You would be male, your avatar would be metallic, and you would be a terrible artist and hate everyone. You'd also be banned. Forever.
What about you guys, then? What do you think you would be like if you were totally opposite? (except not being on the forum at all)
i'd not be depressed, i'd be on land and my avatar would be whatever the opposite of a shark is. on top of that, i'd become even more narcissistic.