DerpoTheMagnificent
Queen Bee
Hello all! Derpo here with another "suggestion". I say "suggestion" because I already know that this cannot be put in the game. The reason for this, for those of you who don't know, is that Bill Waterson (the author of Calvin and Hobbes) has been in "hiding" for a very long time, and no one really knows where he is. Therefore, it would be near impossible for the dev team to find him and ask to use his characters. I also know that this is complete overkill for a reference. I don't expect the the devs to even think about considering the slight possibility of part of this being put in the game.
Anyway, on to the "suggestion".
Everything is based around this NPC.
Calvin the Kid
Can be found wandering in the forest during the day after Skeletron is defeated.
Names: Calvin, (possibly other names)
Quotes:
"Buy my stuff so I can be filthy stinkin' rich!"
"A swift kick in the butt! Only 1 gold! Get it while you can!"
"You need a car? My parents happen to have one that they're not using."
"Have you seen my sled?"
"Got any tuna? My tiger's hungry."
"LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!! IT'S A WILD ZORG!!!"
He sells:
Water Balloons:
inflicts wet debuff
Price: 1 silver.
Tooltip:"Take that!"
Death Ray Zorcher:
Shoots a continuous beam of death
Has a chance to stun (freeze) an enemy
10 damage
2 usetime
4 mana
1 knockback
Price: 50 gold
Tooltip:"Set to overkill for maximum effect."
Tuna Sandwich"
Price: 1 plat
Summons a pet tiger:
Flies like the puppy does, using his tail as a helicopter.
Tooltip:"Tigers will do anything for a tuna sandwich."
Red Wagon:
Mount
Goes extremely fast downhill, but can't go uphill.
Price: 75 gold
Tooltip:"Think deep, philisophical thoughts."
Here's Hobbes to demonstrate the use of the wagon:
Space man mask
Vanity
Price: 10 gold
Space man shirt
Vanity
Price: 15 gold
Space man pants
Vanity
Price: 10 gold
Full costume:
Magnificent Mask
Vanity
Price: 15 gold
Tooltip:"Defender of Freedom! Advocate of Liberty!"
Stupendous Shirt
Vanity
Price: 20 gold
Phenomenal Pants
Vanity
Price: 15 gold
Colossal Cape
Accessory
Price: 10 gold
Full Costume:
Once again, this is not really a suggestion, just a fun idea I had.
Watcha think?
Anyway, on to the "suggestion".
Everything is based around this NPC.
Calvin the Kid
Can be found wandering in the forest during the day after Skeletron is defeated.
Names: Calvin, (possibly other names)
Quotes:
"Buy my stuff so I can be filthy stinkin' rich!"
"A swift kick in the butt! Only 1 gold! Get it while you can!"
"You need a car? My parents happen to have one that they're not using."
"Have you seen my sled?"
"Got any tuna? My tiger's hungry."
"LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!! IT'S A WILD ZORG!!!"
He sells:
Water Balloons:
inflicts wet debuff
Price: 1 silver.
Tooltip:"Take that!"
Death Ray Zorcher:
Shoots a continuous beam of death
Has a chance to stun (freeze) an enemy
10 damage
2 usetime
4 mana
1 knockback
Price: 50 gold
Tooltip:"Set to overkill for maximum effect."
Tuna Sandwich"
Price: 1 plat
Summons a pet tiger:
Flies like the puppy does, using his tail as a helicopter.
Tooltip:"Tigers will do anything for a tuna sandwich."
Red Wagon:
Mount
Goes extremely fast downhill, but can't go uphill.
Price: 75 gold
Tooltip:"Think deep, philisophical thoughts."
Here's Hobbes to demonstrate the use of the wagon:
Space man mask
Vanity
Price: 10 gold
Space man shirt
Vanity
Price: 15 gold
Space man pants
Vanity
Price: 10 gold
Full costume:
Magnificent Mask
Vanity
Price: 15 gold
Tooltip:"Defender of Freedom! Advocate of Liberty!"
Stupendous Shirt
Vanity
Price: 20 gold
Phenomenal Pants
Vanity
Price: 15 gold
Colossal Cape
Accessory
Price: 10 gold
Full Costume:
Once again, this is not really a suggestion, just a fun idea I had.
Watcha think?