Noahblast20

Final fantasy VII: save this child from the massive sea monster that is trying to eat her and her top predator friend.
Final fantasy XVI: fight this massive ultra-magic gay light dragon in space with the power of your presumed dead brother’s bird powers. (1/2)

Biggest grasshopper I’ve ever seen.

Holy . HOLY ING GOD!!!!!
THEY’RE HERE THEY’RE HERE THERE’RE HERE!!!!!!!!

In Live A Live, you can make a your mom joke to a cowboy.

Blood, blood in every corner of my mouth. My lower face is numb. Woohoo! I just got wisdom teeth surgery!

Casually picking out my cacophony of 4 songs and having STANDARDS? Wtf? Why is one two trucks worse than another? I’m listening to three other songs!

Doing an OC swap time.
Swapped NP (N***): A giant purplish anthropomorphic crow who is incredibly strong.
Swapped Lilac (LR): Human with cat armor and an affinity for bombs.
Swapped cerebrine (chronicle): giant octopus robot with a smaller, green coral inside. Very durable
Swapped atlas (goobeer): a giant semi amorphous bee-like alien. Very venomous.

“Maybe it’s the way I walk, that makes them think that I like… boys” is my favorite lyric of all time.

Just read the story of Gilgamesh and enkidu. They are a gay couple that married each other. The story is from before the Jewish religion. I found that interesting.

Too many birds…

If you have coding experience in unity. Please tell me, how? How did you do it?

1/1.1 >1*0.9

Final fantasy 16 be like: “time to be a rich and feed my wizard slave to my kid’s wolf, it’s not like the dead son of our kingdom’s newly vassal state is going to randomly show up and kill it, causing the next one I buy to kill me and my equally racist son. That would make no sense.”

I’ve played AC6 for only a short time, and I already have 3 completely different ACs that are all really good.

If you feel like no one loves you. You are objectively wrong. I love you. There is rarely someone I don’t love.

Bottomless pit gaming

Me: I hate racing games
Later me: I’m really good at racing games. I just hate fighting games.
Now me: I’m really good at smash. I just really hate multiplayer fps games.
Future me:

How to use a microwave to cast ancient insurance spells on your cat

Ah yes, my favorite “red vegetable”
Red cabbage