Corrupt a Wish

[The kamen rider]

Granted but it is only a single frame.

I wish for the water god.

 

[TheGuy]

Granted, but he decides you are to weak and kills you

I wish for LoZ: Breath of the Wild

 

[ruddthree]

Granted, but you have no Switch to play it on.

I wish that I could get Phototshop.

 

[TheGuy]

Granted, but your computer gets stolen the night after

okay than, I wish for a Switch

 

[ruddthree]

Granted but it's just a picture of a Switch.

I wish I could steal my computer back.

 

[TheGuy]

Granted, but the robber has taken a hammer and reduced it to rubble

I wish for the ability to go into the universe of any book I want

 

[KingPiggyXXI]

Granted, but "whoops" you go into a horror book, and evil monsters imprison you so you can't get out.
I wish for someone to NOT corrupt this wish.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but I will crimson it instead.

I wish for viruses

 

[XSlayer300]

Granted, but the virus deletes your account.

I wish for the moon to shine.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, but it's radiation that's lethal to you and harmless to everything else

I wish for... idk, ideas.

 

[TheGuy]

Granted, but your ideas are projected onto the world, destroying the universe

I wish that my birthday was earlier in the year

 

[Buggsoup]

Granted, but your ideas are projected onto the world, destroying the universe

I wish that my birthday was earlier in the year

Granted, but it's so early that it's the end of the year before, putting it as the last day of every year.

I wish for fifty million dollars.

 

[ruddthree]

Granted, but it's in Fort Knox.

I wish to have the fastest internet.

 

[ratchetNL]

Granted, but instead of increasing your internet speed I just decreased everyone else's speed.

I wish to be able to enter any fictional world I desire at will.

 

[ruddthree]

Granted, but the only thing you can do is play Corrupt a Wish.

I wish to have some free time.

 

[Creeper da Snek]

Granted, but karma sucks and you're stuck with playing Corrupt a Wish too.

I wish that I didn't have to actually write a wish here.

 

[ruddthree]

Granted, but it wares off after a second, 'cause that's not how the game works...

I wish I was immune to all sickness.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but you will age 356 times faster.

I wish to be unbanned.

 

[Sinlessguitar2]

Whish granted but the admins unban another person who deletes your account.

I wish that I never wasted the 2 minutes writing this post.

 

[Ripraptor]

Granted, but now that you wished that, I didn't see this, meaning that I never granted your wish, thus creating a paradox.

I wish that I could have the best gaming pc ever