MrKohwahla

MrKohwahla

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    The CIA has confirmed that a certain person named "Hatsune Miku" is a spy.
    23152435wefewf4534123
    So where do we keep the important supplies?
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    In Jetstream's warehouse. He is a counterpart in this assimilation.
    The Ice Cube
    Greetings, my lord.
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    The Ice Cube
    The Ice Cube
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    The Ice Cube
    The Ice Cube
    You said "I see you have successfully reached ME on this account."
    Then you said "Therefore, WE can..."


    Seems legit.
    MrKohwahla
    MrKohwahla
    Since my account is linked to that of many, WE can analyze you from information based from this account. This is one of the more obvious accounts, mainly because I am their leader.
    MrKohwahla
    I want a hot pocket.
    TyHachi
    TyHachi
    Hot Pockets confirmed Illuminati.
    MrKohwahla
    MrKohwahla
    Do not judge us. Even The Illuminati must eat to survive.
    TyHachi
    TyHachi
    I'm not judging. I'm just taking notes on who's in. :3
    MrKohwahla
    Eating something
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    Kyouko Tsukino
    Kyouko Tsukino
    Nah, you're not suing me for copying you, like Apple tried to pull on Microsoft way back in the eighties or nineties...
    MrKohwahla
    MrKohwahla
    And then the Samsung thing...

    did anyone else notice that when apple added the on button to the side of the iPhone 6 it looks just like the way a samsung would?
    Kyouko Tsukino
    Kyouko Tsukino
    I dunno, all cellphones seem equally pointless to me.

    But if it means Apple is evil, then yes, I noticed!
    Myu
    LOOMIARTY CONFREM!!!!!!11!1!!!!!11!!!1!!!!1!11!!!1!!1
    Kendrick Lamar
    Does the illuminati support banterlords in their quest for world peace/domination?
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    No, because we believe that in an alternate dimension, nothing else exists. Except the Illuminati.
    Kendrick Lamar
    Kendrick Lamar
    But surely you are able to praise such a magnificent being like Richard Keys ;D
    MrKohwahla
    MrKohwahla
    We don't praise anyone. Except Stephen Hawking because he is MLG. And sanic.
    byAbeeL
    wtf is dis wot m8 1v1 me rust blackscope
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    MrKohwahla
    We do not deal with outsiders lightly. We are trained specifically to eliminate all targets. Not employ them. @Razor Knight
    Kyouko Tsukino
    Kyouko Tsukino
    What I meant is, "the language implied" should be "the language employed." They're two radically different words, even if they sound similar to untrained ears.
    MrKohwahla
    MrKohwahla
    Oh. oops. Teh iluminate doesn't liek mistaeks.

    Crie
    MrKohwahla
    We are forever. We shall persevere through the sands of time. We are....The Illuminati.
    G
    About time you guys followed me
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    Kyouko Tsukino
    Kyouko Tsukino
    But Disneyland is full of Disney stuff. It's its own kind of hell, really.

    "Five Nights at Freddy" ain't got nothing to "one minute with a fat dude in a Mickey Mouse suit."
    Folder
    Folder
    Wait.Disney Land contains Stuff From Micky Mouse Club House
    Now thats true Hell
    Kyouko Tsukino
    Kyouko Tsukino
    That settles it, then, we the Illuminati will be sending the impostor to Disneyland.
    Everybody
    Kill me, I dare you. "The Illuminati has attempted to kill Everybody".
    Bill Cipher
    LOOMINARTY
    theclownfish II
    the conspiracies were true all along
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    Folder
    The Illuminati has an Eye after all
    MrKohwahla
    MrKohwahla
    It was never a conspiracy. It was truth. But you were blind to it.

    lel #tru
    TheQuietBisharp
    Pleasure meeting you here, all seeing evil triangle of death.
    Fruitbat
    Ello illmbrenatiie
    Ima frootbet
    IvoryPlants 🌳
    Confirmed
    Sonnette
    STEVEN HAWKING OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
    Jetstreme ∞
    Triangles!
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    Bruh

    Illuminati *not* confirmed

    Just don't question their existence..or else
    MrKohwahla
    Stephen Hawking is too MLG
    MrKohwahla
    am spodermen
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