1. "It's time Microsoft took it up a notch."
From what I've heard and seen from the MC fandom, that's not a thing to be proud of. People didn't seem to like it that much...
2. "Your guns can never blast past the fortress I've got."
I've actually cleared out a whole world of ~4200 by 1000 blocks, underwhich Obsidian, which is your strongest block. I think it's safe to say I can blast through your 3 block thick Stone Brick wall.
3 & 4. "Fightin' Clowns and Eyeballs, and you be braggin'
While I've got enchanted armor slaying the Enderdragon."
- Our 'Eyeballs' are as strong, if not stronger, than your zombies.
- Our 'Clowns' are normal enemies, kinda unfair comparing them to your end boss, ain't it? With that, they're about as much, if not more so, a threat than your Enderdragon.
- We have 'Enchantments' too, although they're called Prefixes, or as some like to call them 'reforges'. You might not be able to get them on your armor, but you can get them on your accessories, which is kinda the same concept, isn't it?
5. "Cryin' so much, you keep your items when you die."
Let me remind you of the fact that you guys have '/gamerule keepInverntory', which is the same principle, except extremer, since you keep everything, while we still loose half our money, which is quite a big part of Terraria. With that, we have Mediumcore Characters, which to loose their item.
6. "I think Terraria's Minecraft's CDI."
I don't know what CDI means in this context, and it's an opinion, there for I won't comment on it. I'll keep this open for potential future updates.
7. "Grab my diamond Pickaxe just to break the tension."
Picksaw is better. So is the Shroomite digging claws. So are 8 other pickaxes in the game, not counting drills.
8. "Oh I'm getting griefed? Ya that sure blows
Atleast MC has a beast online mode."
So does Terraria, but people use it less often because they don't need Multiplayer to make the game even mildly exciting.
9. "I mean, only old creepers be playin' your game."
Actually, the average Terraria youtuber is pretty much the same age, if not younger than the average Minecraft youtuber.
10. "While in your game you can't even mod."
Avalon Mod: +375 Items +4 bosses +alot of mobs. Still updating.
MOAR Tiers Mod: +75 Items +2 bosses +a couple of mobs. Huge update coming.
Thorium+ Mod: +450 Items +3 bosses +40 mobs
These are 3 examples of the 7 biggest and best mods.
11. "Last time you went outside? I'm thinking never."
That's because Terraria doesn't get boring, opposed to Minecraft.
12. "Please, your game style's been irrelevant since '96."
Most Kirby and Mario games are 2D, not to mention Super Smash Bros Brawl.
If you were referring to pixelation, you're an enormous hypocrite.
13. "Even Roblox is better than you."
Roblox Ratings: 8/10 (80%), 7.8/10 (78%). Average: 7.9/10 (79%)
Terraria ratings: 6/10 (60%), 8/10 (80%), 9/10 (90%), 9/10 (90%). Average: 8/10 (80%)
Critics disagree with this argument of the rap.
14. "Well at least Microsoft was interested in me."
See point 1.
15. "That's as original as your game concept."
Actually, no. Block jokes aren't original, Terraria is. If Terraria was a rip-off of you, it'd be 3D, right?
16. "Step up to the mic, I become aggressive"
Getting triggered is the first sign of loosing a battle, since you can't keep your cool because you're not convinced any more you can win. I know I'm psychologically nitpicking, but that's what this whole comment is for.
17. "I've never seen a rip-off so unimpressive."
See point 15.
18. "I know that you'll never test me again."
I just did, come at me bro.
19. "This is like a Wooden Plank against Obsidian."
For Minecraft = Obsidian
So you're annoying to remove when occidentally placed, and quite useless except for going to the Nether, While Terraria, the Wooden Plank, is needed in a ot of crafting recipes, is aesthetically pleasing and doesn't take 20 seconds to remove?
For Minecraft = Wooden Plank
So you're weak and can be chopped down by literally everyone, and can be set ablaze, while Terraria, Obsidian, is so strong You can only get through it with the strongest breaking force in Minecraft? (Which obviously aren't it's rhymes.
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Chorus Bonus Round.
Chorus 1. "This ain't no game."
It is.
Chorus 2. "I've fought through mobs and awful weather."
The weather thing actually only applies to Terraria, since there are special mobs that only spawn during rainstorms.
Chorus 3. "We just survive
all day and night."
Actually, Minecraft has the option to skip Night, and with that any form of above-ground danger, as long as they have a bed.