The Gravity-Challenged Terrarian

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if wweapons can talk, can modded wweapons talk?
Good question, Matey!
if the Briny Baron can talk, then can hats too?
good question. another one is wwhy you havvent changed your prof-
i wwonder if shirts can talk too?
these questions are getting a little out of-
or shoes and other clothing?
ok you can stop no-
plus, wwhats stopping planets-
STOP






also howw does a swword stomp out of a room? i havvent been reading since around one of the swwords took something too far, since i wwent to a different forum for a wwhile, but i dont think this wwas explained wwhile i read.
 
also howw does a swword stomp out of a room? i havvent been reading since around one of the swwords took something too far, since i wwent to a different forum for a wwhile, but i dont think this wwas explained wwhile i read.
[[I haven't really explained this in the thread, but my signature should partly explain it.

Just think of those guys when an action seems a little too... un-sword-like.

They will be fully explained in the future... once I have the time and will-power to nail down some proper lore about them.]]
 
totally random question time: does gravity ever get vertigo?
Vertigo? Nah. You get used to seeing the sky at your feet after a while of living upside down to everyone else.

Shouldn't you be doing something?

Oh right, yeah.
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Hmmm... while I'm here, I may as well craft the other Beetle chestplate in case other 'accidents' happen...
Oh come on. That was 1 chapter ago.
These things are not easily forgotten.

...huh.

Now I feel kinda lost.
In what way?
Well... where do I go now? I mean... what do I do from this point forth?
...do you think it's time, MM?
Are you sure? He doesn't seem quite ready. He hasn't put the proper infrastructure yet.
True, true. Best he gets that in place before anything else.

You do realise I'm right here, right?
Gravity, this may sound boring but-
Boring? Oh no. You're gonna tell me Zoe wants me to go after those stupid Ice Skates again, aren't you.
No, not this time anyway.
This is more... monotonous.

...what is more monotonous than searching the same ice caves over and over.
Building bridges.
Across the entire world.


*groan*
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Do I seriously have to do this?
If you want to be prepared for what's to come, yes.
Or, you know, stumble into unknown territory with no preparation and prepare to meet your maker. Your choice.
...fine.
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Oh what? Ugh, the demolitionist went too hard on the drinks again, didn't he...
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Wait... you're not the demolitionist...

IMPOSTOR!!!
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Ooo, free goodies. Alright, you can stay.
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Oh wow. So much stuff he sells...
But... I have to use these medals he gave me to buy them? Really?
...well, I guess I can just buy some the things he'll accept money for...

Hang on. He's here!?

This may be what we need to see if Gravity's ready for challenges ahead.
If he progresses far enough...

Yeah yeah yeah, I already know that.

Gravity!
What?
Change of plan. You'll be building a bridge, but for a specific purpose.
And what would that be exactly?
To take a force from another world, another universe.
And this interests me, because...?
Loot.
Count me in.
*Quietly facepalms*
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This bridge has to be special. It must be dead flat, and a few hundred blocks long.
Ok.
And you'll need some special preparation in the center... it concerns the large golden stand you're currently holding.
Mmhmm.
You'll want to place the stand in the dead center, and surround it with as many heart statues as you can.
Alright. I was thinking of putting it out next to the giant tree out to the right.
That'll be just fine.

*YOU ARE NOW GOING TO WITNESS HOW LONG-WINDED PREPARATION IS. PREPARE THINE EYES.*
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I was wondering. You said 'enemies', not 'enemy', right?
Yes...
Oh good. Just wondering.
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*continues to craft Jester Arrows*
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Ah, there are my heart statues.
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I heard you're wiring stocks have expanded. Let me just BUY ALL OF THEM!
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Doo bee doo.
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*Whistling*
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Uh huh. Got it.
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There we go. Man, this thing has a lot of items that go into it.
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*Sigh*
Wiring stuffs have so many in-between steps...
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Well, I WAS going to craft this trapped stone before a golden bunny crashed the party.
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I have a feeling I might need this going forward... let's give it an upgrade!
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Finally! I think I have everything. Let's get this done.

*404 ERROR - Screenshot of final arena not found*

IT'S BEAUTIFUL. A WORK OF ART. MANIFIQUE.
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I guess I can buy one of these rod things to get me going before this fight.

Alright! I think I'm ready! Let's go!
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...after this Blood Moon gets out of my way.
Whoever the cameraman is, I think he's a little rusty.

I mean... he gets all of the boring prep stuff, and misses the final arena? Rookie mistake.

In any case, looks like Gravity's ready for a fight against...

THE OLD ONE'S ARMY.

We'll see you next time for Chapter 62!
[[I think the rust on my screenshotting skills is really noticeable in this chapter. Sorry about that!

And yay! A video coming soon where Gravity isn't totally overpowered! Yaaaay!]]
 
Vertigo? Nah. You get used to seeing the sky at your feet after a while of living upside down to everyone else.

Shouldn't you be doing something?

Oh right, yeah.
View attachment 171808
Hmmm... while I'm here, I may as well craft the other Beetle chestplate in case other 'accidents' happen...
Oh come on. That was 1 chapter ago.
These things are not easily forgotten.

...huh.

Now I feel kinda lost.
In what way?
Well... where do I go now? I mean... what do I do from this point forth?
...do you think it's time, MM?
Are you sure? He doesn't seem quite ready. He hasn't put the proper infrastructure yet.
True, true. Best he gets that in place before anything else.

You do realise I'm right here, right?
Gravity, this may sound boring but-
Boring? Oh no. You're gonna tell me Zoe wants me to go after those stupid Ice Skates again, aren't you.
No, not this time anyway.
This is more... monotonous.

...what is more monotonous than searching the same ice caves over and over.
Building bridges.
Across the entire world.


*groan*
View attachment 171809
Do I seriously have to do this?
If you want to be prepared for what's to come, yes.
Or, you know, stumble into unknown territory with no preparation and prepare to meet your maker. Your choice.
...fine.
View attachment 171811
Oh what? Ugh, the demolitionist went too hard on the drinks again, didn't he...
View attachment 171812
Wait... you're not the demolitionist...

IMPOSTOR!!!
View attachment 171813
Ooo, free goodies. Alright, you can stay.
View attachment 171814
Oh wow. So much stuff he sells...
But... I have to use these medals he gave me to buy them? Really?
...well, I guess I can just buy some the things he'll accept money for...

Hang on. He's here!?

This may be what we need to see if Gravity's ready for challenges ahead.
If he progresses far enough...

Yeah yeah yeah, I already know that.

Gravity!
What?
Change of plan. You'll be building a bridge, but for a specific purpose.
And what would that be exactly?
To take a force from another world, another universe.
And this interests me, because...?
Loot.
Count me in.
*Quietly facepalms*
View attachment 171820

This bridge has to be special. It must be dead flat, and a few hundred blocks long.
Ok.
And you'll need some special preparation in the center... it concerns the large golden stand you're currently holding.
Mmhmm.
You'll want to place the stand in the dead center, and surround it with as many heart statues as you can.
Alright. I was thinking of putting it out next to the giant tree out to the right.
That'll be just fine.

*YOU ARE NOW GOING TO WITNESS HOW LONG-WINDED PREPARATION IS. PREPARE THINE EYES.*
View attachment 171817
I was wondering. You said 'enemies', not 'enemy', right?
Yes...
Oh good. Just wondering.
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*continues to craft Jester Arrows*
View attachment 171822
Ah, there are my heart statues.
View attachment 171823
I heard you're wiring stocks have expanded. Let me just BUY ALL OF THEM!
View attachment 171824
Doo bee doo.
View attachment 171825
*Whistling*
View attachment 171826
Uh huh. Got it.
View attachment 171827
There we go. Man, this thing has a lot of items that go into it.
View attachment 171831
*Sigh*
Wiring stuffs have so many in-between steps...
View attachment 171832
Well, I WAS going to craft this trapped stone before a golden bunny crashed the party.
View attachment 171834
I have a feeling I might need this going forward... let's give it an upgrade!
View attachment 171835
Finally! I think I have everything. Let's get this done.

*404 ERROR - Screenshot of final arena not found*

IT'S BEAUTIFUL. A WORK OF ART. MANIFIQUE.
View attachment 171836
I guess I can buy one of these rod things to get me going before this fight.

Alright! I think I'm ready! Let's go!
View attachment 171837
...after this Blood Moon gets out of my way.
Whoever the cameraman is, I think he's a little rusty.

I mean... he gets all of the boring prep stuff, and misses the final arena? Rookie mistake.

In any case, looks like Gravity's ready for a fight against...

THE OLD ONE'S ARMY.

We'll see you next time for Chapter 62!
[[I think the rust on my screenshotting skills is really noticeable in this chapter. Sorry about that!

And yay! A video coming soon where Gravity isn't totally overpowered! Yaaaay!]]
i hope gravvity is wwilling to grind for tokens, since thats the only wway you can get the really cool items and defeat be-
Let's not talk about that part yet, matey...
good idea
 
Vertigo? Nah. You get used to seeing the sky at your feet after a while of living upside down to everyone else.

Shouldn't you be doing something?

Oh right, yeah.
View attachment 171808
Hmmm... while I'm here, I may as well craft the other Beetle chestplate in case other 'accidents' happen...
Oh come on. That was 1 chapter ago.
These things are not easily forgotten.

...huh.

Now I feel kinda lost.
In what way?
Well... where do I go now? I mean... what do I do from this point forth?
...do you think it's time, MM?
Are you sure? He doesn't seem quite ready. He hasn't put the proper infrastructure yet.
True, true. Best he gets that in place before anything else.

You do realise I'm right here, right?
Gravity, this may sound boring but-
Boring? Oh no. You're gonna tell me Zoe wants me to go after those stupid Ice Skates again, aren't you.
No, not this time anyway.
This is more... monotonous.

...what is more monotonous than searching the same ice caves over and over.
Building bridges.
Across the entire world.


*groan*
View attachment 171809
Do I seriously have to do this?
If you want to be prepared for what's to come, yes.
Or, you know, stumble into unknown territory with no preparation and prepare to meet your maker. Your choice.
...fine.
View attachment 171811
Oh what? Ugh, the demolitionist went too hard on the drinks again, didn't he...
View attachment 171812
Wait... you're not the demolitionist...

IMPOSTOR!!!
View attachment 171813
Ooo, free goodies. Alright, you can stay.
View attachment 171814
Oh wow. So much stuff he sells...
But... I have to use these medals he gave me to buy them? Really?
...well, I guess I can just buy some the things he'll accept money for...

Hang on. He's here!?

This may be what we need to see if Gravity's ready for challenges ahead.
If he progresses far enough...

Yeah yeah yeah, I already know that.

Gravity!
What?
Change of plan. You'll be building a bridge, but for a specific purpose.
And what would that be exactly?
To take a force from another world, another universe.
And this interests me, because...?
Loot.
Count me in.
*Quietly facepalms*
View attachment 171820

This bridge has to be special. It must be dead flat, and a few hundred blocks long.
Ok.
And you'll need some special preparation in the center... it concerns the large golden stand you're currently holding.
Mmhmm.
You'll want to place the stand in the dead center, and surround it with as many heart statues as you can.
Alright. I was thinking of putting it out next to the giant tree out to the right.
That'll be just fine.

*YOU ARE NOW GOING TO WITNESS HOW LONG-WINDED PREPARATION IS. PREPARE THINE EYES.*
View attachment 171817
I was wondering. You said 'enemies', not 'enemy', right?
Yes...
Oh good. Just wondering.
View attachment 171821
*continues to craft Jester Arrows*
View attachment 171822
Ah, there are my heart statues.
View attachment 171823
I heard you're wiring stocks have expanded. Let me just BUY ALL OF THEM!
View attachment 171824
Doo bee doo.
View attachment 171825
*Whistling*
View attachment 171826
Uh huh. Got it.
View attachment 171827
There we go. Man, this thing has a lot of items that go into it.
View attachment 171831
*Sigh*
Wiring stuffs have so many in-between steps...
View attachment 171832
Well, I WAS going to craft this trapped stone before a golden bunny crashed the party.
View attachment 171834
I have a feeling I might need this going forward... let's give it an upgrade!
View attachment 171835
Finally! I think I have everything. Let's get this done.

*404 ERROR - Screenshot of final arena not found*

IT'S BEAUTIFUL. A WORK OF ART. MANIFIQUE.
View attachment 171836
I guess I can buy one of these rod things to get me going before this fight.

Alright! I think I'm ready! Let's go!
View attachment 171837
...after this Blood Moon gets out of my way.
Whoever the cameraman is, I think he's a little rusty.

I mean... he gets all of the boring prep stuff, and misses the final arena? Rookie mistake.

In any case, looks like Gravity's ready for a fight against...

THE OLD ONE'S ARMY.

We'll see you next time for Chapter 62!
[[I think the rust on my screenshotting skills is really noticeable in this chapter. Sorry about that!

And yay! A video coming soon where Gravity isn't totally overpowered! Yaaaay!]]
Seems that gravity might be seeing the-
DON'T TELL HIM THAT PART.
Okay, but let me just give you a hint.
It was from pages back, when someone posted a picture of those blue guys.
Those blue guys. You'll see them soon. DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN
 
When I open the link, it says I don't have the privileges to view it.
[[That social forum was shut down due to inactivity. :(

On that note, since I'm seeing it creeping back into the thread, can I please request that the roleplaying be kept to a minimum. It starts to fill the thread with unrelated stuff, and I'd like to nail it on the head now before it spirals out of control.]]
 
[[That social forum was shut down due to inactivity. :(

On that note, since I'm seeing it creeping back into the thread, can I please request that the roleplaying be kept to a minimum. It starts to fill the thread with unrelated stuff, and I'd like to nail it on the head now before it spirals out of control.]]
Okay, I'll try. I hope the others will too.
I might start a new social forum though.
 
[[That social forum was shut down due to inactivity. :(

On that note, since I'm seeing it creeping back into the thread, can I please request that the roleplaying be kept to a minimum. It starts to fill the thread with unrelated stuff, and I'd like to nail it on the head now before it spirals out of control.]]

i think you should have also said you dont want this thread ending up like the last post wins thread which is 688 pages of random jabber
 
[[I am super frustrated right now.

I just checked my videos folder to have a look at the Old One's Army fight raw footage...

And my mic was on for the ENTIRE FIGHT. And doesn't sound good, either, since it shouldn't have been on, the room is quite echo-y, and the keyboard is clearly audible the entire time. Not to mention my mic quality is something to be desired, being just a cheap headphone-mounted mic.

Stupid GeForce Experience changing how their recording software works! :mad:

I doubt I'll be able to salvage the footage, given that the audio is a total write-off. This does mean I'll most likely have to skip this promised video and move on to the chapter following the fight. I'll do my best to work around the loss of the video, but it just won't be the same without a video showing how the fight went down. :(

I'm very sorry for this arising complication, and I'll hopefully have it fixed by the next important fight, which MAY OR MAY NOT BE on the road to final completion of the playthrough (about bloody time, am I right?).

I'll just say this again. Stupid GeForce Experience.]]
 
[[I am super frustrated right now.

I just checked my videos folder to have a look at the Old One's Army fight raw footage...

And my mic was on for the ENTIRE FIGHT. And doesn't sound good, either, since it shouldn't have been on, the room is quite echo-y, and the keyboard is clearly audible the entire time. Not to mention my mic quality is something to be desired, being just a cheap headphone-mounted mic.

Stupid GeForce Experience changing how their recording software works! :mad:

I doubt I'll be able to salvage the footage, given that the audio is a total write-off. This does mean I'll most likely have to skip this promised video and move on to the chapter following the fight. I'll do my best to work around the loss of the video, but it just won't be the same without a video showing how the fight went down. :(

I'm very sorry for this arising complication, and I'll hopefully have it fixed by the next important fight, which MAY OR MAY NOT BE on the road to final completion of the playthrough (about bloody time, am I right?).

I'll just say this again. Stupid GeForce Experience.]]
I feel sorry for you.
But you can always make another video and fix your mistakes, right?
I don't think so.
 
I'll just quietly skulk around while Gravity gets his next shirt ironed. Could ya mute the audio and add in Old One's Army music? Whatever you do is well to me, but there's a suggestion.
 
[[I am super frustrated right now.

I just checked my videos folder to have a look at the Old One's Army fight raw footage...

And my mic was on for the ENTIRE FIGHT. And doesn't sound good, either, since it shouldn't have been on, the room is quite echo-y, and the keyboard is clearly audible the entire time. Not to mention my mic quality is something to be desired, being just a cheap headphone-mounted mic.

Stupid GeForce Experience changing how their recording software works! :mad:

I doubt I'll be able to salvage the footage, given that the audio is a total write-off. This does mean I'll most likely have to skip this promised video and move on to the chapter following the fight. I'll do my best to work around the loss of the video, but it just won't be the same without a video showing how the fight went down. :(

I'm very sorry for this arising complication, and I'll hopefully have it fixed by the next important fight, which MAY OR MAY NOT BE on the road to final completion of the playthrough (about bloody time, am I right?).

I'll just say this again. Stupid GeForce Experience.]]

ah it appears you have discovered the joys of a mic!
 
[[I am super frustrated right now.

I just checked my videos folder to have a look at the Old One's Army fight raw footage...

And my mic was on for the ENTIRE FIGHT. And doesn't sound good, either, since it shouldn't have been on, the room is quite echo-y, and the keyboard is clearly audible the entire time. Not to mention my mic quality is something to be desired, being just a cheap headphone-mounted mic.

Stupid GeForce Experience changing how their recording software works! :mad:

I doubt I'll be able to salvage the footage, given that the audio is a total write-off. This does mean I'll most likely have to skip this promised video and move on to the chapter following the fight. I'll do my best to work around the loss of the video, but it just won't be the same without a video showing how the fight went down. :(

I'm very sorry for this arising complication, and I'll hopefully have it fixed by the next important fight, which MAY OR MAY NOT BE on the road to final completion of the playthrough (about bloody time, am I right?).

I'll just say this again. Stupid GeForce Experience.]]
try muting the vvolume and putting a fairly intense track similar to this one ovver the entire thing, and add some other noises. probably wwont take long, and wwould still be epic

the aforementioned track:
 
[[These are all viable options, so I'll take them into consideration.

For now, I'll work on the next chapter following the OOA, and work on the video on the side, maybe.]]
Wait, does that mean you're gonna edit the current video, or make a new one?
HONK HONK
....ok.
 
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