The Gravity-Challenged Terrarian

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PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R said:
Terra Blade, do you know what kind of sorcery happened to give Muramasa and the gang their bodies back?
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Sorcery that is vastly beyond your comprehension, human.
PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R said:
Bee Keeper, how good are you at building?
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I may be not thzzat good, but zzzzeriously. Gravity'zzzz houzzzezzzz are glorified boxezzzz at bezzzzt.
PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R said:
Beam Sword, do you feel cheated for being put away by somebody who knew your younger brother? Or are you simply amused by the fact that no one can throw BS in a chest forever?
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I CRI EVRYTIM
PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R said:
Death Sickle, how do you feel about Gravity's RNG?
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DEATH.
...trust me, he is making a comment. You just don't want to hear it translated.
PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R said:
Zoe, how do you feel about Terra Blade's arrival? And can you craft a Cloud in a Bottle by throwing a Cloud Block and a Bottle together on a work bench?
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Terra's always been a stuck up. Can't know why everyone thought he was soooo awesome until they were reminded of why we don't see him much.

And... no. You, my friend, need some lessons in how-to-craft.
I would go into detail, but that requires a 1-hour lecture on how to enchant clouds to be able to be farted for propulsion. And believe me, it's pretty disgusting.
1ts an amazing cabbage said:
when is gravity going to use something besides whatever random stuff he picks up and happens to like (no offense intended)
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When he changes his entire personality altogether.
Now, now, MM. We don't need to bring up that salt again.
 
Time for round 2! (Dammit I thought Terra Blade would be impressed if I put him first on the Q&A list. Oh well.)

Terra Blade, do you like humans? Because I revere the company of swords (and scythes).
Beam Sword, do you need a hug?
Blood Butcherer, please recount on your hidden lamentations on Light's Bane's feelings towards you.
Muramasa, do you want some sugar?
Light's Bane, can you have a cup of tea with MM?
Enchanted Sword, can we have a reunion episode with you and BS?
 
PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R said:
Terra Blade, do you like humans? Because I revere the company of swords (and scythes).
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Ha. Like humans. You make me laugh.

I will accept your grovelling for the time being.
PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R said:
Beam Sword, do you need a hug?
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*Proceeds to run straight you with arms(?) open wide*
PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R said:
Blood Butcherer, please recount on your hidden lamentations on Light's Bane's feelings towards you.
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With pleasure.
I-
Too bad, so sad, moving on.
PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R said:
Muramasa, do you want some sugar?
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But I don't have any coffee...

Oh. Oh wait.
No, no. I'll be just fine.
PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R said:
Light's Bane, can you have a cup of tea with MM?
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What? Are you kidding? Me drink that awful brown liquid? You must be joking!

I could use a cup though.

...do I have to make you one now.
Yes.
Dammit.
PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R said:
Enchanted Sword, can we have a reunion episode with you and BS?
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*Daydreams about the Chariots of Fire theme*
1ts an amazing cabbage said:
is the next video gonna be gravity fighting the lunatic cultist
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I thought the last chapter was pretty clear about what Gravity will be fighting next.

*Sips tea* He'll be taking on the Pirates. And yes, we already know he's well over-equipped for them.
1ts an amazing cabbage said:
also :naughty: what is gravity's favorite weapon
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I would pick TB if he wasn't so up himself.
WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
What? You're not up yourself? News to me.

I'd probably have to say the returning hatchet is one of the cooler weapons I have at the moment. But who knows what else I'll get in the future.

And it's not a weapon, but the teleport rod is freaking awesome.
 
*hugs Beam Sword while smiling*

Zoe, why do stars fall in this game (or, in Gravity's case, rise)?
Blade of Grass, what is your favourite tree?
Firey Greatsword, how is it having your firey swing again?
Gravity, how do you feel having saved all the swords from Night's Edge cursed body?

(I think that's all the swords)

...

Dark Lance, how do you emit those delicious particles when being thrusted?

Yay Terra Blade likes me! Maybe one day, I'll invite him to talk about magic and Terraria logic and how water candles emitted the old pre-1.2 particles when broken! (I don't know if they still do that) I suspect he'll want high-class drinks like Ribena or water...
 
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[[Ahhh, yes. Gravity. Don't worry, haven't forgotten him.

TBH, the next part of the story was going to be a follow on from the ending of the last chapter, but I what I have instead is 4 minutes of disappointment sitting on my hard-drive. The Pirates never stood a chance against Gravity in his current form, and most of the fight is just pure cheese, so... I think we'll skip it. You'll probably be able to see the aftermath of it, and who knows? Maybe I'll throw in a clip or two of the Pirates' demise in a future video for the lols. :)

As for what follows, dare I say it, but the 1080p screenshots return! In the long passage of time since I worked on Gravity's playthrough, I got a screen upgrade and can finally return to 1080p.

As for my current situation, it's nearing the end of Uni semester, but I'm not there just yet. Once I get some major assignments are out of the way, Gravity will be back.]]

*Wakes up, feeling a bit dazed*
...oooooh, my head...

Oh. Hello there sleepyhead. Had a good rest?

*Clutches head*
AhhhHHHhhhHhhhh. Headache...

Let's just say we couldn't risk what happened last time this sort of thing happened.
You should really consider investing in shampoo. I can't be expected to keep myself clean with a disgusting-mess-for-a-head like that.

....what...?

You can thank MM for convincing me to not use the sharp part later.

*Pain throbs*
Uh... sure. Ow.

Also, might just want to...
*sniff*
*yuck*
...clean yourself in general.
[TO BE CONTINUED]
 
*FWOOOOOSH*
ARE YOU DONE ALREADY!?

I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR A THING!

WHAT?
WHAT?
*FWOOOOOOoooooosh*
*Creak*
Alright, I think that's enough.

I was getting bored of the deaf shouting match anyway.

Yuck... everything is so wet...

Hey, look on the bright side! You don't smell like a dump anymore.
*sniff* And do I detect a hint of lemon? Ooo. Fancy.

Well, any more bright ideas?

...what? I was distracted by the lemon.

Don't tell me.
You didn't have a plan to get me dry again.

Oh, that's where you're wrong! Oh, FG!

*Stomps into the room*

...you've got to be kidding.

FG, medium toasty please.

*FWOOOOOF*
[TO BE CONTINUED... TOMORROW]
 
Xman101 said:
*FWOOOOOSH*
ARE YOU DONE ALREADY!?

I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR A THING!

WHAT?
WHAT?
*FWOOOOOOoooooosh*
*Creak*
Alright, I think that's enough.

I was getting bored of the deaf shouting match anyway.

Yuck... everything is so wet...

Hey, look on the bright side! You don't smell like a dump anymore.
*sniff* And do I detect a hint of lemon? Ooo. Fancy.

Well, any more bright ideas?

...what? I was distracted by the lemon.

Don't tell me.
You didn't have a plan to get me dry again.

Oh, that's where you're wrong! Oh, FG!

*Stomps into the room*

...you've got to be kidding.

FG, medium toasty please.

*FWOOOOOF*
[TO BE CONTINUED... TOMORROW]
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from lemon to orange, this mini-story just got sour






































im so sorry
 
I wonder when the next chapter is coming out.
Hopefully you craft any of the Chlorophyte Swords.
'Cause they shoot magical green things.
So they could be able to talk to you and tell yo-
-but i'm magi-
-VORTEX BOOSTER! I told you to go to bed!
I don't like bed.
I like boosting.
And I like shootin-
S.D.M.G., stay out of this.
 
Xman101 said:
*FWOOOOOSH*
ARE YOU DONE ALREADY!?

I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR A THING!

WHAT?
WHAT?
*FWOOOOOOoooooosh*
*Creak*
Alright, I think that's enough.

I was getting bored of the deaf shouting match anyway.

Yuck... everything is so wet...

Hey, look on the bright side! You don't smell like a dump anymore.
*sniff* And do I detect a hint of lemon? Ooo. Fancy.

Well, any more bright ideas?

...what? I was distracted by the lemon.

Don't tell me.
You didn't have a plan to get me dry again.

Oh, that's where you're wrong! Oh, FG!

*Stomps into the room*

...you've got to be kidding.

FG, medium toasty please.

*FWOOOOOF*
[TO BE CONTINUED... TOMORROW]
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so is this going to become the shower saga?
 
Xman101 said:
*FWOOOOOSH*
ARE YOU DONE ALREADY!?

I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR A THING!

WHAT?
WHAT?
*FWOOOOOOoooooosh*
*Creak*
Alright, I think that's enough.

I was getting bored of the deaf shouting match anyway.

Yuck... everything is so wet...

Hey, look on the bright side! You don't smell like a dump anymore.
*sniff* And do I detect a hint of lemon? Ooo. Fancy.

Well, any more bright ideas?

...what? I was distracted by the lemon.

Don't tell me.
You didn't have a plan to get me dry again.

Oh, that's where you're wrong! Oh, FG!

*Stomps into the room*

...you've got to be kidding.

FG, medium toasty please.

*FWOOOOOF*
[TO BE CONTINUED... TOMORROW]
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FG, y u do dis?
He did it cuz' he can.
I hope that gravity doesn't burn to ash. If he does, I'll be glad to dump you in the underworld
with the rest of the ash. Hope you don't get mined by someone searching for Hellstone.
That would be terrible.
*Red walks in*
Can I have a Molten Pickaxe? I need Hellstone, and I needs it now.
Oh, brother...
You gonna mine ash to get to it?
Mm-hm.
Oh.
...huh.
RUN GRAVITY RUNNNN
 
*FWOOOOF*
Are you done with the roasting yet? It's getting a little hot in here.

I guess you look pretty dry. Alright, you can stop now FG.
*FWOOooof*
As promised, here's the TV remote for a week.
*Chucks remote at FG*
*Catch*
*Stomps out of the room chanting 'WWE!'*
...you what.
Well, a towel wasn't exactly going to cut it, was it? He was our only choice.

I would have taken a towel. And a change of clothes.

Eh. Too long.

...have none of you bozos realised what you've done.
...excuse me.
LOOK AT HIM FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
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...
...
...
What happened to my chestplate.
Dammit. I should have seen this coming.
I- G- B- P-
FG concentrated his heat too much at Gravity's torso, and Beetle Shell is not exactly flame :red:ant.

...you have got to be kidding me.
You have GOT... TO BE KIDDING ME.
Whoa whoa whoa! Calm down! This have gone a lot wors-
I just lost a valuable piece of armor, and you want me to CALM DOWN?
YOU COULD HAVE CAUGHT ON FIRE.
*Point* IT WAS HIS IDEA TO ROAST ME.
I didn't know Beetle Shell was flammable!
YOU DIDN'T KNOW BEETLE SHELL WAS FLAMMABLE? LIKELY STORY!
But really, I didn't!
I HAVE IN MY RIGHT MIND THAT-
*ARGUING CONTINUES*

*Aside*
*Sigh* Why have the Terrarian gods cursed me so with these idiots...

*A FEW HEATED ARGUMENTS LATER*
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Alright you three, are we settled down now?
Sure, why not.
Yep.
Yeah...

Good. Gravity, I see you've brought the stuff I asked for.
Yeah. Little I can do with it though.
Without?
Without... *groan* ...green ore.
Chlorophyte, Gravity, Chlorophyte!
Chloro-whatever. It's still a massive pain in the backside. No thanks to-
NO. NO MORE GRAVITY. I'VE HAD IT WITH THE ARGUING.
Just go and get some green o- Chlorophyte before I lose my mind!
Fiiine. I'll have to use this dingy old red chestplate in the meantime I guess.
IT'S ADAMANTITE!
Whatever.

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Man, she can sound a lot like my mother sometimes.
DEATH.
I don't care if she has a point.
Ugh, getting this green ore is going to soooo painf-
Oh! Hello! Cool bow in the shop! Gimme gimme gimme.
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That is SO COOL.
Bouncing shots!?
Awesome!
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...is it just me, or are all the NPCs wearing party hats.
And why was I not invited.
Oh, I could answer that, human.
Shut up.
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...on second thought, I should probably just put the old shiny armor on. Set bonuses are life.
WOULD YOU STOP PROCRASTINATING AND JUST GET ON WITH IT!
Okay! Okay! I'm going mother.
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Well. Here we go. In for the boring grind.
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Oh. Hello. I don't think I've seen this before.
It kinda looks like bee hive.
Is it?
*Poke*
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Yes. Yes it is.
Ow.
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*Groan*
Why do these need to be in such small patches?
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Oh. Is this what I think it is?
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Yep.
*SOME BEE MURDERING AND MINDLESS ORE GATHERING LATER*
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Finally. I can undo the damage.
See? It all worked out in the end!
No thanks to you.
I think I have a migraine.

Just... everyone go away and come back later for Chapter 61.
[[Ah, it feels good to be back! Just a very small note here for today.

The whole 'lost chestplate' is no joke - I somehow did lose the Beetle Chestplate in-between the Pirates and the return to 1080p. I have no clue how or why it happened. *shrug*]]
 
Xman101 said:
*FWOOOOF*
Are you done with the roasting yet? It's getting a little hot in here.

I guess you look pretty dry. Alright, you can stop now FG.
*FWOOooof*
As promised, here's the TV remote for a week.
*Chucks remote at FG*
*Catch*
*Stomps out of the room chanting 'WWE!'*
...you what.
Well, a towel wasn't exactly going to cut it, was it? He was our only choice.

I would have taken a towel. And a change of clothes.

Eh. Too long.

...have none of you bozos realised what you've done.
...excuse me.
LOOK AT HIM FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
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...
...
What happened to my chestplate.
Dammit. I should have seen this coming.
I- G- B- P-
FG concentrated his heat too much at Gravity's torso, and Beetle Shell is not exactly flame :red:ant.

...you have got to be kidding me.
You have GOT... TO BE KIDDING ME.
Whoa whoa whoa! Calm down! This have gone a lot wors-
I just lost a valuable piece of armor, and you want me to CALM DOWN?
YOU COULD HAVE CAUGHT ON FIRE.
*Point* IT WAS HIS IDEA TO ROAST ME.
I didn't know Beetle Shell was flammable!
YOU DIDN'T KNOW BEETLE SHELL WAS FLAMMABLE? LIKELY STORY!
But really, I didn't!
I HAVE IN MY RIGHT MIND THAT-
*ARGUING CONTINUES*

*Aside*
*Sigh* Why have the Terrarian gods cursed me so with these idiots...

*A FEW HEATED ARGUMENTS LATER*
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Alright you three, are we settled down now?
Sure, why not.
Yep.
Yeah...

Good. Gravity, I see you've brought the stuff I asked for.
Yeah. Little I can do with it though.
Without?
Without... *groan* ...green ore.
Chlorophyte, Gravity, Chlorophyte!
Chloro-whatever. It's still a massive pain in the backside. No thanks to-
NO. NO MORE GRAVITY. I'VE HAD IT WITH THE ARGUING.
Just go and get some green o- Chlorophyte before I lose my mind!
Fiiine. I'll have to use this dingy old red chestplate in the meantime I guess.
IT'S ADAMANTITE!
Whatever.

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Man, she can sound a lot like my mother sometimes.
DEATH.
I don't care if she has a point.
Ugh, getting this green ore is going to soooo painf-
Oh! Hello! Cool bow in the shop! Gimme gimme gimme.
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That is SO COOL.
Bouncing shots!?
Awesome!
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...is it just me, or are all the NPCs wearing party hats.
And why was I not invited.
Oh, I could answer that, human.
Shut up.
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...on second thought, I should probably just put the old shiny armor on. Set bonuses are life.
WOULD YOU STOP PROCRASTINATING AND JUST GET ON WITH IT!
Okay! Okay! I'm going mother.
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Well. Here we go. In for the boring grind.
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Oh. Hello. I don't think I've seen this before.
It kinda looks like bee hive.
Is it?
*Poke*
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Yes. Yes it is.
Ow.
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*Groan*
Why do these need to be in such small patches?
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Oh. Is this what I think it is?
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Yep.
*SOME BEE MURDERING AND MINDLESS ORE GATHERING LATER*
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Finally. I can undo the damage.
See? It all worked out in the end!
No thanks to you.
I think I have a migraine.

Just... everyone go away and come back later for Chapter 61.
[[Ah, it feels good to be back! Just a very small note here for today.

The whole 'lost chestplate' is no joke - I somehow did lose the Beetle Chestplate in-between the Pirates and the return to 1080p. I have no clue how or why it happened. *shrug*]]
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Well, THAT was unexpected.
Dark Lance probably wanted revenge and used hax to remove the breastplate.
HAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAH-
Shut it, S.D.M.G. The swords did search for hax Gravity was using...
..since he's soooo lucky. I wish I was as lucky as you.
You got me first moon lord kill.
So?
 
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