What kind of elves? Fantasy elves, christmas elves, house elves (like dobby)?
If they were fantasy elves, I would give them whatever they want so that they don't shoot me with a bow and arrows.
If they were christmas elves I would punt the little guys before they ravaged my house.
If they were house elves, I would empty my closet, giving them all as many socks, underwear, and shirts as they want
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