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  • in the dungeon straight up jorkin it, and by it... heh, let's just say... my bones
    I swear to GOD if one more dumbass comes down here before freeing that old man up there i will lose my actual mind
    Happy birthday! You were added in 1.0.5 on June 23, 2011, so you're 12, and since you're 23, 23=12! So 11=0, and if 11=0, (11 times 1/11)=(0 times 1/11), and 0 times anything is 0,
    and (11 times 1/11)=1, so 1=0! And if 1=0 and 11=0, 1+11+11=0, and 23 is 1+11+11, so you are 0 years old!
    Happy 0th birthday!
    Would you look at that.
    It's the Dungeon Gaurdian itself's birthday!
    Dungeon guardian
    Hi
    IM THE EYE OF CTHULHU

    (Was, technically, but this is old)
    i know u missed me, im still here
    boss music begins playing
    i was gonna rick roll everyone here but I've decided to give it up and say goodbye.
    update on master mode playthrough: still very spooked
    beginning a new master mode playthrough. i am very spooked.
    despite the fact I am skeleton, whenever i see a spider my skin crawls
    i have returned. i've beaten the game, i'm very tired
    Kane Schmitz
    Kane Schmitz
    You’d think it’d be easy considering you deal a thousand damage on contact with any lifeform and have 9,999 defense
    The Dungeon Guardian
    The Dungeon Guardian
    yeah but so many people want to kill me and they're very fast
    just realized something, can day time empress kill you if god modes on, in journey mode?
    finally, us console players will know how it feel to sit on the terra-toilet
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 4 MORE DAYS UNTIL TERRARIA CONSOLE 1.4
    Talus
    Talus
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I KNOW
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