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The Gravity-Challenged Terrarian

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Xman101

Cultist
The Gravity-Challenged Terrarian
Hello viewers, and welcome to The Gravity-Challenged Terrarian - TCF edition.

With the release of the new forums, your favourite show has migrated accordingly!

If you missed previous episodes, they can be found on this thread HERE.
[[EDIT 16/7/2016: TO has been shut down. Unfortunately, I have no way of recovering these episodes, so chapters 1-17 are now lost forever. :(]]

As a parting goodbye to TO, the next chapter will be posted both here and on TO. All further chapters will be posted here.

*Sigh* And my misadventures continue...
 
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I'm a Raptor

Plantera
I'm looking forward to seeing this continue. What troubles will await your protagonist in the next installment? We shall soon find out!
 

Xman101

Cultist
Is it time yet, MM?

Wait...
*tick*
*tick*
*tick*
*BRINGARINGARINGARING*
Now it is.


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So what's the plan for today, mistro?
HANG ON, PREOCCUPIED.
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Yipe. Too expensive.
So... plan, mistro?
I think BG needs a little attention today.
And please.
Don't call me mistro.
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Woah woah woah, something about you looks different.
Is i-

His crappy hairstyle? His ugly face? His stumpy feet?
...
I don't deserve to give you guys any answers after that.
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That's slightly unsettling.
Now I have to get used to AS shooting supposedly in the wrong direction...

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Somebody get me a fan, I'm boiling inside of here!
Oh wait. I have lots of them.
Waiting on Sequoia's thread.

...
You do know I like to feel loved.

And I like to screw with emotions.
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GRAVITY I DON'T RECOMMEND THIS.
*Humming Indiana Jones music*
PLEASE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TI-
...
I MEAN, TWO TIMES AGO WHEN YOU DID SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

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You're such a worry-wort MM. See? Completely fine.
...tell that to me later as you hit the ground with a satisfying splat.
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More shoelace caps. 'Cause I need more!
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And now, suddenly Gold Chests don't excite me any more either.
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But that ain't a gold chest.
...
Gravity? Stop making that face. I know your excited, but still... that face.
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Ahhh. AhHH. AHHH THAT'S MY FEET IN MY HEAD AHHHHHH
Another one bites the dust.
...*sigh* *shakes head... or whatever a sword shakes*
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I SHALL NOT BE DEFEATED BY A PUNY HUMID BIOME.
This can only go well. And by well, I mean entertaining. Pass the popcorn.
*Pass*
Wait, just gotta go get sonmething...
*Magic Mirrooor*
WAHT THE HECK
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
*Insert video of Gravity fighting Goblin Army... if we had video editing skills...*

*AFTER SOMEHOW NOT DYING AND TRAVELLING*
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What.
NO.
HE GOT A SECOND ONE.
THIS IS RIGGED.
THAT'S IT, I'M CHECKING HIS POCKETS FOR ANY CHEATS OR HAX HE MAY BE USING.

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Perfect place to put him though.
Suffering in the intolerable humidity.

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Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Second check of his pockets, underway.

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Gold Chests.
Meh.
HOW CAN YOU.
MEH?
MEH!?
YOU JUST GOT FLIPPERS AND A LAVA CHARM.
HERE. MEH THIS!
*Opens Cloud in a Bottle*

*Cough* *Splutter* *Wheeze*
...
*Splat*
...
...oops.

Clean-up on aisle three.

...

MM, you need to learn some restraint.

I do! But Gravity... mmmmrrr sometimes I think he just needs a good smack on the head.
...
I didn't intend for that to happen though.

Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Yeah sure. I've seen it before.

So that was it, folks. The first chapter on the TCF thread. Hope you enjoyed.

Remember that all past chapters can be found on the TO thread, found HERE.
You can also read this chapter again on the TO thread if you're that desperate to do so.
So join us on TO (or here), for 'CHAPTER 18 - Bug Spray Anyone?'!
And see you next time, right here, for 'CHAPTER 19 - Bwane Damige? ...MN.'
 

Mihn

Empress of Light
...what is it with people and my guide???
Well, the guide is SUPER cute in this forum and super smart (in-game), but soon, you will have to kill him and [BUZZER]. Oops, spoiler noise, so I guess you'll have to find out by yourself Gravity. And don't worry about him, he has unlimited 1-UP if you have a suitable house. Remember:
:indifferent::"When you are ready to challenge the keeper of the underworld, you will have to make a living sacrifice. Everything you need for it can be found in the underworld."

Edit: Gravity you are so damn lucky. I've been searching for weeks for Lava Charm and Cloud in a bottle, and now you have 2, and you just "Meh". Let's wait for Gravity enter [BUZZER] and see if he can say meh anymore. DAMN YOU SPOILER NOISES!!
 
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Xman101

Cultist
Well, the guide is SUPER cute in this forum and super smart (in-game), but soon, you will have to kill him and [BUZZER]. Oops, spoiler noise, so I guess you'll have to find out by yourself Gravity. And don't worry about him, he has unlimited 1-UP if you have a suitable house.
Have to? I doubt it.
And I know he has infinite 1-ups, but still. It's the principle of the matter. I don't to just go around willy-nilly murdering my NPCs, knowing that they'll respawn.
Remember:
:indifferent::"When you are ready to challenge the keeper of the underworld, you will have to make a living sacrifice. Everything you need for it can be found in the underworld."
...that could mean anything. Plus, it says everything can be found in the underworld. So that would logically extend to the living sacrifice, right?
...
Right?
Edit: Gravity you are so damn lucky. I've been searching for weeks for Lava Charm and Cloud in a bottle, and now you have 2, and you just "Meh". Let's wait for Gravity enter [BUZZER] and see if he can say meh anymore. DAMN YOU SPOILER NOISES!!
He his hands so far up the RNG's backside, I wouldn't put it past him to accomplish this feat.

But with happening all too often, I'm starting to wonder if he has any hidden BadRNG-nullifying accessories on his person somewhere...

PS: Buzzer noises are fun. ;)
 
When will Gravity capture a glowy glowing snail?
And when will Gravity get Rainbow Dye? (INTENSE.)
By the way, can you see this text?
If so, then invisible text is impossible.
 

Mihn

Empress of Light
...that could mean anything. Plus, it says everything can be found in the underworld. So that would logically extend to the living sacrifice, right?
...
Right?
Look, we know you love the Guide very much, but that's the thing that have to happen. Don't belive me? Here, I'll show you:
-Step 1 of 4: Kill Voodoo Demon
-Step 2 of 4: Take the Guide Voodoo Doll
-Step 3 of 4: Throw it into the lava in The Underworld
-Step 4 of 4: Kill Wall of Fle- (shh, you, shhh)
Oh well, ask FG. He might know since he's made of hellstones, which can be found in the underworld.
 

Mihn

Empress of Light
Well this thread is for sure dying.
W-
Hey guys! It's me, Water gun! I was selected white text did you know that?
Too bad, WG, I'm afraid I'll have to incinerate you, since you killed me before, with your stupid water-shooting ability. WISP SPIN!
 

Andy0132

Terrarian
Zoe. Traitor to the mages. For this you will die once the doom is upon us. And the evil spreads all.
Child. Learn well mine magic, for else you shall die, as the doom spreads. And the evil.
Guide. Die slowly, for thy beast of living flesh shall die, and the doom unleashed.

Sorry, DS's being mystic again.
 

Mihn

Empress of Light
Zoe. Traitor to the mages. For this you will die once the doom is upon us. And the evil spreads all.
Child. Learn well mine magic, for else you shall die, as the doom spreads. And the evil.
Guide. Die slowly, for thy beast of living flesh shall die, and the doom unleashed.

Sorry, DS's being mystic again.
So, Zoe used to belong to the mages, right?....
You can borrow my trash can, lava pit, deadly room filled with traps and lava to kill her or lock her.
Wisp be quie-
Or summons all bosses to kill her.
Or throw her in the Corruption and leave her there.
Ah god pixie and shadow orb, you're not even a spell!
We are.
Kind of
 
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