The Vending Machine

[Myu]

You get a 10 pound note, because English money is less confusing.

I insert a Filthy Frank, that no one probably knows about.

 

[Dakota Spine]

I'm too afraid to Google that for reasons, do you get a Hotdog.

I put in a screw.

 

[Myu]

You get an electric drill.

I insert everything.

 

[TerraWarrior]

You get nothing,because the vending machine explodes
I walk to a new vending machine and insert a nucelar bomb

 

[Dakota Spine]

And then that one explodes. But there's a new one.

I put another quarter into that. The creativity is just blooming today.

 

[TerraWarrior]

You get nothing, because that vending machine is broken.
I insert the Mechanic into the broken vending machine

 

[Varsia]

You get a fixed vending machine.

I insert Michael Bay.

 

[TerraWarrior]

You get Micheal Jackson
I insert a Terra Blade

 

[Erienna Nakagai]

You get a bunch of green beams tearing your face off because you spelled Michael Jackson wrong.

I insert autocorrect.

 

[TerraWarrior]

You get im pooping popcorn be because you misspelled im popping popcorn
I insert Minecraft

 

[Erienna Nakagai]

You get Terraria Starbound.

I insert Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky.

 

[TerraWarrior]

You get Super Mario World
I insert a black white hole

 

[Erienna Nakagai]

You get a star.

I insert an iPhone 4S.

 

[berberborscing]

You get an Android, since they're way better and less expensive and the machine is mindful of your carelessness towards Apple products. +10 relationship points with Vending Machine.

I insert... um.. nothing, my pockets are empty today.

 

[Erienna Nakagai]

You get... My god, you get... Nothing. Put something in next time!

I insert Pokemon Platinum.

 

[Captain Crit]

You get voltron.

I insert the whole enchilada.

 

[Just_A_Dude]

You get this image

I insert a router.

 

[Unbr34k4bl3]

You get free Wi-Fi.

I insert an Onigiri.

 

[EvilGenius]

Out comes Japan. Cx

In goes the a Hot Pocket.

 

[TerraWarrior]

You get internet
I insert this: