Humorous Ways to skewer food

[DaPielord]

Yeah. Very random topic. You can post ways or ideas to skewer food here. I might post my idea (which involves a vacuum cleaner) later, if I get round to drawing a diagram.

 

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I tend to use pencils to skewer my food, it gets straight to the point.

 

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I like to use straws to skew my mcdonalds chicken nuggets.

 

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I like to use straws to skew my mcdonalds chicken nuggets.

that might be the most ghetto sentence i've heard thus far