Kelp

I hope you're doing well
You're up rather late/early in the timezone Scotland is in; make sure you get enough sleep!

What’s your favorite topic of question?

do pings automatically stop working on inactive accounts or is it a preference setting? I can't ping @techionprime41 and they havent been online for almost 2 years now
I was going to try to make a point and ping some random from 2017 but it seems that all of the inactive accounts cant be pung anymore

I wonder what you'd do on or with the forums on April Fools.
How have you been?

> rule: don't be a moderator
> check the author
> moderator

Is it against the "don't be a moderator" policy to politely request two people bring a thread back on track a little bit?

Happy 11 year anniversary sorta kinda maybe

I always thought your PFP was some redhead anime girl lol

Do you have any interesting stories to share about a weird/dumb rule or a very funny occasion that occured in the forums that is worth mentioning?

So recently, as in literally 12 seconds ago, I heard of something called the "Kelp incident" where like 5 people had the name kelp or smth
and that just sounds like the funniest ever so please can someone tell me more

I know this is random, but how are you? :>

What is the acceptable time threshold for spacing between AMA plugs

Have you played Deltarune/Undertale before?
If so, what is your favorite boss? (I really like Asgore and Spamton)

Greetings, I come to ask a question:
At what point is it considered for a user to be spamming profile posts? What is the treshold for that?
For reference, I'm a frequent poster myself, but I usually leave one hour gaps at the minimum. If I feel "unsafe" with that at a given point, I usually wait for my last profile post to be pushed to the second page of the "latest profile posts" section in the "what's new" menu.

I have a theory.
It feels like you've been online more often.
Summer vacation, for most kids, has begun/is beginning.
This gives most kids a lot more free time, to say, be on the forums.
You're 31 years old, and joined the forums in 2014.
Let's do the math. 13 is the minimum age to join the forums. You're 31. (according to your TCF profile) 31-13=18.
Due to the fact that 13 years ago, you were just old enough to either have a kid or adopt a kid, I have a theory.
My theory is that you have a child who recently turned 13 and are slowly preparing to pass down your account to them, and this preparation has entered it's later stages and that is why you are on more, because you have a 13 year old child who you are planning to give your account to, and due to summer vacation they're online more!
(This theory is a joke, I don't actually believe this.)

Happy Birthday

Oh! A happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday! Thanks for all you do for the forum

Happy birthday Kelp!

happeh borf daye