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It will be called The Holy Book of Figs and Ruining the Minds of your Fellow Carbon Based Entities.

Tell me why these geniuses let me out of containment again? I know you gotta have tax dollars from *every* citizen but you've basically forced a indescribably mad cosmic entity out of it's proper place: In it's compound.

Thus the entire planet is being exposed to terrible puns, particles that are still classified as theoretical, "folk remedies", and excessive swearing. To name a few.

So now you all get to enjoy The Holy Book of Figs and Ruining the Minds of your Fellow Carbon Based Entities.

If and when I get around to it. I am currently amused by flicking stink bugs off the screen of my porch.

You seem to have your life goals sorted out pretty well.

I'm going to die horribly one day but I think I'm doing pretty good with the materials I have at hand.

Will you write me into it, and who do I get to be?

I haven't thought about writing people from here into it but. Considering the scope of the bible. I will probably write you in and give you the abilities to create pasta from dirt and rainbows.

You can't just give people powers! You're not god just because you're rewriting the bible.

But I can say i witnessed him do it.