OH ALIEN SUMO WRESTLER
YOU BROKE YOUR TOILET SEAT ONCE MORE
THE BIGGEST CALAMITY SINCE YOU FARTED
AND BLEW AWAY BALTIMORE
YOU’RE LIKE A GIANT WHOOPIE CUSHION
THAT’S COLOURED LIKE MY SNOT
AND WITH TWO RANDOM HOLES IN YOUR FACE
THAT YOU BURPED OPEN AS A TOT