lenses you found there!
It'll give you a Suspicious Looking Eye! Use it at night to summon a powerful demon!
WHAT.
No way! I'm not doing that!
*stare of death*
................okay.
FFFFFUUUUUUUU
I SAID OKAY!
Good.
All right, I'm ready to fight the eye.
Have my new armor, my Minishark from the arms dealer who came
after I got a gun from a red heart thing.... and my Topaz staff.
I've already beat the BoC with previous weapons, so I have armor, a pickaxe, and a sword.
I think it's called a "bud bootchorer", or something.
Let's do this, Eye.
(Minutes later, but not many...)
I did it! I am Le Winner!
....where did that green girl come from?....
...anyway, I got a treasure bag. I wonder what's inside!
It's so weird, yet so beautiful...
Treasure Bag (thinking): It's so dumb, yet so beautiful...
*grab*
*gulp*
*dump out contents*
WOAH. THIS. IS. AMAZING.
A Shield with a MOUTH!
And some weird red beans. Not sure what they do.
Oh, look, there's also some crimtone ore! I should go smelt it.
Guidey, I beat the demon eye!
Actually, it's called the Eye of Cthulhu.
What's a Certhula? And why do you sound....different?
Oh, sorry. I think something got into me.
Maybe it was because I just fought a demon.
...probably.
Anyways, your next task is to beat the king slime.
Use your rubies you found in the cave and some gold ingots to make a Gold Crown.
Combine the gold crown and gelatin at the-
Red-eyed bloody bar?
...yes, the red-eyed bloody bar.
By the way, it's called a Crimson Altar.
Wait, if it's a Crimson Altar, and its mostly found in a Crimson colored place...
...does that mean that the red place is called the Crimson?
You finally figured it out.
(Minutes later, and YES, many...)
I'm baaaack! And with an icky crown!
Now that you HAVE the crown, you can summon the King Slime, but
in order to, you must use it at day. Be careful, because as you damage
him, he can summon blue slimes...SPIKED blue slimes for goodness sake.
Does the crown make him angry?
Let's just say he doesn't like people holding his crown in the air.
Well, it's day right now.
Let's do this.
*screech*
Hello, slimey. Prepare to die!
*slice slash savage, charge w/ shield*
*screech*
*disappear*
Hey, I win.
*reappear above Red*
....uh oh.
*squash*
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Hey! *stab stab*
*screech*
(Minutes of slicing, shooting, and impaling...)
I did it....
I killed the King of the slimes....
And got a bag with awesome loot, too!
There's a solidifier that makes jelly into awesome stuff...
...and it SOMEHOW fits in a tiny bag.
*cough cough* Hammerspace *cough cough*
There's this weird saddle...
*use*
Oh, i'm riding on a mini king slime! How cute.
Some cool ninja armor. (yes they both actually dropped)
It's not very useful as it is. Probably gonna use it for vanity.
And last but not least.....
the elegant....
beautiful....
....Royal Gel.
By equipping it, I will have immunity to all slimes.
I will be their friend.
I will be one of them.
Me, Red, the cowardly adventurer, will be their leader.
*smile*
I will store my treasures in this conveniently placed chest.
SO convenient.
You just made tha-
Quiet, leaf lady.
So, guidey....I beat Le King El Slimo.
Well, THAT was fast. But you still have a lot of tasks to do.
The first one....getting the Night's Edge.
....so what you're saying is....
...the Blood Butcherer, the weapon I have...
...can be combined with a grass blade made from the spores and stingers from
the monsters in the jungle....
...a Firey Sword of Greatness, made with the rock from hell...
...and a Mooramasa, a blue water sword that is in a chest in the deep, dark dungeon.
...at a Crimson Altar to make the Night's Edge?
Yeah, pretty much.
That is complete bu-
It's real, though.
I know it's real but I'm not going through a dungeon and lava-infested death place to get
a sword!
That's what they all say.
And they always change their mind when I say "It'll be worth it."
Fine, i'll make the stupid sword.
The first destination is the dungeon. Have you seen it?
See it? I've been there a whole DAY!
It has blue bricks and there's an old man living there.
Using my pickaxe, I made a mini-home!
I survived a whole CRIMESON MOON there!
It's called a Bloo-
And I wired up some heart statues so I can heal.
Wait...how did you get the wire?
Oh, there was an orange-haired girl close to the surface in there.
She gave me a wrench and shears. And also some wire cable.
Welp, that's that. Byeeeeee!
Bye.
NURSE: Bye, Red! Have a safe trip!
MERCHANT: Remember to bring me some money!
ARMS DEALER: Bring me a gun if you can! I'd like to see what it can do.
ANGLER: While you're there, fish me up something, will ya?
DRYAD: Bye, lame-o. Bye, slime being crushed by a very fat teen.
I'm not fat!
Well, slimies, it's just you and me, out on an adventure.
Makes me want to sing.
I'M A GOOFY GOOBER! *rock!*
dun dun dun, da da dun, dunnn dunnn
YOU'RE A GOOFY GOOBER! *rock!*
dun da dun, da da dun, dunnnn dunnn
WE'RE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS! *rock!*
dun dun dun, duh da dun, dunnn dunnn
uh...MIDDLE FINGER! *yuck!*
...dun da dun da da dun, dunnn dunnnnn, ba da ba da BA BA! *ba ba ba*
...I think we're here.
*pssht* Yep.
GUIDEY? Where are you?
*pshht* Calling you on your Fawkie Tawkie.
Oh, yeah, the thing I found in the...thing....when did I get this?
*pshht* I put it in your pocket, ge*pshht*ius.
I'll use it to cont*pshht* you if you need help.
Well, okay.
Ooh, what's in here?
A chest, I wonder what's inside....
...blue potions....
....gold coins...
...and...
...a gold KEY!
*pshht* Ah, yes, a gold k*pshht*. It can be
used to unlo*pshhhhht*e chests in the dungeon.
'Kay. Going in.
NOOOOO*pshht*OOOOOOOO
What?
If you go in before defeating the old man...
...you wi-*pshhhhhhhhht*
...Guidey? Guidey?
Defeat....the old man?
...
( Oh, no. What have I done....
I mean, I came up with this guy two days
ago and- *pshhhhhhhhhhhhhht* )
More coming soon. Want a banner? Put THIS in your signature:
Today, Red figures out what Terraria is, and decides to play. He won't know what awaits him.
...
This will be interesting.
Indeed.
Criminions, go get that Red. He is invading our world!
ALL: Yes, sir!
Ah, a new day on a new world... this could be interesting!
Oh, hey guy. What are you doing here and why did you shoot behind me?
Greetings, Red. I am your guide. I will teach you how to survive. What I shot behind you was a Blue Slime, one of the weakest of it's species.
Wait, there's MORE?
Much more. Wait till you see what you come across next.
Chopping down the trees, do do doo da doo.
Chopping down the trees, do da ba da daa.
Time to build a home for me and Guidey Guide!
There! A new home!
This home isn't very good. I suggest making a workbench. Stand near it to make a door so the monsters cannot enter.
*Growl*
*Growl*
...Guidey? What was that...?
That was just a slime or two. They won't hurt us-
*Punch*
18
Ow! Get away from me! *slice slice*
5 7 12
*Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*
Killed it. Got some gel, too!
...Guidey?
There you are! I made a workbench and table while you were gone!
Also, you should stop messing with that bow. It could run out soon.
Now, get inside! I'll fend off the slime with my new....
...Wooden Armor!
*facepalm*
Hey, I've got a new sword, too! I'll impale that squirrel if I want to!
Red, that's not-
*murders squirrel*
Look at that, Guidey! I can kill slimes in seconds now!
Seems that you're prepared. Explore the surface for chests. If you happen to find one, take its contents.
They might be useful later on in the game.
*ERROR ERROR! FOURTH WALL BREACH!*
*INITIATE NIGHT-TIME IN 3....
2.....
1....
0..*
That's a lot of zombies.
Indeed. We should stay indoors.
Pfft, oh, Guidey, you're so funny! "Stay indoors!"
...
...let me die please.
Storing my money in this chest.
How did you get that?
Found some iron in a chest I found. Also found tons other stuff, like this spear.
O_O
....what?
Well, it's daytime. Put an anvil here so I can make stuff if I get more ore.
Guidey sure likes looking at squirrels.
So, Mysterious Cave, got any more loot for me? Heh heh...
...I hate this sword.
Do doo doo, exploring, doo doo doo.
...hey, what's that noise?
Hey, I think someone was fighting with someone down here.
Oh, a chest!
...I just felt a horrible chill go down my spine.
It's probably nothing, right?
...right? What did I do?
Oh, cool, a red eyed thing. Is this the alternate to those "purple spiked things" I've heard of?
Well, it's no use for now.
Oh, an ice cave! Better use some rope. Don't wanna break a limb.
*screech*
*shink*
*screeech*
Hmmmm!
...what was THAT?
Pretty scary and dark in here.
Oh, hey, some Topaz!
*screeeeeech*
OH, NO.
GOTTA GO GOTTA GO GOTTA G-
*drinks recall potion*
Back home. Time to go exploring...again!
Woah, look, it's Shiver River. Better build the Beer Bridge of Redville.
*loot loot*
Hey, I think I heard something.
Ba da ba daa, chopping down the new treeeeees!
It's an infinoite song of gleeeeeee!
Neaw nee naaa neee neeeeawwww!
Ba da ba da deeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Oh, look a slime! And it has.....iron?.....in it.....?
*SCREECH*
AY-AI!
*slice shink impale*
6 5 5 6 4 7 13 5
13 17 14 50 12
Aha! I win! And got some iron, too!
Back home. Hey, Guidey. Making a furnace.
You'll need some stone, torches and wood.
I have wood, torches, but not stone. Mining for more.
Perfect!
Wow, Red. The place turned out to be great!
If you make another house, someone could move in.
You might attract a merchant if you have a lot of money.
I've got one gold in this chest. And four iron bars. I could buy EVERYTHING he has!
I hope he has something useful.
Almost EVERYTHING he has is useful. But it costs mo-
Stop talking, I'm busy smelting rocks into bricks.
Guidey, I'm back from exploring!
....why are you staring at that slime?
MONEY.
Okay....
Did you make a house?
Yes, but no one's moving in. I guess it's not suitable.
Looks soote-able to me.
Hey, I also got a new helmet. And got some leggings too. And an iron shirt.
It's not a-
I found this balloon in one of the chests.
I also found some Ice Skates, and a 'blisard in a boatle'.
It's Blizzar-
Okay. I'm gonna go venture off again. Bai bai!
It looks dangerous out there. I think I see a bat.
Why would there be a bat on the surface?
Well, there are types of bats who do like the jungle...
Wait, A JUNGLE? Cool!
Before you go, I must warn you. The monsters in the jungle are very tough.
And the TYPES of monsters go off the limits, ranging from man-eating plants,
to giant pink bulbs.
Okay. Bye.
Wha-
...I think I heard something.
...
...hmmmm.
This place is odd.
I could destroy it, but...
...it IS a starter home.
Let's deposit my junky things in here.
Let's see.....cactus pickaxe....life crystals...iron....
...and that's about it.
Doo da doo da dooooo!
OH NO.
*vanish*
Guidey, i'm baaaack!
Hey, why is my Mahogany Chest unlocked?
Oh, look, a cactus pickaxe!
Greetings.
And there's four heart-shaped red things!
Don't eat us!
*chomp chomp*
*swipe*
Cool. Time to go exploooring!
Ooh, cool, a red place!
*screech*
*chomp chomp*
*drilling sound*
...this was a mistake, wasn't it.
Subject has entered area. Eliminate.
Ooh, cool trees!
*chop chop*
WOAH, gray wood! Seems strong. What are these thorn things?
*cut*
Ouch! Note to self: stay away from bush.
*screech*
Eek! Spider!
Get away, you bloody bastard! I'm exploring here!
*slice slash savage*
*scrreeeeeeee*
...oh, it climbed up here.
DIE YOU BLOOD SPIDER!
*slice slash slice*
5 8 10 11 9 12
*screeeeeeeeeeee....*
There! Now he won't be a threat.
Hey, what's that...?
Vertebrae (2)
What's a vortebrain? Can I make stuff with it?
I'll make stuff with it. Now to enter Le Cave El Bloody.
Pretty dark in here. Pretty dank in here.
More red eyed things. Looks suspicious.
And more Vertebrae! Don't know how it got here. Makes you ask: Do monsters litter?
Enemy in sight. Charge!
aaaaaaaaaa
Hey, what's that-
*screech, roar, slice, screech*
OH NO. NO NO NO NO NO.
RUN.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*roar*
Oh, there's only one left.
*tons of screeching and roaring*
OH NO I WAS WRONG
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
*sigh* I'm back, Guidey.
THE HORROR.....THE HORROR.....
....uh, Guidey?
HELPSOMEONEINVADEDOURHOUSEANDTOLDMETONOTTELLYOUTHATTHEYSTOLEABUNCHOFSTUFFANDIFIDIDTELLYOUIWOULDDIE
I have no idea what you just said. But I suppose it's stupid, and I shouldn't worry.
Guidey, I found eight lenses here.
8.....8 lenses....
You can finally progress....
Wha-
RED! THE CRIMSON ALTAR!
...say WHAT?
The red eyed thing! Combine the lenses you found there!
It'll give you a Suspicious Looking Eye! Use it at night to summon a powerful demon!
WHAT.
No way! I'm not doing that!
*stare of death*
................okay.
FFFFFUUUUUUUU
I SAID OKAY!
Good.
All right, I'm ready to fight the eye.
Have my new armor, my Minishark from the arms dealer who came
after I got a gun from a red heart thing.... and my Topaz staff.
I've already beat the BoC with previous weapons, so I have armor, a pickaxe, and a sword.
I think it's called a "bud bootchorer", or something.
Let's do this, Eye.
(Minutes later, but not many...)
I did it! I am Le Winner!
....where did that green girl come from?....
...anyway, I got a treasure bag. I wonder what's inside!
It's so weird, yet so beautiful...
Treasure Bag (thinking): It's so dumb, yet so beautiful...
*grab*
*gulp*
*dump out contents*
WOAH. THIS. IS. AMAZING.
A Shield with a MOUTH!
And some weird red beans. Not sure what they do.
Oh, look, there's also some crimtone ore! I should go smelt it.
Guidey, I beat the demon eye!
Actually, it's called the Eye of Cthulhu.
What's a Certhula? And why do you sound....different?
Oh, sorry. I think something got into me.
Maybe it was because I just fought a demon.
...probably.
Anyways, your next task is to beat the king slime.
Use your rubies you found in the cave and some gold ingots to make a Gold Crown.
Combine the gold crown and gelatin at the-
Red-eyed bloody bar?
...yes, the red-eyed bloody bar.
By the way, it's called a Crimson Altar.
Wait, if it's a Crimson Altar, and its mostly found in a Crimson colored place...
...does that mean that the red place is called the Crimson?
You finally figured it out.
(Minutes later, and YES, many...)
I'm baaaack! And with an icky crown!
Now that you HAVE the crown, you can summon the King Slime, but
in order to, you must use it at day. Be careful, because as you damage
him, he can summon blue slimes...SPIKED blue slimes for goodness sake.
Does the crown make him angry?
Let's just say he doesn't like people holding his crown in the air.
Well, it's day right now.
Let's do this.
*screech*
Hello, slimey. Prepare to die!
*slice slash savage, charge w/ shield*
*screech*
*disappear*
Hey, I win.
*reappear above Red*
....uh oh.
*squash*
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Hey! *stab stab*
*screech*
(Minutes of slicing, shooting, and impaling...)
I did it....
I killed the King of the slimes....
And got a bag with awesome loot, too!
There's a solidifier that makes jelly into awesome stuff...
...and it SOMEHOW fits in a tiny bag.
*cough cough* Hammerspace *cough cough*
There's this weird saddle...
*use*
Oh, i'm riding on a mini king slime! How cute.
Some cool ninja armor. (yes they both actually dropped)
It's not very useful as it is. Probably gonna use it for vanity.
And last but not least.....
the elegant....
beautiful....
....Royal Gel.
By equipping it, I will have immunity to all slimes.
I will be their friend.
I will be one of them.
Me, Red, the cowardly adventurer, will be their leader.
*smile*
I will store my treasures in this conveniently placed chest.
SO convenient.
You just made tha-
Quiet, leaf lady.
So, guidey....I beat Le King El Slimo.
Well, THAT was fast. But you still have a lot of tasks to do.
The first one....getting the Night's Edge.
....so what you're saying is....
...the Blood Butcherer, the weapon I have...
...can be combined with a grass blade made from the spores and stingers from
the monsters in the jungle....
...a Firey Sword of Greatness, made with the rock from hell...
...and a Mooramasa, a blue water sword that is in a chest in the deep, dark dungeon.
...at a Crimson Altar to make the Night's Edge?
Yeah, pretty much.
That is complete bu-
It's real, though.
I know it's real but I'm not going through a dungeon and lava-infested death place to get
a sword!
That's what they all say.
And they always change their mind when I say "It'll be worth it."
Fine, i'll make the stupid sword.
The first destination is the dungeon. Have you seen it?
See it? I've been there a whole DAY!
It has blue bricks and there's an old man living there.
Using my pickaxe, I made a mini-home!
I survived a whole CRIMESON MOON there!
It's called a Bloo-
And I wired up some heart statues so I can heal.
Wait...how did you get the wire?
Oh, there was an orange-haired girl close to the surface in there.
She gave me a wrench and shears. And also some wire cable.
Welp, that's that. Byeeeeee!
Bye.
NURSE: Bye, Red! Have a safe trip!
MERCHANT: Remember to bring me some money!
ARMS DEALER: Bring me a gun if you can! I'd like to see what it can do.
ANGLER: While you're there, fish me up something, will ya?
DRYAD: Bye, lame-o. Bye, slime being crushed by a very fat teen.
I'm not fat!
Well, slimies, it's just you and me, out on an adventure.
Makes me want to sing.
I'M A GOOFY GOOBER! *rock!*
dun dun dun, da da dun, dunnn dunnn
YOU'RE A GOOFY GOOBER! *rock!*
dun da dun, da da dun, dunnnn dunnn
WE'RE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS! *rock!*
dun dun dun, duh da dun, dunnn dunnn
uh...MIDDLE FINGER! *yuck!*
...dun da dun da da dun, dunnn dunnnnn, ba da ba da BA BA! *ba ba ba*
...I think we're here.
*pssht* Yep.
GUIDEY? Where are you?
*pshht* Calling you on your Fawkie Tawkie.
Oh, yeah, the thing I found in the...thing....when did I get this?
*pshht* I put it in your pocket, ge*pshht*ius.
I'll use it to cont*pshht* you if you need help.
Well, okay.
Ooh, what's in here?
A chest, I wonder what's inside....
...blue potions....
....gold coins...
...and...
...a gold KEY!
*pshht* Ah, yes, a gold k*pshht*. It can be
used to unlo*pshhhhht*e chests in the dungeon.
'Kay. Going in.
NOOOOO*pshht*OOOOOOOO
What?
If you go in before defeating the old man...
...you wi-*pshhhhhhhhht*
...Guidey? Guidey?
Defeat....the old man?
...
( Oh, no. What have I done....
I mean, I came up with this guy two days
ago and- *pshhhhhhhhhhhhhht* )
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