The Vending Machine

[Myu]

You get a hand.

I insert a unicorn.

 

[berberborscing]

You get a neckbeard that fits in your pocket.

I insert a floppy disk

 

[Myu]

You get a VHS tape.

I insert a vending machine.

 

[berberborscing]

You get everything in the vending machine that hasn't come out yet.

I insert 200 pokedollars

 

[Myu]

You get £2.00.

I insert a Milky Way chocolate bar.

 

[berberborscing]

You get a Snickers Bar, since refunds are dysfunctional at the moment.

I insert a bag of Doritos, a Mountain Dew bottle, and a copy of CoD Advanced Warfare.

 

[Varsia]

You get a load of random seizure-inducing memes.

I insert a fedora.

 

[Solvandus]

I insert a unicorn.

You get a neckbeard that fits in your pocket.

...Smooth.



Anyway,

You get a tipping of a lifetime.

I insert the Goblin Tinkerer into the machine.

 

[Myu]

You get a broken Terra Blade.

I insert vinesauce.

 

[Captain Crit]

You get ensnared by some vines and eaten.

I insert the vending machine into itself.

 

[Dakota Spine]

You get another vending machine (And a disappointed look from me becuase you didn't catch the "Vinesauce").

I insert a quarter ._.

 

[Varsia]

You get bad translation:
Original text:

"The campus returns!"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"By the United Nations University!"
I insert italic font.

 

[Myu]

You get bad translation:
Original text:

"The campus returns!"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"By the United Nations University!"
I insert italic font.

Pretty sure you're on the wrong thread m80. (x

 

[Dakota Spine]

You get bad translation:
Original text:

"The campus returns!"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"By the United Nations University!"
I insert italic font.

Pretty sure you're on the wrong thread m80. (x

You get told you're on the wrong thread!

I put in another coin, because I am so creative.

 

[Myu]

You get a one dollar bill.

I insert the universe.

 

[Dakota Spine]

You get a Steven.

I put that dollar into a soda machine instead... and then put that soda into the machine.

 

[Myu]

You get a martini, because soda is too mainstream.

I insert a battery(?).

 

[Dakota Spine]

You get a dead battery

I put in a piece of ham

 

[Myu]

You get a live pig.

I insert Ghirahim because why nottt.

 

[Dakota Spine]

I Google it to find out what that is, and then you get a sword.

I put in another quarter. I have too much spare change.