Cave Johnson
Skeletron
ask me anything
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ask me anything about old aperture.
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ChimeraWarden
The Destroyer
Are there dead bodies inside the companion cubes?
Cave Johnson
Skeletron
uh... yes. in the olden days, we were extremely poor and testing was illegal. we had to hide them somehow.
that why we call them "weighted" storage cubes. of course, aperture back then doesn't exist now, so we are out of the dangerous zone.
that why we call them "weighted" storage cubes. of course, aperture back then doesn't exist now, so we are out of the dangerous zone.
Agent Sandstorm Σ
Steampunker
Where is your body stored?
Cave Johnson
Skeletron
I am stored in a personality core stuck inside of aperture forever.
I wish I never brought this up...
I wish I never brought this up...
Scratch Lunin
Eater of Worlds
How did you manage to invent Multiversal travel in your universe? As the Interdimensional Warrior, I am quite curious how you (and your company) could achieve such a momentous task in your time.
Cave Johnson
Skeletron
We Discovered A material in space that was actually able to conduct portals. we put some of the material inside of a machine
"which was made before the material, which was an invention of a new leaf blower when I was a child and was stored in my office closet for some reason" and Walla!! it makes portals. we started mass producing them for testing purposes and that's what inspired me to stop selling shower curtains and start selling some inventions! none of them were actually released though. who knows, maybe that could have been the future right there!
"which was made before the material, which was an invention of a new leaf blower when I was a child and was stored in my office closet for some reason" and Walla!! it makes portals. we started mass producing them for testing purposes and that's what inspired me to stop selling shower curtains and start selling some inventions! none of them were actually released though. who knows, maybe that could have been the future right there!
Agent Sandstorm Σ
Steampunker
Do you mind sending the Fact Core over to my place?
Cave Johnson
Skeletron
no, I wouldn't mind. fill your mind with knowledge! alot of people need some knowledge right now... heh.
ChimeraWarden
The Destroyer
People Have knowledge, plenty of it. They just refuse to use it.
Cave Johnson
Skeletron
Um...
Cave Johnson
Skeletron
Would a giant aperture logo sign work? I heard radiation is the bomb nowadays. "No pun intended"
Scratch Lunin
Eater of Worlds
Gone bankrupt again, I see.
Agent Sandstorm Σ
Steampunker
Don't worry. They can just scam the multiverse a second time.
Cave Johnson
Skeletron
Well, the whole place is absolutely destroyed and I don't have much, so...
Scratch Lunin
Eater of Worlds
𝑰 𝒃𝒆𝒈 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒏?
Agent Sandstorm Σ
Steampunker
Oh wait, wrong Cave.
Cave Johnson
Skeletron
What it's all X's on my screen