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Qui Devorat said:
For @ZemmySix

Here comes the Frost legion
A bunch of killer snowmen
Picture the figure called Frosty
Except you're trying to stem
A pouring stab wound
As Frosty approaches with a knife
Oh well, you're doomed.
But a tiny figure through them sped
Wielding a special flamethrower
Making the horde deader than dead
Rushing through their attempts
To stab and shoot him to mush
A retorting blast of fire
Rending them to slush.
For this figure called Zemmy
It's just another day
For they invaded his turf
And now have to pay.
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Getting even better qui!
 
Matsu said:
Qui can you write a poem about melons?
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For @Matsu
Here comes the farmer
With his highly prized melon
But try and steal the thing
And you'll end up a felon
For melons are the best
There is absolutely nothing
They won't fail at in a test.
For they are the alpha fruit
Their sheer weight and nutrition
Would render all drawbacks moot
And so because they are the supreme
Of everything growing from the sun
Don't be surprised if the farmers
Rename them to "Tons of fun."
 
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In this corner
I sit and think
Making poems about random things
Like washing stuff in the sink.
Or rubbing a hand across rough tree bark
I don't care if I get cut
I suppose it's a lark.
So my mind churns and twists
Like a maelstrom in the sea.
While I sit in the bar,
Having a mug of tea.
And I am not going to let
This terrific thread die
All I say to those who tell me this
Is one word: Why?
For with this thread
I am doing my service
And if this thread goes,
A lot of people for it will miss.
For this is a place
For Team Q and others like me
Which is one that lives on
Just you wait and see
And I don't care
If you're a loser with no say
Drop the frown and get over here!
You can join in anyway.
I don't care if you're the depressed kind
For I have adopted the motto
"No one gets left behind."
And I may not be
In the Terrarian Super League
But I'll still do this
Regardless of fatigue
For I do this
For Queen, County and Terraria
And that fact alone,
Is what makes me merrier.
So if you find life
A little bit hard
Come see little ol' me
The Back-Alley Bard.
 
Did you really think
That this was gonna perish
The day that comes
I'll use a dish
As a dart
Pigs will fly
And birds will fart.
 
Matsu said:
I think birds already do that...and pigs can be put on airplanes.
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Well they can't burp
Hence their lethal reaction to soda products.
So I doubt it'll be the other way rou----oh here we are, talking about whether pigeons fart or not.
What a wonderful world?
 
And so we gather our memories of him
Just because we prefer
To not forget our friend @Bucket o' Water
That glorious steel pail
Catches more tail
Than any of us combined
Such a sad fate
That the local priest resigned
And to get this over and done with
I hired a clown
To read the eulogy
But even he broke down.
Despite making it tragically hilarious
Because of a tragedy
Most nefarious.
And I smell burning
But we didn't plan a funeral pyre.....
OH GODS HELP ME,
THE HEARSE IS ON FIRE!!!
 
And so is the time
For a blood moon
A burden for some,
While for others a boon
So time to fend off the horde
Under the light of a water candle
To have a good battle
Without too much to handle
But where's the point in that cause
If "You're a badass" is one of the facts
go all out and drink a battle potion
Crank it up to the MAX.
And apparently things get tetchy
With the nurse and mechanic
Creating arguments
That are practically manic.
And people tell me to cut my hair
And when I say "no" think I'm lazy
But even though the others are angry
The stylist? She's crazy!
 
Qui Devorat said:
And so is the time
For a blood moon
A burden for some,
While for others a boon
So time to fend off the horde
Under the light of a water candle
To have a good battle
Without too much to handle
But where's the point in that cause
If "You're a badass" is one of the facts
go all out and drink a battle potion
Crank it up to the MAX.
And apparently things get tetchy
With the nurse and mechanic
Creating arguments
That are practically manic.
And people tell me to cut my hair
And when I say "no" think I'm lazy
But even though the others are angry
The stylist? She's crazy!
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Matsu said:
When is the poem about all those moon events that happened yesterday coming?
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Matsu said:
When is the poem about all those moon events that happened yesterday coming?
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Ah, was wondering about that.
Sorry my mind was a little elsewhere.
But now that you've reminded me, it shall be done today.
[DOUBLEPOST=1422120386][/DOUBLEPOST]He's talking about the pumpkin and frost moons we did :3
 
So, @Matsu, @stormconure and @Craftamus Nightmarisite
What were we to expect of this dreadful night.
For the moment the warning sirens blared
Me and Matsu were in the tunnels
But sadly through the earth they teared
Those damn scarecrows and many a living tree
After a spate of fighting
We were forced to flee
But not in the cowardly sense
For as soon as we entered the arena
The body count became immense.
And although we sometimes died
They outnumbered our deaths
Hell, they were liquified.
But soon sadly though, came the morn
With us victorius over a mound of corpses
With our hands ragged and worn.
But our spirit wasn't broken from the fight
Having once more beaten back
The hordes of the night.
 
Qui Devorat said:
So, @Matsu, @stormconure and @Craftamus Nightmarisite
What were we to expect of this dreadful night.
For the moment the warning sirens blared
Me and Matsu were in the tunnels
But sadly through the earth they teared
Those damn scarecrows and many a living tree
After a spate of fighting
We were forced to flee
But not in the cowardly sense
For as soon as we entered the arena
The body count became immense.
And although we sometimes died
They outnumbered our deaths
Hell, they were liquified.
But soon sadly though, came the morn
With us victorius over a mound of corpses
With our hands ragged and worn.
But our spirit wasn't broken from the fight
Having once more beaten back
The hordes of the night.
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Soo... It was fun on the server today.
 
But I wonder what happened,
The night after that.
Turning into another event,
That makes the other fall flat.
But we can't catch our breath,
Any time soon.
For the naughty present was opened,
And here comes the frost moon!
Along come hordes of Xmas abominations,
But we got an arena to match,
The ferocity of these creatures.
But me? I chose the pumpkin patch.
For along the halloween fruit,
I battle the ice queens,
out of the sky I shoot.
And here come the everscreams,
And the convoy of santanks.
But we continued to inflict,
High fatalities in the ranks.
Blowing them apart,
Like a high-pressured flimsy kettle.
And reducing the battalion of beasts,
To body parts and scrap metal.
 
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