Humorous 1000 Fun Facts

945: Black holes do not suck. They will have the same gravity as whatever collapsed and created them, just crunched into a smaller space. As an example, if the Sun collapsed into a black hole right now, our orbit would not change. The black-hole-Sun would have the same gravity as the Sun, and so our orbit would stay the same. We'd all freeze and die, but the Earth would continue to orbit.

945(a): Now, most sci-fi movies featuring a black hole (except probably Interstellar) will irritate you when you remember this fact.
 
946: People are attracted to holes that excrete solid waste.
 
945: A dream where you are aware you are in one is called a lucid dream
946: Dreams are usually 30-45 minutes long
947: There's such thing as sleep paralysis, and it's when you know it's time to wake up, but you can't move your limbs or open your eyes properly. This usually causes extreme panic (I know for certain, I've had it once), and usually occurs during times of great stress
 
950. Vikings didn't wear horned helmets.
 
951: Being 'double jointed' means you're just extremely flexible; You do not actually have another set of joints.

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952: The first ever pornographic movie was released in 1896.
 
953: The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding
 
955: There was once a unit in WWII that took out anti-aircraft weaponry...With aircraft.
 
956: The Game Theorists covered Pewdiepie's story in one of the videos, nicknaming him "The Man Who Defined Youtube".
 
957: It's not an exactly 50/50 chance for a coin to land on its head or tail; It's quite possible for it to land on its side, around 1/50 chance.
 
958: The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.
 
959: I probably have over 100 OCs.
 
OCs? What's that?
Original Characters.

Edit: Might as well post a fact.

960: Some people can be so ticklish that they can tickle themselves. I'm one of those people.
 
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961: Lithuania is one of the most suicidal country in Europe
thats good to know since i'm Lithuanian
 
962: A small sneeze can startle at least three rats.
 
963: The national animal of Scotland is the Unicorn
 
963: The national animal of Scotland is the Unicorn
Can confirm this. It's awesome. The UK coat of arms includes the lion (national animal of England) wearing a crown on its head and the unicorn wearing a crown on its neck.

964: The floral emblem of Scotland is the thistle.
 
965: the first ingredient on the goldfish ingredient list is smiles
what, do they cut of lips and bake them in or something
 
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